Monday, October 11, 2004

  
Bumper Snickers

This truck has been in 15 accidents...and hasn't lost one yet..

Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!

Faster than a speeding ticket!

Adults are just kids with money.

T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female.

You are right where you belong, behind me!

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a bus hit mine.

Your lucky color has faded.

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   another funny thing
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over, nobody was home.

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

A travel agent told I could spend 7 nights in HAWAII no days just nights.

After making love to this girl she started crying, I said "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning", "No I hate myself now"

Always look out for Number One and be careful not to step in Number Two."

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Sunday, October 10, 2004

fuckin funny
'Twas the night before Frances
When all through the state
Not a gas pump was pumping
Not a store open late
All the plywood was hung
On the windows with care
Knowing that a hurricane
Soon would be there
The children were ready
With flashlights in hand
While bands from the hurricane
Covered over the land
And mamma with her Mag-Lite
And I in my cap
Had just filled the bath tub
For flushing our crap
When out on the lawn
There arose such a clatter
I sprang from the closet
To see what was the matter
The trees on the fence
And the neighbor's roof torn
Gave the fear of us dying
In this terrible storm
With a little wind gust
So lively and quick
I remembered quite clearly
Our walls weren't brick
More rapid than eagles
Her courses they came
And she whistled, and wafted
And surged all the same
Off shingles! Off sidings!
Off rooftops! Off power!
Down trees! Down fences!
Down trailers! Down towers!
In the center of Florida
She continued to maul
Screaming Blow Away!
Blow Away! Blow Away All!
As wind ripped and tossed
The debris through the sky
I peeked out the shutters
At cars floating by
So go to the safe-room
My family did do
With a portable radio
And batteries too
And then, in a twinkling
I heard on the set
The end was not coming
For a few hours yet!
As I calmed down the kids
And was turning around
Through the window it came
With a huge crashing sound
A tree branch it was
All covered in soot
The wind blew it smack-dab
On top of my foot
A bundle of twigs
Now lay in a stack
And my living room looks
Like it was under attack
The wind - how it howled!
The storm - very scary!
Myself and the family
Were all too unwary
The dangers of hurricanes
Are serious, you know
They are taken for granted
As Frances did show
With the winds dying down
And the danger beneath
I noticed my tool shed
Was missing its sheath
So I grabbed my last tarp
And nailed it on down
Then I got in my car
And I headed to town
The traffic was awful
And stores had no ice
My five gallon cooler
Would have to suffice
Generators were scarce
Not one left in town
There were trees on the roads
And power lines down
FEMA was ready
With people to work
Electrical companies
Came in from New York
And in the midst of
This peculiar routine
Another storm emerged
Named Hurricane Jeanne
I sprang to the car
And gave my family a whistle
Then away we all went
Like a Tomahawk missile
You could hear us exclaim
As we drove out of sight
"The hell with this place,
Vermont seems just right!"
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Friday, October 8, 2004

   my MIDI music
hey if nobody read under my music button, im gonna change my music on the site everyday. most of its videogame music though(remixs). i found A LOT of game music and picked the best ones. so if u wanna hear good game music just stop by hear and click the button. ill start it today.

Also! see if u can guess wut game its from.
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   I have super boredom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I should post more often but i dont think anyone would read it........thats where u come in and say "I READ IT!!! WEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
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Tuesday, October 5, 2004

   music
to whom it may...........well, EVERYONE who goes to this site, listen to the music and try to guess wut its from, here. I FINALLY GOT IT TO WORK!!
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   sweet
how the hell did i get this? i dunno and i dont care!! i can be nice but i have a little evil in me!
You're Bass.EXE. Created by humans and wrongfully
accused of destroying a prototype network, you
were hunted down, scarred by those who made
you. Fueled by revenge, you strive to make
yourself more powerful, having become known as
the SuperNavi. With your impenetrable
LifeAura, you will one day destroy the vile
humans that wronged you.


Which MegaMan Battle Network 1 NetNavi are you?
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Monday, October 4, 2004

  

Cyber Boy! You live for your PC and to play video
games. The girls will love your cleverness. But
attention, to hack the planet is okay, but
don't forget to pay attention on your friends
too.


What kind of Boy are you? .._..contains Anime pictures.._..
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   sweet
i like this color, very bright and vibrant.
Turquoise Hair! Famous Turquoise Heads: Bulma from
DBZ and Michuri from sailor Moon!


~* What Anime Haircolor would you have? *~
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   oooo

Fists! Martial Arts Babe! You don't need any weapon
your body is a weapon anyway! And you know how
to kick ass! Go you!


What's your Weapon? .._..contains Anime pictures.._..
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