Thursday, August 12, 2004

'God I love weasels, but do they really need an aquaduct?' Scary Go Round


Whoever decided that grade twelves shouldn't be allowed to hand in drafts or ask for teacher advice, deserves to live in interesting times.

My feature article on the lack of support for Sudan is more like an angsty old man's letter to the editor.

Or more akin to the completely biased trollop I wrote on Otaku.

lol

Bah. It's due in a week's time, and I have no idea how I'm going to pull off an A, let alone a C.

Ah well. I still have Maths B, the English Oral, Ancient History, Art and Religion to do yet.

[HA! Religion]

And, this weekend, the Halo Toowoomba comp was cancelled, owing to the fact there would only be two players, both being me and Cameron.

lol

Cam's decided to just ring up a bunch of people and have a LAN match.

Meh. Still Halo.

School was interesting today. Ellinore took a bunch of photos for Ai [Japanese Student] of us, so I'll get some copies and post them up here some time.

You'll finally be able to see the illustrious rat-pack!

...and various others at school.

*dances around in honour blazer*

After school I was insulted by two seperate groups of year 9/10's, which was amusing as I responded rather well.

'Ooo! Nerds! Terrabyte! Gigabyte! How many gigs does your computer have? Gayy!' [falsetto voice]

'Helloooo boys! My computer has a lot of gig, how about yours?' [High stereotypical 'gay' voice]

'...I don't have a computer!'

'You know what I mean! Rowr!'

'...'

'You boys just go get all nice and sweaty at your footy training. Be careful in the shower afterwards, don't drop the soap!'

*three boys walk away, completely wigged out*

Barely three minutes later, still walking to Tat's shop, two more football players pass Jeorge, Toby and I.

'Tooooby, Jeorge with a J...some gay faggot I don't even know..' [He was completely unaware of the previous conversation.]

Now, I'm sick of this sort of thing, and I'm at a stage now that I will not regret returning a punch if it comes to it.

I stopped, turned around, stood inches from his face, leant in and said, 'well, do you want to make something of it?'

I've never seen so much blood vacate a person's face before. lol.

'Uh. *coughs, tough guy voice again* I was only joking around..'

So hard not to laugh.

*bursts out laughing*

Authoritive voices rock. You don't need to be physically threatening if you're senior, and you sound like your philosophy is,

'I don't care whether or not I win or lose. The satisfaction knowing that you'll never have children will keep me warm at night.'

~_^

..video games made me violent. >.< [but idiots made me apathetic to the consequences.]

*waves*

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