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myOtaku.com: Lethal Inferno


Thursday, November 18, 2004

   funny stuff
hey all, sry i havnt been on in a while, ive been occupied. i got some funny crap for u to read hope u enjoy.

DIETING ONE-LINERS

There are two things you should never eat before breakfast: lunch and dinner.

Food wisdom: Relish today, Ketchup tomorrow.

When you're at table, it's not the minutes that make you fat, it's the seconds.

Is a diet wishful shrinking?

Seen on a tee-shirt: "Instant Human. Just add coffee."

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut.
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This is a list I got off usenet where someone wondered what kind of messages a wordprocessor would give when exiting without saving the file if the programmer was of one of various Christian denominations:

Non-sectarian: Do you wish to Save your work?

Roman-Catholic: Registry indicates user is female; only males are allowed to Save.

Anglican: Your work may or may not be Saved

Lutherian: If you don't follow the instruction manual, don't expect your work to be Saved.

Mennonite: Document contains the word "dancing"; it cannot be Saved

J. Witness: You are user 144,001; your work cannot be Saved

Mormon: Could we interest you in saving your work?

Millenarian: It is almost to late to Save your work

So. Baptist: If your work was not Saved, it is because you are evil.

TV Preacher: This program has made mistakes in the past, but it will try to Save *this* file.

Born-again: Before Saving your work, this proram will erase all existing data. Proceed?

Faith healers: If you believe your work will be Saved, it will be Saved.
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"I'm a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I'll forget."

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that last one i like a lot.
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