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Wednesday, January 26, 2005

   How to have fun while ordering a pizza! i kno this has nothin ta do wit anime but i thought it was funny!
1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
8. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
9. Change your accent every three seconds.
10. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
11. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
12. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."
13. Imitate the order taker's voice.
14. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.
15. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
16. Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his
supervisor he's fired.
17. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little
more OOMPH this time."
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