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Tuesday, August 30, 2005
Nothing to post about.
I do but I feel like crap right now so I'm going to say what I need to and leave. XP So this banner of thanks and some stories my dad sent me and I'm done.
Teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She
started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand
up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do
you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see
you standing there all by yourself!"
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold
cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make
myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream
with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention
in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28
and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon
Network!"
At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything,
including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the kindergarten
class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created
out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him
lying down as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny what is the matter?"
Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to
have a wife."
Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their
local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board
of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a
picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes,"
said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him."
Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his
picture?"
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He
watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up
and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny
asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when
I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in
good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think
the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."
Okay so that's all. I'm done. Bye!
[EDIT] New theme. DN Angel. I hope you all like.[/EDIT]
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