Saturday, December 25, 2004

   DBZ 12 Pains of Christmas




The first thing at Christmas,
That’s such a pain to me:
All: Is finding a Christmas tree.

The second thing at Christmas,
That’s such a pain to me:
Piccolo: “Trying to put on these lights.”
All: and finding a Christmas tree.

The third thing at Christmas,
That’s such a pain to me:
Roshi : “Hangovers.”
Piccolo: “Trying to put on these lights.”
All: and finding a Christmas tree.

The fourth thing at Christmas,
That’s such a pain to me:
Krillin: “Sending Christmas Cards.”
Roshi: “Hangovers.”
Piccolo: “Trying to put on these lights.”
All: and finding a Christmas tree.

The fifth thing at Christmas,
That’s such a pain to me:
All: Five months of bills!
Krillin “Sending Christmas Cards.”
Roshi: “Hangovers.”
Piccolo: “Trying to put on these lights.”
All: and finding a Christmas tree.

The sixth thing at Christmas,
That’s such a pain to me:
Videl: “Facing my in-laws.”
All: Five months of bills!
Krillin: “18, can I stop now? I can’t remember how to spell my own name!”
Roshi: “Hangovers.”
Piccolo: “Trying to put on these lights.”
All: and finding a Christmas tree.

The seventh thing at Christmas,
That’s such a pain to me:
Vegeta: “Standing under mistletoe.”
Videl: “Facing my in-laws.”
All: Five months of bills!
Krillin: “Sending Christmas Cards.”
Roshi: “Oh, my aching head.”
Piccolo: “Why won’t they untangle?!”
Chi-Chi: “You think we could find a tree living on a mountain.”

The eighth thing at Christmas,
That’s such a pain to me,
Bulla: “I want a Barbie for Christmas!”
Gohan: “What do you mean YOUR in-laws?”
Videl: “Do you realize how much your father eats?!”
Vegeta: “Vile spawn of Kakarott, DIE!! No one steals my line.”
All: (hurriedly) Five months of bills!
Krillin: “Uggh, making up these cards.”
Roshi: “Oh, Bulma, get me a beer, huh?”
Piccolo: “NOOOOOOO! We’re out of extension cords!”
All: and finding a Christmas tree.

The ninth thing at Christmas,
That’s such a pain to me,
Goku: “Digesting Fruitcake.”
Bulla: “Daddy, I want some candy!”
Vegeta: “Standing under mistletoe.”
Videl: “Facing my in-laws.”
All: Five months of bills!
Krillin: “Writing out these Christmas cards.”
Roshi: “Hangovers.”
Piccolo: “Now why the heck are they blinking!?”
All: and finding a Christmas tree.

The tenth thing at Christmas,
That’s such a pain to me,
Bulma: “Batteries not included.”
Goku: “Digesting Fruitcake.”
Bulla: “Buy me something!”
Bulma: “Come here, Vegeta (puckers up lips)
Vegeta: (runs away scared)
Videl: “Facing my in-laws.”
All: Five months of bills!
Krillin: “Must…write…Christmas…cards…can’t stop…unh”
Roshi: “Oh, look at the pretty pink elephants.”
Piccolo: “One burns out, and there goes the whole set!”
All: and finding a Christmas tree.

The eleventh thing at Christmas,
That’s such a pain to me,
Hercule: “Old Christmas T.V. shows.”
Bulma: “Batteries not included.”
Goku: “I haven’t gone to the bathroom in three days.”
Bulla: “I gots to go pee-pees real bad.”
Vegeta: (covered in kisses) “I feel degraded.”
Videl: “She’s a witch, I hate her.”
All: Five months of bills!
Krillin: “Vegeta doesn’t need a card! His panties are always in a twist.”
Roshi: (yells from closet) “Hey, there’s no toilet paper in here!”
Piccolo: “Gohan grab a flashlight! I just blew a fuse!”
All: and finding a Christmas tree.

The twelfth thing at Christmas,
That’s such a pain to me,
Eighteen: “Singing Christmas Carols.”
Hercule: “Aw, it’s a rerun.”
Bulma: “Batteries not included.”
Goku: “No, more fruitcake for me. I like being normal.”
Bulla: (crying) “Pan broked my dolly!”
Vegeta: “Standing under mistletoe.”
Videl: “Gotta feed ‘em dinner.”
All: Five months of bills
Krillin: “I’m not sending Christmas cards this year, that’s it.”
Roshi: (looks at pink elephant) “Hey, there! Shut Up!”
Piccolo: “Fine! I’ll just go to Wal-mart and buy new ones.”
All: and finding a Christmas tree!






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