Saturday, May 19, 2007

Been Sued Wow. I have not seen this site in ages. No, I have no excuse, I'm just lazy...that and the fact that Knuckles took me to court and sued me to an early grave. He cost me money and I've been gone since I had a nervous break down and living in a cardboard box for a few months. I was also selling socks and oranges on the highway...so thanks alot Knuckles! Tidus came in and saved me, so I'm staying with him. Well, I wouldn't call it saving... -Looks from side to side- But I'm not allowed to touch anything of his. I'm basically his prisoner. I can't watch TV, I can't be on his internet (I snuck on...mwahaha), and the refridgerator is locked up with a ball and chain...no wait, that's on my ankles. Well, he locked up any type of entertainment or snack time. He says I'm costing him money, so I'll eat and have fun when he says so. He's on his Final Fantasy adventures so I haven't eaten in a while. I have hunger pains and I'm bored out of my mind. He's hid all of the phones so I can't call for help and I have to delete my history so he can't find out...I need a way out. >_< Oh yeah, and I can't run away neither. So, yeah, I'm his prisoner. -Hears footsteps- O.o...I think it's Tidus! I gotta go! -Shuts off computer- Youko: And...CUT! Nice job! The terror on your face was so real! I was scared for you. This movie is gonna be a hit! Hollywood seller! My name in lights! The DREAM! Oh yeah, and you MAY get a cut of this. Just keep lookin' defenseless! Youko, you're ridiculous -_-;; Youko: Not as ridiculously rich as I'm gonna be! Okay, in the next scene, Tidus is gonna catch you on his computer, right? Then you're gonna fall to your knees and plead for forgiveness - check the script - and Tidus is gonna- *flips through script* - He is gonna drag you to the basement and tie you up...basically leaving you to die. WHAT?! I don't own a script and I hope none of this is literal...like you have demonstrated so far. I have bruises from the last time Tidus dragged me across the set! Youko: It has to be literal..the pain has to be felt and REAL! Also, Knuckles wants you to suffer as you made him do a while back. It's either get sued and literally live in a cardboard box or get tormented and tortured for a short while. I HAVE lived in that cardboard box! You MADE me! This movie is too literal, I don't even know the actual plot is or what it's called! Youko: That's for me to know and you NOT to find out; you're getting paid - somewhat - and you should do what you're told! You suck Youko: *Gets out whip* What was that? -_-;; Nothing...

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Monday, January 15, 2007

Me so LAZY ^_^ I can't help it! I wanna post most days, but I don't because I'm lazy or preoccupied. Eh...mostly I'm just lazy. Two tall, 'secret-service' looking men burst through the door wearing matching black suits and sunglasses. They part to let a shorter, red furred Knuckles through. Umm..Knuckles...who are these men and why did they burst through my door? He looks back at the two men and whispers are exchanged. Knuckles: Yeah..they're my lawyers... Since when are lawyers dressed like the Men in Black? Knuckles: Ahem...well, I'm suing you. O_O SUING ME?? FOR WHAT? Knuckles turns to the two men and they give him a slip of paper. Knuckles: Remember that whole incident with Youko in the closet? You never finished the episode so I ended up being locked up with that beast nearly starving to death and he tried to eat me! EAT ME I TELL YOU!!! EAT ME!!! Umm...well...what happened to Youko? The lawyers whisper rapidly into Knuckles' ears and Knuckles nods. Knuckles: My lawyers told me not to speak on the matter. We're taking you to court, end of story. Knuckles leaves abruptly and the two men follow. That was...interesting... Suddenly, there's a pounding at the door. Come in, the door's open! The Men in Black made my lock weak anyways... Behind the door, a tall, silver haired man is an arm cast. A Leg cast. A Back brace. A Head wrap.O_O What happened to you? Youko: the meal got away. What? Youko: Then two shadowy figures made me road kill. Knuckles... Youko: WHY? WHY HAS MY PROTECTOR FORSAKEN ME? Youko are you okay? Youko: To be, or not to be! Okay, now that was really corny. Suddenly, Youko made a grave face. Youko: I'm gonna get Edward Elric for calling me the Dairy Drag Queen on Lord Sesshomaru's Site. You are really off your rocker today. Youko: Yo momma... 0_o...okay... ************************************* My fingers are cramping up and I don't know why...Maybe it's because I have a new piano (YAY!) and it's an upright and I'm on it everyday, plus some personalized speed training. THEN I have a recital coming up and I'm playing Waltz in A Minor by Chopin (It's a nice song...kind of sad, too.) and Watermark by Enya (She makes alot of LOTR music). AND THEN I have Jazz Band practice and if you listen to Jazz, you know how wild and all over the place the guys on the keyboards be. So...OW!!! I've actually grown to love Jazz Band. I never really hated it before, I just thought that I couldn't do it because of my so very little experience with the piano. (I've been playing for over a year now and since I'm learning quickly, Chopin is my new project given by my personal piano tutor. That Waltz is a 6 year piece! But I have it now, yay!) Anyways, me and that special someone are no longer a 'special' item. He kind of got annyoying...lol. We're still friends though. I couldn't take his Naruto obsession. I like Naruto too, but he is CREEPY obsessed. Every five minutes it's Naruto this and Naruto that. He has almost all of the Naruto games, little toys, posters, manga, cards, and then some. It's kinda scary for a guy his age. He's a good 3 or 4 years older than me. I'll be 15 next month. Yes, I know, I'm a lil' young'n.(When we were together, it was illegal, but nobody really cared...) Hmm...what other updates do I have for you? Let's see, oh yeah! In photoshop, I'm learning vector art, so this coming summer, you might see a bunch of vectors on this site and later this year when I get really good with it, I'll be taking vector requests. Vector Art is NOT as easy as it looks, I need 16 hours of thinking space. Seriously, it takes a while. I don't know if I have that kind of patience, but it will be worth it! What news do you have for me?

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Saturday, November 25, 2006

Oy! I have been gone for some time now haven't I? School is no excuse but, hey, I live and do stuff...and more stuff. I've also been preoccupied with a special someone (No it's not the Tidus look alike.My friends are still stalking him even though I'm not thinking about him. They're the creepy ones...not ME.) and he has been keeping me busy. ^_^ I'm just updating to check up on everybody. There are no interesting conversations for you all today. Youko, Knuckles and every one else are still eating Thanksgiving food. I'm about to head down and eat me some left over turkey and macarroni, yum! Happy two days after Thanksgiving y'all!

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Sunday, October 15, 2006

Wow I've been gone to for SO long. Wow, I hope none of you have forgotten me... Youko: Like you did US?! WE nearly starved to death in that damn closet! How could you? Knuckles is in the hospital because of malnutrition! I can explain... Youko: What? That you were so caught up with school and homework and other stuff that we bacame less important? That's not true...I really wanted to- Youko: You lie! And your broken promises to make banners for people. Have they become less important? No, it's just that- Youko: We hate you...*huff* You really don't mean that. I don't like to NOT do what I'm supposed to and what I promised it's just that school has kept me busy. I'm sure everyone else understands... Youko: Knuckles will never forgive you. And how do you know? Did he tell you that? Youko: No, but I'm pretty sure he was thinking it as he passed out onto the closet floor! Wow... Youko: No, don't feel guilty now! Carry on with your post and ignore the evil glares I will give you when you're not looking. I'm starting to get the feeling that Youko is ticked beyond tickedness at me... Uhh...so anyways, do you like the new layout? It's dedicated to Tidus from FFX. I based it off of him because a boy at school reminds me of him. He looks alot like him too - without the blonde hair. (I know Tidus is a computer-generated character, but he looks real, right?) His name even starts with a 'T'. How weird is that? My friends kinda...stalk him because they find him to be REAL interesting and then they 'report' back to me on what they find out. It's kinda funny, like we're doing some Mission Impossible stuff. Ever since I first pointed out that he looks like Tidus, they've become secret spies or something. Anyways how's school/life treating you all? ^_^

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Saturday, August 19, 2006

Well, this sucks... School has started for me and has kept me busy. (Getting homework, getting lost, and after school naps...)So my updating won't be as often as it used to be. I might update on the weekends...it's the only free time I get nowadays. Let me tell you what's been happening at school: A) getting lost... B) finding out my Spanish class is behind a supply closet (Yep, you go through the supply closet and there's a door..open it and TADA! Spanish class...nice location...) C) In that Spanish class, I'm the ONLY freshman.... D) LONG lunch lines; so by the time I get my food, the bell rings...I really wanted that chicken sandwich too! E) Another freshman in one of my classes threatened to shank me...(Whoo, I'm so scared! He wants to shank everyone, so I ain't worried) F) I barely get to see any of my friends...that ALSO sucks. Need I go on? Youko: OOh! Do tell! I wanna hear more about your experience in your high school. It ain't that bad! Well, no, it's not. I'm alone most of the time, but I deal. And I got put into jazz band without my consent. So I get to play piano for everyone. Fun? No, not really. I know nothing about playing jazz. ( Ican play classical...) Sure, I listen to it, but I've never played it. My piano tutor gets me into the classical stuff...so yeah I'm having a rough time. (Again, the ONLY freshman in that class) Youko: Umm...well....things will...look on the bright side? I'm not really complaining about it, it's just hectic and unorganized at this point. Oh yeah, did you get Knuckles? Youko: Umm, no. Well, COULD YOU? Youko: *Sigh* I'll be right back... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knuckles (singing): The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out! Out came the sun and...and...and... Youko: Yo. Knuckles: *Gasp* Quick! Shut the door, we're locked in! Youko: Right! *Closes closet door* Wait...whoa...we're locked in...? Knuckles: Yeah nice going... Youko: Nice going? You're the one that told me to close the door! Knuckles: And you listened...you are a REAL smart person, you know that?

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Saturday, August 12, 2006

Aha! 'Ello everybody! ^_^ Later on today, I'm going school supply shopping. Sounds fun, right? WRONG! I hate school supply shopping. You go into whatever department store that's having a back-to-school sale. You browse through the clothes you like and then you meet 'The Agressor'. You pull down the outfit you like only to find the other end attached to another girl's long, polished, finger nails. She gives you a dirty look and then quickly changes it to a fake smile. She says, "Oh, sorry, but I had this outfit first." So you nod at her and let her get it, right? WRONG! You don't give up just yet. You say to her, "No, I had it first." Next thing you know, you're playing tug-o-war with a girl you barely know. It's a Battle of the Fittest, really...I'm not gonna tell you how that story ends. It's YOUR story after all. Youko: Women are crazy. It's just apparel made from cheap fabric made to look nice. I don't get it. *Shifty glare* You don't have to get it, unless you're some sort of metrosexual. Which I know you are. PLUS...wait, aren't supposed to be getting Knuckles from the closet? Youko: OH! That's what I was supposed to do! I went home and ate popcorn instead. It was the kettle corn kind. Yummy. -_-' Could you go get Knuckles, please? *Exasperated sigh* Youko: Sure. *walks out of room* Wow that was easy... Well anways, now I'll tell you about the SUPPLY shopping part. You go into an aisle, expecting to find a pretty little folder, but instead, you find a crowd of people taking up the exact folder you want. By the time you get there to get the folder it's gone. Do you throw a tantrum? Yes, yes you do. And you should curse out everyone in your wake while you're at it. You clear a path that way ^_^. Then there's the looking for a book bag part. Hard, no? NO IT IS VERY HARD. You're fighting people to get a specific book bag. You're distracted with this person, right? So then another person comes up and takes the bag and what do you get out of this fight? Disappointment. You hope that you'll only make one stop for your supplies. But whoever made the supply list must've had a random list of supply stuff on a dart board and proceeded to pick the supplies with a dart, blind folded, and was spun three times before shooting the dart. It sucks. There's always this ONE thing that you can't get. It frustrates you so much having to go to about million stores across the fricken' country just to find one thing. I think it's better if you order supplies online months ahead of time. Youko: Happy shopping! Why do you refuse to get Knuckles? Youko: Who's that? You can't be serious...

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Friday, August 11, 2006

Pointless Post I have nothing to offer in this post today, honestly. I have something to talk about though. In case any of you want to know about what happened to Knuckles, I really don't know what happened to him. He kinda disappeared. But Youko is here! ^_^ Youko: Hello, my adoring fans! Yeah... Youko says that Knuckles is no where to be found, but I don't think that Knuckles would wander off too far now would he? Youko: He wouldn't go too far. I didn't see a trail of bread crumbs outside...so he's closer than you think. *Wink* Umm, okay... I start high school in a couple of days and to tell you the truth, I'm a wee bit terrified beyond all comprehension. Okay I'm somewhat nervous. I've seen some of the 'upperclassmen' yesterday when I went up to the school to register and you should've seen the looks they gave me. They weren't evil looks or smiles. They were just staring. Some of the girls glanced at me once and went about their business. The guys were measuring me up with their eyes...I could tell...*looks from side to side* Youko: They obviously think that you're cute and the girls are just jealous! I really don't think that's the case...but they were staring pretty hard... Youko (singing): If you're hot and you know it clap your hands! *Clap! Clap!* -_-' It's funnier when Knuckles does it...Youko you're making this post boring! Argue with me! Umm okay, your mother is so obese that when she turned around, it was her birthday! Not what I had in mind. Fine by me. I don't wanna be nothing like that porcupine looking creature. He's an Echidna, Youko. FINE! If you want him to be in your stupid little post so bad go release him from the atire cabinet! The...closet? Uhh, no..I mean...Knuckles is...ran away? YOU LOCKED HIM IN THE CLOSET?! I didn't lock him in the closet! I said ATIRE-CABINET Same difference! That was an oxy-moron. A contradictory sentence. So? Why did you lock him in there?! Because he's a losing. You mean a 'loser'? So you agree! GO GET HIM OUT! And if I refuse? Youko, when you got up this morning, was being in the hospital in your agenda? Is that a threat? It's a promise. Ooh...I'm so scared. My ears are twitching in fear! UGH! Youko something more than your ears will be twitching when I get through with you. OoO...another threat! My tail is between my legs! Don't think I don't keeep my promises, Youko. *Death glare* 0_o...umm...you're...pretty?

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Thursday, August 10, 2006

New Layout! WOOT! Do you like it? I based it off of Youko Kurama of Yu Yu Hakusho ^_^. I love me some Youko! The shimmering silver haired prince has made his mark on my site ^_^. I'm a little hyper. Only a LITTLE... Knuckles: Ay, man that ain't fair! Um...what isn't fair? Knuckles: How you gonna fall for this long haired sissy after what we did last night? O_O I have no idea what you're talking about. Knuckles: Yes you do! You said yourself that it was great! How you gonna act like that? I honestly don't know what you're talking about. The last thing we did last night was argue! Knuckles: Nuh-uhn! After it, you told me that you loved me! I watched you lick and slurp it too! And I had to pay for it! Oh my Chao...just what the hell are whining about? Knuckles(sobbing): I got you your favorite ice cream and you said that you loved it! I watched you eat the ice cream at the parlor! -_-'...you had my mind in the gutter for a minute...I said that I loved the ICE CREAM not YOU! Knuckles: Oh. 'Oh', what do you mean, 'oh'? Voice: You two are wild. Are you married? Knuckles: Umm...we could be...why? Youko-kun! Youko: Uh...hi..fan girl...? Oh, hold up. Don't mistake me for a crazed fan girl, now! Knuckles (softly): I like fan girls... What fan girls do YOU have? Knuckles: I have many- Youko: Imaginary ones! Good one, Youko! Youko: Heh, I know. Knuckles (angrily): You suck and I hate you. *Stomps out of the room* I think we hurt his feelings... That fuzzy, red furball has feelings? Pfft! Who cares? I kinda do... Don't tell me you like Carrot Top! I don't! I just care about him, that's all. No matter how annoying he is, he's still my friend. Who needs friends when you can have fun with me! WE can be more than friends, ya know... You are such an inconsiderate jerk, Youko. Go away! You know that I'm still fine and you want me. You know you do. Yeah you are...get OUT! Why? Was it something I said? It was everything you said! Go away or at least go fetch Knuckles. Fetch? Knuckles? *sigh* Carrot Top Why do you want that- GO NOW!! Women are so scary when they're mad. *evil glare* Alright, I'm going, I'm going! Just leave already, I need my partner in crime/arguments back...

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Wednesday, August 9, 2006

I'm back....with a vengeance! X_x I'm back from Florida ^_^. Actually, I've been back for a couple of days now. I've been resting...it was so HOT!! I couldn't believe it! I forgot how hot Florida can be and you don't know how hot it truly is until you're at a Disney park, in a 70-minute-wait line (The line is outside, of course, in a direct path of the sun's evil rays...) to get on a ride that only gives you a brief 30 second breeze. 0_o We would get there early and leave late. So basically, it was an outdoor 15,000 degree oven. How unfortunate for me (and everyone else not wearing halter tops and short-shorts) that I would be out in the sun ALL DAY LONG, shooting 'I'll kill you' looks to little kids that walked by me, slurping and licking on ice cream. Oh the torture! FLORIDA, CURSE YOU AND YOUR EVIL SUN BEAMS OF DEATH! Knuckles: Wow, you're completely mental! *Evil glare* Oh yeah, this brings me to another thing I wanted to quickly bring up in my post today. This is about Knuckles' little slip of the tongue the last time I posted. Knuckles (nervous chuckle): It was ONLY a slip of the tongue, with some other slip ups after it. Yeah, right. I think some of you misunderstood me. Knuckles: Heh heh. A misunderstanding. You see, Lisha isn't using the- Didn't we have a talk about this before? Anyways, I'm not using the- Knuckles: Because she doesn't plan on having- Shush! ANYWAYS, the reason for the non-use of that particular medication (that Knuckles was kind enough to blurt out last time) is because I'm- Knuckles: She's a waiter. I'm a WHAT?! Knuckles: Ahem...you're a waiter. You're planning to wait..until you're married... I am? I mean, yeah...*mumbles to Knuckles* Do you mind changing the subject? Knuckles (cheerily): LISHA LOVES ME! I know you do, I know you do, I know you do! You wish... Knuckles: You do too! Do not. Do too! Do not. Do too! Oh, for the love of Chao, shut up! I do NOT! Knuckles: Sure you don't. I won't tell, Sonic. Promise! I would like to see him turn green with envy though... That's kinda cliché, don't you think? Knuckles: Nuh-uhn, it's a metaphor. What are you comparing then? Knuckles: Uhh, Sonic is as green as envy... That was a simile, Knuckles. Envy isn't really green, that I know of. You can't physically see envy to assign a color to it... Knuckles: Whatever... You are a frustrating little pest... Knuckles: But that's why you love me! ^_^ Whatever...

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Saturday, July 29, 2006

Too many trips to a doctor... Yesterday, I went to my doctor to get a physical. It's required by the high school I'm going to. *Sigh* I had a nice little "sex talk" with her (I'm close with my doctor ^_^) she was giving me compliments about my physical features ^_^. She precribed me a medication I won't tell you about because- Knuckles: *Cough* birth control pills *cough* O_O KNUCKLES!! Shut UP!! You don't go around telling people that! Knuckles: Whatever. It's not like you're gonna use them anytime soon anyways. Yeah, that's true. Wait, what are you tryin' to say? Knuckles: I'm saying that you're a glorified virgin and a goody goody. I'm no goody goody and I won't need them! Knuckles: Uh-hun...and your encounters with two people of the male "species" will cause you to need them. They like you so much that they migh try to- Shut UP! Let me finish, okay? Knuckles:: Whatever OKAY, like I was saying; then after my doctor talked to me about it, she sent in her nurse to give me TWO shots. It was gonna be THREE, but she said I won't need it just yet. TWO SHOTS!! A Tetnus shot and a chicken pox booster shot...yay...My left arm is sore right now. I'm surprised that I'm even typing... Then I went to my dentist today to get a tooth pulled. He gave me three shots in my gums to make them (and my tongue) numb so he could literally yank my tooth out. NO, it didn't hurt. I felt the pulling, but there was no pain. (Except in the three shots to my gums...owww...) As a result of all that, I have a sore left arm, my bottom lip, tongue, and chin is numb. I talk like I got a lisp and I can't drink water without some of it spilling from my lips. Oh yay...and get this: I have to go to FLORIDA TOMORROW! UGH!! Nice week I'm having. Knuckles (chewing on sunflower seeds): Ha ha. You got that right. *munch* I want some...

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