Saturday, July 29, 2006

I found some stuff!
Sorry I haven't been on for a while. I had to sign up for classes for this upcoming year. I also got a job. I'm a cook at TGI Friday's. All I have to do is make the order, no talking involved. ^_^ I watched Dogma last night. anyone else see that movie? I'm gonna act like Silent Bob from now on and Mallisa will be my Jay. yes, a brilliant plan, indeed!

I found some funny stuff on youtube. Please watch every one of them. I find them hillarious.

This one is my favorite:




Yay for flying cars!


I know just how this guy feels. bad grammar bugs me too.


Exactly why it's called "Fruits Basket"


ROCK!



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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

So don't delay. Act now! Supplies are running out!
turns out, all the pictures came out all fuzzy and dark. poo!
So, here's a random funny picture. just for laughs.


This afternoon, me + Mallisa got together with some frat boys and partied for a while. She got drunk and got really sick, so we had to go home around 9:30. Oh, well. Charles doesn't like me hangin with frat boys anyway.

So,.... Random questions!

1. what's your favorite color?
2. how many CD's do you own?
3. do you know someone that can belly-dance? if so, who?
4. ever had a dream about being chased by a giant crab wearing loafers?
5. would you ever like to talk to me on yahoo IM?
6. Do you think you'll ever get married? (if you're not already)
7. Are you nervous?
8. Are you in love?
9. Do you like popsicles?
10. Are you aware that Band-Aid is a brand name?
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Tuesday, July 25, 2006

   I went out on a date with a girl a bit late, she had so many friends!
Hello, I'm back. Sorry I have not posted in a while, I went on vacation with Mallisa, Chlem, and her friend Val. We went to Chicago! It was really fun. we just had a "girls' week out". Well, I'll post some pics of us when they develop. I gotta get some sleep now.
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Monday, July 17, 2006

   Look who's got a Ferra 'du. Don't you wish you had one too?
Okay, I spent the whole afternoon yesterday watching "I <3 the 70's" on Vh1. The 70's were interesting, but sadly, I was born in the 80's, which I don't even remember!
Anyway, I shouldn't have been lying around on the couch all day, I should have gone to the gym and worked out. But it's so much hassle! Clearly, I'm not motivated enough.

Okay, someone finally explained to me how to get movies on my site. *thank you, Automail-Radish* But, alas, I have found nothing worthwhile on YouTube.

Does anyone here like Daft Punk? I downloaded a bunch of their songs late Saturday night and was listening to 'em nonstop. Turns out, techno music makes me nauseous if I listen to it long enough. go figure.

Guess what, I finally watched the ending of FF: Advent Children. See, there was a problem last time I started to watch it, so I couldn't see the ending...so, yeah. Mallisa said that it didn't live up to FF VII the game. I myself have not beat the game yet, (I'm only half-way through) but I still liked it. ^_^

I went to the store this morning, and I saw two gay guys shopping together. It was so sweet.^_^ I had to buy milk and flour. *guess what I'm gonna make* But I ended up getting Captain Crunch, some black cherries, and a People magazine as well. Did you know that they make NeoPets cereal??!! How crazy is that? I guess it's berry flavored, or something. Why would they make an Online Website brand... Anything?! What's next, a GaiaOnline brand of frozen waffles? O_o

Okay now, here's a list of questions I have for you:

1. Do you prefer Country or Rock music?
2. What color are your eyes?
3. Do you like Rap? If yes, who's your fav artist?
4. Are you a rebel?
5. Have you ever done drugs?
6. Do you like Wal-Mart?
7. What color is your room?
8. Have you ever bitch-slapped someone?
9. Who's your best friend?
10. Who do you wish was your best friend?
11. Who was your childhood hero?
12. What's your favorite sitcom?
13. Do you live with your parent(s) or are you out on your own?
14. Did you ever have a nightmare about the Kool-Aid man?
15. What's your biggest regret?


Okay, done with that. Here's my answers:

1. Rock
2. Green
3. Yes, Eminem and Lil Jon
4. Yes, during High school, I was crazy.
5. Yes, but I wish I hadn't
6. I guess so
7. lavendar with a cream border
8. YES!
9. Mallisa
10.I'm happy with Mallisa
11.My brother. He was the only father figure I had.
12.Friends or Will & Grace
13.I'm out on my own
14. ...yes. O_o
15.Not going with my father when he left my mother.


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Saturday, July 15, 2006

   You can't overlove your underwear!
Well, I got back from the airport this morning. Oh, the funeral was held in Texas, so it was HOT!! Mallisa went with me, so I didn't have to ride on a plane all by my lonesome self.

I know this sounds bad, but I'm kind of relieved my mom's gone. She was a terrible mother. She didn't love me one bit. She payed all of her attention to Chlementine and none to me. I would never be perfect in her eyes because of my "disability". -That's what she called it. I was never allowed out of the house except if I went somewhere with Chlementine. She didn't like Charles. She just couldn't understand how anyone could like me...

But, enough of that. I had a strange dream last night. I dreamed that it was night and I was in a lake that was only as deep as my chest and I couldn't see the shore. A little girl was standing in front of me. She had black hair that covered her face where you could only see her mouth, and a long black dress on. I said to her: "What are you doing out in the water so late? You're going to catch a cold." She looked right at me, jumped at me, and closed her hands around my throat which knocked me down into the water.
The lake bottom dissapeared and I was chocking under the water. The girl dissapeared and my eyes shot open, only to realize I fell asleep in the tub and went under the water... O_o Strange, huh?


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Wednesday, July 12, 2006

   My sweet revenge will be yours for the taking. It's in the making... It's in the making, baby!
This morning, my mother died. My sister, Chlementine, called me and told me. It turns out that she had Cancer and didn't know it. The funeral will be held this friday. So, I'll be off myOtaku for a while. see ya.

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006

   I love you, but you'll always be the man who peed on me!
Can you guess what sitcom that was from? Mallisa and I watched it last night and we laughed our asses off. Yes, I can laugh, it just sounds like light gasping. ^_^

My boyfriend came to visit me today. *yay* His name is Charles, and he's 17. He doesn't care that I'm mute, and he knows sign language- which is good for me! He took me out for Japanese food and at the end of the meal, he asked the waiter for a fortune cookie... O_o I hope I don't get sick from the sushi. XD

I wanted to bake him a pie to take home, (his mom adores me and loves pie!) but he said not this time. :(

Does anyone else love pie? Mallisa didn't like sweets until she tasted mine. She was quite a weird child. well, that's all for today! Je matte!
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Monday, July 10, 2006

   Nothing Special
Today, Mallisa told me I couldn't bake anymore desserts. She said she was starting to get fat. Well, now I'll just have to stick with entr'es now, but that's okay.

This morning, a telemarketor called and I answered. (Since I'm a mute, I rigged up my computer to my phone and when I answe my phone, this program boots up and I can type whatever I want and the computer will say it.) I usually don't pick up when they call, but I dunno why I did today. After the computer said hello, she asked me the rudes and oddest question. She asked:

"Hello, I'm from a 'non-profit' organization and I was wondering if anyone in your household has sexual relations with anyone in their family under 18."

O_o What kind of question is that??!!

I hung up on them... what an interesting day..
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