Monday, October 1, 2007

A lesson for driving drunk #1
When you see two roads the real one is where they over lap...and not the one going up
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Monday, September 17, 2007

The power of jesus denies you...SEX!
If you could be granted just one wish
what would it be?
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Thursday, September 13, 2007

Something I found on iambored.com






What Tree Did You Fall From?
Find your birthday and its corresponding tree.
Then, see the meaning behind it below. Do you recognize yourself?

Dec 23 to Jan 01 Apple Tree
Jan 02 to Jan 11 Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08 Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18 Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28 Pine Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10 Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20 Lime Tree
Mar 21 Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31 Hazelnut Tree
Apr 01 to Apr 10 Rowan Tree
Apr 11 to Apr 20 Maple Tree
Apr 21 to Apr 30 Walnut Tree
May 01 to May 14 Poplar Tree
May 15 to May 24 Chestnut Tree
May 25 to Jun 03 Ash Tree
Jun 04 to Jun 13 Hornbeam Tree
Jun 14 to Jun 23 Fig Tree
Jun 24 Birch Tree
Jun 25 to Jul 04 Apple Tree
Jul 05 to Jul 14 Fir Tree
Jul 15 to Jul 25 Elm Tree
Jul 26 to Aug 04 Cypress Tree
Aug 05 to Aug 13 Poplar Tree
Aug 14 to Aug 23 Cedar Tree
Aug 24 to Sep 02 Pine Tree
Sep 03 to Sep 12 Weeping Willow Tree
Sep 13 to Sep 22 Lime Tree
Sep 23 Olive Tree
Sep 24 to Oct 03 Hazelnut Tree
Oct 04 to Oct 13 Rowan Tree
Oct 14 to Oct 23 Maple Tree
Oct 24 to Nov 11 Walnut Tree
Nov 12 to Nov 21 Chestnut Tree
Nov 22 to Dec 01 Ash Tree
Dec 02 to Dec 11 Hornbeam Tree
Dec 12 to Dec 21 Fig Tree
Dec 22 Beech Tree

APPLE TREE (the Love) - of slight build, lots of charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a carefree philosopher with imagination.

ASH TREE (the Ambition) - uncommonly attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with fate, can be egotistic, very reliable and trustworthy, faithful and prudent lover, sometimes brains rule over the heart, but takes partnership very seriously.

BEECH TREE (the Creative) - has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.)

BIRCH TREE (the inspiration) - vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.

CEDAR TREE (the Confidence) - of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, determined, impatient, likes to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

CHESTNUT TREE (the Honesty) - of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritates easily and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner.

CYPRESS TREE (the Faithfulness) - strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give, content, optimistic, craves money and acknowledgment, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered, unruly, pedantic, and careless.

ELM TREE (the Noble-mindedness) - pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.

FIG TREE (the Sensibility) - very strong, a bit self-willed, independent, does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family, children and animals, a bit of a social butterfly, good sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence.

FIR TREE (the Mysterious) - extraordinary taste, dignity, sophisticated, loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for those close to them, rather modest, very ambitious, talented, industrious, uncontented lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable.

HAZELNUT TREE (the Extraordinary) - charming, undemanding, very understanding, knows how to make an impression, active fighter for social cause, popular, moody, and capricious lover, honest, and tolerant partner, precise sense of judgment.

HORNBEAM TREE (the Good Taste) - of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgement in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.

LIME TREE (the Doubt) - accepts what life dishes out in a composed way, hates fighting, stress, and labor, dislikes laziness and idleness, soft and relenting, makes sacrifices for friends, many talents but not tenacious enough to make them blossom, often wailing and complaining, very jealous but loyal.

MAPLE TREE (Independence of Mind) - no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.

OAK TREE (the Brave) - robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.

OLIVE TREE (the Wisdom) - loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.

PINE TREE (the Particular) - loves agreeable company, very robust, knows how to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out quickly, gives up easily, everything disappointments until it finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical.

POPLAR TREE (the Uncertainty) - looks very decorative, not very self-confident, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.

ROWAN TREE (the Sensitivity) - full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

WALNUT TREE (the Passion) - unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.

WEEPING WILLOW (the Melancholy) - beautiful but full of melancholy, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful and tasteful, loves to travel, dreamer, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with, demanding, good intuition, suffers in love but finds sometimes an anchoring partner.


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Friday, September 7, 2007

a different god for every day of the week
Death by boredom
I'm quite happy in my on little bubble of existence but I'm bored. I have Full Metal Jacket in the dvd player playing in the background. That has got to be one of the best movies to pull quotes from.
"WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?"
"KILL KILL KILL!!!"
"WHAT MAKES THE GRASS GROW?"
"BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD!!!!"
And now I'm bored again. I got to work on my project for drawing so when I go into class monday I can get my board and and start painting by tuesday...maybe.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermellon?
One's fun to hit with a hammer and one's a watermellon.

I want to go and do something really amazing.
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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

I'm a happy puppy
I'm out of that ADVID program. I'm as happy as a mohawk with a head. I'm now in drawing and I have to do something for the Dali something of a thing.

Anyways.
Quote of the year.
"I beat my dick like it owes me money" -Chuck










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Saturday, August 25, 2007

Friday
I'm getting out of ADVID. I'm happy. I went to the mall with chuck and I got a red plaid head band for monday. I would have bought a plaid hat but I don't feel like getting ABShit. We're walking around and ran into some guy that he knew named Jullian. He seemed pretty cool but he got me frustrated. We also run into Angel and Robert and some random guy who works in fye. There were a number of things that happened that involved these people but I don't feel like putting it all down.
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Thursday, August 23, 2007

The day everyone got ABS
"Oh let me tell you. Me and what's his face are working on little Till" was something I said to my sister to mes with her. I plan on staying a virgin for a while................................
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Ok. ABS. Yeah.
The second day of school Zack got 5 days of ABS for wearing a beanie on his head after school. The administration at my school are getting really strict on stupid crap. Last year as soon as you left 4th block they didn't care if you had a hat on. But now they can't even be on campus even after school. And yesterday just about every other person got 3 or more days of ABS. It's insane.
And the school is no longer on the 4 by 4. It's now 6 period days and they're screwing kids out of credits.
And I'm in this ADVID thing that I don't want to be in. It's this program that makes everything complicated but they butter it up to make it sound like something college based. So I'm trying to switch out of it but they said I go to go through all this crap to be able to drop the class and it's a step by step process and I know all that they're telling me is bull because my art teacher's wife teaches ADVID at another school and he told me all about it. He said it's for kids who are afraid of honors and AP classes (which I'm in) and I shouldn't be in it.

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Monday, August 20, 2007

Mlablahblahlala
I'm such a dork. I got a ATHF ring tone. It use to be blister in the sun now it's Master Shake telling me to answer my phone :)

I might be skipping off to the mall today to meet Zack. I need to give him back his knife.

I played tic tac toe with the thing under my bed. I lost. But I think he cheats.

Oh let me tell you. Me and what's his face are working on little Till.

I'm bored.
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Tuesday, August 7, 2007

More on....the number 8?
Everytime I go into walgreens the manager follows me around like I'm going to steal something. And he knows where I'm at too because of the big mirror in the back of the store. Damn that evil mirror! Anyways
I told my sister that the next time I go in there and he follows me I'm going to go up to him and say "Hey there Mr. Twinkle toes. How are you doing?....Dom't worry about it. I'll see you later!" and skip away. But my drunk brother said to just turn around and start following him instead. I like his idea better. Not as creepy and you can't believe it's not butter.

Some not so shocking but but sad news
MY XBOX GOT FRIED!!!!!!!! I weep. I don't remember if I said this in my last post or not but oh well. I'm saying it again.
FRIED I SAY. Fried! :(



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Friday, August 3, 2007

Drunk Thomas
He's quite amusing. He comes home and he's all over the floor and trying to explain the three steps to my sister. It was funny. Well after all that he was talking about how he can drive drunk and when he's on the road the one half of the brain is "ok. gotta get home" and the other half is "i want to know what the reaction would be if i just thre my van in the cop car next to me". And what he said next was genius. My brother "The room is spinny this way *motions with hand* so if I spin the opposite way *stops to spin*....see I'm sobber at this moment. But when I stop. I'm drunk again. And there was a bunch of other stuff he was talking about.





Tuesday
My sister dyed the front half of my hair this purpleish pink color. I like it but my mom only though she was doing these two little stips. Well when my sister did it my mom was sleeping so she didn't see it yet. And there's this hole thing of hiding under the desk when my dad got home from work but it's not that funny. It just ends with my dad thinking my sister is insane.
So the next day it's like 6:30am when I open my eyes and look at the clock and I have to pee but my mom is getting ready for work. I hear her in the bathroom and walking up and down the hallway. I didn't want to go out there because she still didn't see my hair. So I was just going to wait for her to leave for work. Well It was rainging really hard and she found that a reason not to leave yet so I'm sitting there in my room thinking to myself "die rain die!". Well it didn't die but I when to the bathroom when my mom was outside and as soon as I finished and pulled up my pants the rain settled down. So I go back in room to continue to wait for her to go to work so I can go back to sleep on the couch.
There's alot more but on paper it just seems boring.
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