Monday, March 8, 2004

You scored : 36. If your score was between 31 and 45: You're a Krafty Kisser! A Krafty Kisser enjoys being playful and prankish. You're the kind of person that is naturally more frisky and even a little mischievous. You like to pull and run your hands through their hair, creating that combination of pleasure mixed with a tad of pain. You like to be random with kisses, and vary in the kinds of kisses you want to give. The kisses can be from sexy and seductive to sweet and smooth. Variety is your spice in life. You enjoy being spontaneous and will kiss anywhere, especially in public places where it becomes more thrilling to you. Be careful not to play too many games, you may loose track of how your partner is feeling. Make sure your partner is comfortable with all your various kissing levels. Overall you are certainly the most balanced and experimental of all the kissing styles, and you make kissing fun by creating variety.

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*borrows quizie from Sarah*

Congrats! Your a Pure Angel! Angels, as far as most of them go, are all compatabile creatures, but Pure ones simply are symbols of God. Pure Angels always appear when a child is born, when a rainbow is seen, or when someone shares their first kiss. They never grow old, an can appear in the shape of a naked woman with white, bold wings. Pure angels are the carriers of god, and show their love to everyone in the world. What Kind of ANGEL are you? (For Girls only) This Quiz has amazingly Beautiful Pictures! brought to you by Quizilla

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Friday, March 5, 2004

Yesterday felt like a really weird dream....I shall explain later, when I have more time. =\

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-Perfect- You're the perfect girlfriend. Which means you're rare or that you cheated :P You're the kind of chick that can hang out with your boyfriend's friends and be silly. You don't care about presents or about going to fancy placed. Hell, just hang out. You're just happy being around your boyfriend. What Kind of Girlfriend Are You? brought to you by Quizilla What Irrational Number Are You? You are π Of all the irrational numbers, you are the most famous. You have many friends and fans. Like many people, non-Euclidean geometry makes you feel uncomfortable. You are involved in so many things that it seems like it would take two of you to make ends meet. You are particularly close to the rational number 22/7. However, you and e have been called "remarkable." Your lucky number is approximately 3.14159265 Shiny Lemur Straif's Blog √2   φ e   π Love is Irrational So true...

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Wednesday, March 3, 2004

This morning, I woke up and I couldn't speak. My voice doesn't work. It's so frustrating... off to work, talk to everyone later ^_^

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Tuesday, March 2, 2004

Crossing over to the Dork side

This morning started out good, as I got to talk to Mia Marlene ^_^ I had a small bit of time to comment on some people's o's (I will try to find time to visit everyone else's, I promise.) I was a bit flustered as I went out the door, as it was 6:00 in the morning. On the way to work, as I was going on a sharp uphill curve, for a split second, I saw a squirrell....I didn't even have any time or room to react. Tears gushed down my face as I cried, because I knew I hit it. I felt the car bump when I hit it. I almost had to pull over, because I couldn't see with all my tears blurring up everything. I keep replaying the squirrell suddenly seeing a bright light, tire tread, and then nothing. I know, I know, I am a wuss. A dork wuss. Yeah... When I got to work, I reached for my purse in the seat next to me, to get a cough drop. My throat has been really sore the past few days. When my fingers touched nothing, I looked at the seat. I looked on the floor. I looked in the backseat.... I had left my purse at home. I had been driving around without money or my license. o.o I went inside, called my mom, told her about my purse, and she said my brother would drop it off. I am really thankful to him that he did. ^_^ I had to feed two extremely difficult people today (It's too much to explain. It involved alot of senseless screaming at imaginary things, spitting, ect...) I kinda hit me. I don't like my classes. I hate the job I am training for. I also know it could also be that I am in a nursing home, and the setting in a hospital is extremly different. I thought long and hard, and what I do like about working there is some of the residents. Some are really really nice, interesting to talk to. Some of the co-workers are really nice people too.... I volenteer my off days to work because I need to pay my mom back, as I owe her alot, and she isn't what you would call rich. I need to save up for my car insurance after I pay her off, so, oh well. I do what I have to do. I do think I might need to give myself some time off. =\ I went to the gym today. I really like it ^_^ Remember Gerry? He hasn't been online for the longest time....I had been worried about him. Today, I went on AIM for a little bit, and he came online! I was like "Oh wow, Gerry is on!!" I was so happy, if he is online then he is ok, right? I mean, he didn't die, didn't dissapear off the face of the earth. I IM'ed him, saying Hey Gerry ^_^ This is how the convo went... Gk Eh Ro Rr Yn: i (<-- I thought that was a typo....) aleia85: I missed you aleia85: are you ok? Gk Eh Ro Rr Yn: yes aleia85: so, how has gerrygerry been? Gk Eh Ro Rr Yn: yes aleia85: you have been yes? 0.o Gk Eh Ro Rr Yn: yes aleia85: is yes good or bad? Gk Eh Ro Rr Yn: yes aleia85: -.- silly boy Gk Eh Ro Rr Yn: i aleia85: i? aleia85: what do you mean by just the letter i? Gk Eh Ro Rr Yn: yes aleia85: *blink* aleia85: o.o Gk Eh Ro Rr Yn signed off at 6:53:45 PM I kinda teared. Why do I bother? Why? I don't know....I really don't know. I read Mitch's story....it's not his fault, but I really wish I didn't read it. It touched a raw nerve, and if I wasn't in the same room with my mom and my siblings, I would have let my emotions go. Instead, I stopped them up like a damm, like I try to do all the time. I mean, it's good to controle your emotions, it has come in handy before, and I know it won't be the only time. How has everyone been? I really missed you guys ^_^

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Sunday, February 29, 2004

A something I found....

Law of Metaphysical Irregularity The normal laws of physics do not apply. Law of Differentiated Gravitation Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science. Law of Temporal Variability Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight. First Law of Temporal Mortality 'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. Second Law of Temporal Mortality It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain. Law of Dramatic Emphasis Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white). Law of Dramatic Multiplicity Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles. Law of Inherent Combustability Everything explodes. Everything. First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first. Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City". Law of Phlogistatic Emission Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds. Law of Energetic Emission There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size. First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon. Law of Inexhaustability No one *EVER* runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious. Law of Inverse Accuracy The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss. First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage. Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape. Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability Minmei is a bimbo. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure. Law of Demonic Consistency Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Law of Militaristic Unreliability Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song. Law of Tactical Unreliability Tactical geniuses aren't.... Law of Inconsequential Undetectability People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying. Law of Americanthropomorphism Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'. First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.) Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors. Law of Mandibular Proportionality (from A. Hicks) The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating. Law of Feline Mutation (from A. Hicks) Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably: be female, will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation, and wear as little clothing as possible, if any. Law of Conservation of Firepower (from U. Williams) Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort. Law of Technological User-Benevolence (from U. Williams) The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity. Law of Melee Luminescence (from U. Williams) Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism (from U. Williams) All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability (from Spellweaver) Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation. Law of Follicular Permanence Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons! Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics *ANY* shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic. Law of Probable Attire Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines. Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him. First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow. Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage. Law of Musical Omnipotence Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before. Law of Quitupular Aggultination (from Daniel Mikula) Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are: The Hero/Leader His girlfriend His Best Friend/Rival A Hulking Brute A Dwarf/Kid Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include: Extreme Coolness Amazing intelligence Incredible Irritation Law of Extradimensional Capacitance (from Jason Bustard) All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice. First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas. Law of Hydrostatic Emission Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid. Law of Inverse Attraction Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get. First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world... Law of Nasal Sanguination (from Ryan Pritchard and Jason Aylen) When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region. Law of Xylolaceration (from Lyndon Harris) Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence (from Erin Alia) Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia There is no Law #43. Law of Nominative Clamovocation (from Luiko-Ysabeth and Adrian Hsiah) The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis (from R. A. Hubby) Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. Law of Flimsy Incognition (from Conrad Knauer) Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

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Saturday, February 28, 2004

A broken heart is faster to mend than a shattered one.

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Friday, February 27, 2004

Eric is David's little brother. David is my really good friend from highschool. Eric invited my brother over for a sleepover. I had to drive my brother over to their house, as he wasn't sure of exactly where it is. I found out that David came back from college, and is on break. I was so excited, as I hadn't seen or talked to him since....umm....October? Anyways, when I dropped my brother off, David invited me in to watch a movie called Black Sheep (I never saw it before). I called home, to ask my mom if I could stay, to watch it... She said I had to come home to do dishes, and everyone has to go to bed early, so she can wake up for work. I calmly hung up the phone, grabbed my coat and scarf, and walked out of David's house. I drove out of the driveway, and instead of going strait home, I wandered around a bit. Well, alot. I drove around aimlessly around in the dark for almost half an hour....I knew I was pushing it, as my mom would flip if I didn't come home within the hour. I am so angry, so frustrated..... Today was a really not good day at work. I think my next day off is maybe the fifth....my last day off was my birthday.

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I leave you with funnies

I am a bit too...something at the moment to say anything that wouldnt either make people sad, confused, or just annoyed. I leave you with funnies.

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