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Saturday, July 8, 2006


   Pirates of the Caribbean: Bring on the Hotties!
Today I had the pleasure of seeing (for the second time) Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. It's a great movie with a lot more action and romance than the first, and I reccommend it highly, but that's not the point of this post. The point is to complain about the movie titles for these films.
You see, the name "Dead Man's Chest" doesn't sound very inviting to the main audience of this movie (hormonal teenage girls). Why can't they name the movie Pirates of the Caribbean: Hot Guys on Boats or Pirates of the Caribbean: Depp and Bloom with Swords? It's a lot more descriptive and inviting, and it doesn't sound like someone is dead. Or dying. Heck, I would even settle for Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack Sparrow's Chest, if it came to that. All I'm saying is give the people what they want, okay, Disney? Let me spell it out for you.
W-E W-A-N-T S-O-M-E-O-N-E H-O-T T-O T-A-K-E H-I-S S-H-I-R-T O-F-F.
There, I rest my case.

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