Friday, March 5, 2004

'The only thing that stopped me from moving to Canada was that it's attached to America..'
*waves it around*

Yeah. That's right. I've got it.

The little blue, laminated card that allows me to learn to drive, legally.

....x.X;;;

Accelerators aren't meant to accelerate that fast.

Learning to drive with the car starting, half on wet bitumen and the other half on wet grass, is kind of cool...and kind of crappy at the same time.

*touch accel*

*Revs leap to 6000*

*car stays where it is*

-.-;

Ah well, once I was out and about [or out and aboot as our New Zealand friends would say. Heh...plink..] it was pretty good. Learning to steer gradually is a bit hard though. You really learn to go soft when the car hasn't any suspension.

lol

^_^;

First corner, I was pretty good, indicated, off we go, [keeping the damn thing in the middle of the road is all together another thing..] second corner, however;

'Okay Liam, indicate, foot off the accelerator, brake...brake...,BRAKE!'

lol

^_^;

I kind off took it wide, left the brake alone, took the foot off the accelerator and wrenched the steering wheel around, coming through and just slamming the accelerator to loose the sideways momentum.

Just to see if I could.

lol, let's just say Dad wasn't impressed.

^___^;;

Mmm...no suspension, feel the lurch

I tell you, it's really surprising how fas the thing steers and accels. I mean, just tap the accelerator to keep the constant speed and 'BWOOOOOOOARM!'

Eeep.

X.x;

Steering is a gradual thing, stopping I've got okay, I've managed to avoid spinning the tires, lol, yeah...um...it'll take a while, and this is just driving an automatic.

Just wait until I go for my manuals...

Eheheh..x.X;;;

*gibbers incoherently*

Mmm...speedy...100k's is so much fun..you can really put your foot down...and take it off again so you don't shoot through to 110..
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Thursday, March 4, 2004

'So...when I assemble my protesters...do they bring their own guns and grenades and stuff, or do I have to supply those?'
Blah. Failed my learners exam by one question, but it's only $15, so I'll do it again tomorrow.

^_^

I'm pretty tired and I've got a lot of work to do, so I love all you peeps out there, and I am to resign myself to Hamlet and my stencilling.

*bow with the flowery handmovements*
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Wednesday, March 3, 2004

'If you came in search of information or enlightenment, you need to rethink how you use the internet..'


Well, year twelve sucks about as much as last year. *beats it* Bad Assessment!

'O that this too too solid flesh would melt, thaw and resolve itself into a dew. Or that the everlasting had not fix'd his canon 'gainst self slaughter.
O God! God!
How weary, stale, flat and unprofitable seem to me all the uses of this world!
Fie on't! Ah Fie! 'tis an unweeded garden that grows to seed things rank and gross in nature.
Posses it merely.
That it should come to this!
But two months dead, nay, not so much, not two.
So excellent a king! That was, to this, a Hyperion to a Satyr. So loving of my mother that he would not beteem the winds of heaven visit her face to roughly..
Heaven and Earth!
Must I remember?
Why, she would hang upon him as if increase of appetite had grown by what it had fed upon..


...and that's about where I'm up to. I keep forgetting the linking sentence to the 'frailty! Thy name is woman!'

Heh, I'm going to have so much fun with this

^_^

Just a side note; GAH! According to the list, I have been placed as the first person to speak, out of like four classes.

How the hell did that happen?

x.X;

Something is going on here...

I managed to get my Olde English font stencils cut [and yes, the spray painting is cool] and hopefully I'll get the other done.

Maths B assignment is evil, haven't started, shut up already.

Ancient History Document study to do to hand in tomorrow.

...why am I typing this up?

...I suppose I needed the practice..hmm..
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Monday, March 1, 2004

'I'm glad we can make this online relationship work, because I've had your name tattooed on my body in seventeen different places...'
Gah! Academy Awards on in Eight Minutes!

*stabs 'Saddle Club' to death with random pointy objects*

I hate that show so much.

-.-;;;

Ahem.

Blah blah blah, school was bearable, we have Grin and Tonic theatre Co tomorrow, I have the other 15 lines of my shakespeare monologue to learn, a Math B assignment due in next week, a 2.8m by 1.15m canvas to spray paint and blue-print,

...and somewhere in all of that I am doing my learner's exam...finally...

Gah.
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Sunday, February 29, 2004

'I'm glad we can make this online relationship work, because I've had your name tattooed on my body in seventeen different places...'
Like Harley said, the social was pretty bad. Bleh, I mean, it was okay, but it wasn't worth the six bucks.

Sure it was fun, and I did manage to dance with Lauren, and Lydia dirty danced around me...

lol

But the music was bad. All rubbishy 'RnB' and 'Hip-hop.' All about 'gettin' sexed up' and 'blastin' those ho's!'

Golly gee whillickers.

The only decent Hip-hop I've heard is by Hill Top Hoods and another aussie collaberation that I can't remember the name of.

:p

Okay, enough of my music rants. It was fun, I managed to to get by, but from what I heard, the Stake Dance was way better.

Ah well, missing out on the movies was a good idea, apparently.

The movie they saw, 'stuck on you,' was really inappropriate or something like that.

Bleh, Kamile was upset at church today. Apparently one girl in her Ward is set on defaming her. Basically she's been saying stuff like 'she couldn't go out with that guy because she was out drinking last night.'

If someone said that about me, usually it would be a joke, or I'd just shrug it off.

Kamile, however, went off the tracks [this is between you and me, mind] and really struggled a while back, so yeah, really nasty.

It doesn't help that she and her family are recent move-ins, and therefore don't have a safety-net of sorts in their Ward.

Bleh. If only they had moved into our side of the Ward boundaries.

x.x;

So yeah, Brad, Jacinta, Kaitlyn and I were around, so we wandered over and talked to her for a while.

^_^

I slept into 9:40am on Saturday, did you know that?

I finished my Art assignment too, and managed to learn the first bit of my lines, so yeah. Bleh, still tired.

I would rant about the bad program advertising on Channel Ten, and the evils of AFL, but my head hurts...


EDIT: Anyone as disturbed by the Google advertisement for 'Morman Men' at the top of the page, as I am?
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Friday, February 27, 2004

'Hey Aram, Look at me! I'm completely frozen in an ice cube!'
Gah. If this was Monday, by Wednesday you could class me as legally brain dead.

I am so tired, it's not funny.

Being up 'till Eleven tonight isn't going to help, but at least I can enjoy myself.

On another note, someone needs to knee-cap Dave for stealing my hat yesterday, and being away today so he couldn't give it back.

Thanks to him, I have freakin' detention or something on Monday because the Hat Nazi's put my name down on their little list.

*falls sideways*

Ugh. And I have Senior committy meeting on Monday, so I can't afford to miss out on that because I've got to announce some Global service stuff.

And that Hamtaro Christmas special, or whatever is really getting on my nerves.

*shakes fist at the horrible music*

You can tell I'm tired. Cutesy/teenybopper stuff really aggravates me.

I tend to lose my dispassionate nature.

Like when annoying Centenery Heights A-crowder ditzy chicks start singing along [badly] to Nickleback.

X.x


Ah well, cloricus finally got the E3 Halo 2 movie for me. And it is as good as I remember it. Pity that it stuffs up about 6:20's or something like that.

And the Mandrake CD doesn't work either.

Irony, or something like it.

;p

Harry sat beside me at Seminary the other day and says, 'Liam, you going Saturday?'

I reply that I can't because of all the assignment rubbish I have to do.

'Well, the girl in the KFC jacket will be pretty disappointed...I mean, she's going with Byron, but in our seminary class she made it pretty clear that she was going to swap him for you.'

Kamile is in the KFC jacket.

So, while the social side of my brain beats the academic side with lead pipes and Battle Rifle's, I curse the lack of free time.

Mmm...Halo 2...

*cough*

Ah well...she is beautiful.

I mean, um. *cough*
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Thursday, February 26, 2004

'Every time I walk by the funeral parlor down the street, I'm almost overcome by the smell of maple syrup. Is there something about corpses I don't know?'
Sorry about the lack of updates. So little time and the computer is in 'Mum and Dad have work to do' mode.

Will do something soon, promise.
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Wednesday, February 25, 2004

'AAAAH! No kissies. Fear me! FEAR ME!'
Don't you just hate that?

I was thinking, right up until now, about what I was going to put in for this entry, and now I've forgotten.

x.X;

We've got the school Social on Friday night, and I'm going, just because, well, I haven't been to one since the beginning of last year.

Besides, driving down to Ipswich doesn't interest me in the slightest

...except for the incredibly awesome breakdancers...

Anyhow, I turn up today at Seminary and got talking to Emma, Kamile's sister.

When I told her that I was going to the social, as opposed to the the stake dance, she more or less implied that her sister would be pretty disappointed.

*poses*

I'm such a ladykiller

lol

Now watch as that comes back to bite me...

Stayed after school today to do my Art assignment [Only cool people do that, ;p] and actually got some work done, and talked to the cool musical peeps.

Swimming carnival was today, so I still had my texta goatte and curly moustache, but I lost my over-sized pirate newspaper hat.

Dave also managed to keep his Clockwork orange make-up, and Kate's bowler derby.

For future reference, Dave, Kate thinks I look better in it.

lol

^_^

Oh yeah, Monday, don't think Jeorge likes me playing Halo. Just because I can use a shotgun as well as the pistol.

;p

Also, have you any idea how incredibly difficult it is to mail to Canada!

AAAAAARGH!

X.X;;;

Stupid having to get permission from Canadian prime minister or something. Stupid being directed to wrong website by the Canadian Trade and Services whatever.

*curls up into ball*
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Saturday, February 21, 2004

'Good Lord, why couldn't he be the King of Pants?'

Church today [despite what the fact that the header says it's Monday] and Jess came along to do her Study of Religion assignment.

So she interviewed Bishop, and my little bro, and I believe it went fine.

Mum, however, reminded me that I have to do the opening prayer for the Stake Youth Fireside tonight.

x.X;;;

Much not wanty.

Well..I suppose it's character building or something.

Like the total pwnage I had yesterday.

Eight man Halo is awesome. I mean, playing with just four people is going to suck.

Heh...watch the magic.

When I was on Cam's team, I was basically put as the sniper, every time. When you're playing with just one other person on your team, you can't exactly supply much long distance support.

It's only one person.

But with three other people on your team, that's three pairs of eyes that are running around Blood Gulch.

Muhuhu...x.X;

'Liam, over there. Damn, out of ammo, out of...hey, thanks.'

And, 'What do you mean, tank? I don't see a..' *driver falls dead out of tank* 'Oh. Rightio.'

Heh. The real fun started when I was head-hunted to be moved to the other team. Cam constantly tried to head-hunt me, but I sat, and took out the rest of his team.

It was pretty surprising. The other three guys on my team always pointed out to me where Cam was, so I charge in, they take care of the rest, so on and so forth.

Mmm...team slayer.

First three rounds Cam and I were on the same team, and beat the opposition by more than twice their score.

I switch teams, and the score is even-stevens. Either way, the only win was by a couple points, and I always had more kills than Cam.

I'm not bragging at all...*shifty*

Okay, so I am.

'So you're saying that you don't have an X-Box?'

'Yeah, just a Ps2, without any FPSers'

'...Huh. Well, if you did have an X-box with Halo, imagine how much you'd woop him by...'

^_^;

So it looks like the gears of team Red [Yeah, that's right. Red.] were;

Heavy Demolitions[Rockets, basically.]:Marcus
Armour Certified[Tank.]: Ben
Pistol Power [So damn accurate]: Mark
Sniper/Running around killing guy [Ditto]: Myself.

Mmm...I love getting headshots on unsuspecting people. lol.

I'm just randomly scanning and notice Craig standing at the Blue teleporter, holding a rocket launcher.

Blam.

I hear cries of surprise from the other room, and Craig respawns at the Red end.

Blam.

Cam gets killed by a team mate, and respawns near me, while I'm moving to a new position.

Switch to pistol..three shots to head....no health..

Cam respawns right next to me.

Thus my spree ends.

Aww..I had three sniper clips left too...

;______;

It was really weird though, when I was sniping, hardly anyone on the opposition was. When I wasn't sniping...everyone else was.

It hurts and stings!

x.x;

Best shot ever?

Watching Craig jump into the driver seat of the Warthog, and then Trotter into the side seat and, while the gunner runs to the car, pulling two shots off that go right through the both of them.

I'm not a violent serial killer, I'm just incredibly good at what I do

;p

Thus ends my big ego burst...until tomorrow...when I take my sUpa skIllz to Jeorge's Halo burn.

Wish me luck.

~_^
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Friday, February 20, 2004

'Turns out I'm actually much better suited for Beriah: Master burn victim.'


'Dear Mr Canadian Embassy sir. I'm just emailing you to let you know that I am not a terrorist interested in Anthrax arms dealing...'

Whoo. Long long week.

A hot one too, but, not really.

Sorry about the short post, I had to go, like I do now...x.X;;

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