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one time i was talking to gerry, and he asked me if i ever thought about why the keys on the keyboard are arranged the way they are....
my theory is they are like that because you are most likely to use a, s, d, f, g, h, k, l, then the ones on the first and third line...well, thats my theory, anyways. (lol, its probably wrong, too)
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reaserchers at Johns Hopkins anounced an incredible breakthrugh in shoe science. sovling a puzzle that has eluded scientists for decades, they reported that it's the left sandel that's the flip, and the right sandal that's the flop. ^_^
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a funny joke i read recently:
After applying their lipstick in the school bathroom, a number of girls would press their lips to the mirror(to take excess lipstick off), leaving dozens of little lip prints.
The principle decided that something had to be done. So she called all the girls to the bathroom and explained that the lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian. To demonstrate how difficult it was, she asked the maintenance man to clean one of the mirrors. He took a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet and swabbed the glass.
Since then, there have been no lip prints.
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