Monday, June 12, 2006

I've been gone these past few days because I had to go to the doctor, shopping for my mommma's birthday, and listening to my daddy slam on the decks. If you don't get what I mean, then let me explain. My daddy's a DJ. He's not professional yet, but he broadcasts over the internet and a whhole lotta people listen to his mixes. Slam on the decks in DJ talk means to jam on the turntables, spin tunes, whatever. He plays House music, Ghetto Tech, and a bunch of other stuff I don't remember. I hear mostly House music, but he playin' Ghetto Tech right now. I have to find his pluggers to tell you all what he plays. I'm real proud of my daddy ^_^. He gettin popular real quick and I heard him say somethin' about going to London. I don't know, I might have heard wrong. I don't want him to go! He's gone alot doing parties and stuff...hmm... Enough about my papi doing big, let me talk about somethin' else... Oh yeah, the story: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When we last left our heroes, they were discussing an explosion that erupted earlier that day. Following the explosion, Shadow appeared out of nowhere. Where did he come from? Why is he here? I guess we'll find out in this episode of "The POST!" (lol, corny) Knuckles: Soo...Shadow you know bout that smoke? Shadow: I told you, no. Go check it out O great protector of the Emeralds. Knuckles (sarcastically): Funny. Shadow: Shouldn't you be guarding the Master Emerald anyways? I heard Dr. Robotnik and his - er - phone mistress has it in their possession now. Why Dr. Robotnik hasn't done anything with it yet, amazes me. Shock steadily appears on Knuckles' face. Oh, crap. I knew the chao were no good at watching it. Tikal talked me into it, grrr... Knuckles: Uhh...I gotta go to Angel Island to, uh, check something. With that said, Knuckles dashed out of the door jumped into the air, and flew off toward Angel Island. Damn, I wonder which way it is again... Shadow (chuckles): Do I know how to clear a room or what? Sonic: You got that right! Dude, did you fart? Shadow: I suggest you close your mouth and you won't smell that awful stench we call your breath then. Amy: Ooh! Burn! The girls burst into fits of giggles at that remark. Shadow smirked triumphantly at Sonic. Sonic (through gritted teeth): Good, one Shadow. Careful or you might find my fist meeting your mouth. Shadow: Ah, ah, ah - temper, temper. Tough words like that may get you shot, my incompetent adversary. Amy's ears perked up at that threat towards her one-way love. She started to turn red and she hopped to her feet. Intent on defending Sonic from this evil and mysterious character, she proceeded to open her mouth with a full on threat. Shadow saw Amy on defense mode from the corner of his eye and before Amy could shout, he decided that she needed to shut up. Shadow: CHAOS CONTROL! He spun around to face Amy, threw his right hand out in Amy's direction and watched in malicious pleasure as a wave of bright yellow light engulfed the room, blinding every one except him. When the light faded, Amy was a grayish stone color and frozen with her mouth open. Lisha & Sonic: Damn, that was cold. Shadow: That should keep her quiet for a while. Oh, don't worry, she's unharmed, just frozen in time. Tikal: Is he great or what? Lisha: What chu been smokin'? He ain't great, he's perfect! Sonic: I don't believe what I'm hearing! Lisha's supposed to think I'M great! Hee hee, 'cause I am. Shadow spun ever-so smoothly on the heel of his Hover Skate to face Sonic. Shadow (smirking): So you like the human, hmm? At least this one is smart, she thinks I'm perfect. The first smart human I've met. That's excluding Dr. Robotnik; he's a lunatic. Sonic (defensively): I don't like her, we just real tight. We're like this. Sonic crosses his index and his middle finger together to emphasize what he means. Shadow: Uh-huh and Rouge isn't a - uh - what you call a "lady of the evening". Sonic: Shut your hole, Shadow. Tell me, WHY are you here?.......

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Thursday, June 8, 2006

It's 11:45pm (central time) now and I wanted to say to The Alchemist 15, Happy Birthday! I hope you had a fun birthday. I'm sure you were seeing as you were surrounded by psychos and evil twins all day.... I haven't been on in - what - two days because my damn router was going through issues again. Oy, I'm tempted to drive it into something... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A loud BOOM! was heard in the distance at what was once a peaceful suburb, a few miles from Station Square. Gray smoke billowed from a crater in a field not too far from the Studio House where our heroes and one psycho-bitch were meditating. Voice: Oops... This "oops" reverberated around the field and reached the ears of one blue hedgehog in the Studio House. Sonic: Yo, did y'all hear that? Everyone looked up at him in mild agitation. Lisha:It's probably your stomach. Go make yourself a chili dog or something. You know you love them. Sonic: It ain't my stomach! It was a loud crash, zip, then boom! All: -_-' Knuckles: My Chao, he's been smoking pot again... Tikal: What's pot? All (except Tikal): -_-' Sonic: I ain't been smokin' homes. Y'all didn't hear that? Everyone shook their heads in reply. Suddenly,a soft whirring could be heard outside of the house. It was slowly getting louder and then it stopped. Sonic: Whoa, now I know y'all heard that! Everyone nodded simultaneously. Amy: Go look. Everyone eyed her suspiciously. Tikal: Why should he go look? After your Vash wannabe event yesterday, you would think that we would space ourselves from you. Keep your skull cave shut. Amy: Just who the hell do you think you are? Tikal(calmly): An Echidnian Princess from the past. Look at the ice, chicka. Tikal waves her rings and bracelets in Amy's face. Amy starts gritting her teeth and clenching her fists. Knuckles: Whoa. It's bout to be a what? GIRL FIGHT! Lisha: What the hell, Knuckles? You doin' a puff puff pass party with Sonic? Before Knuckles could reply with a dumb response, a black and red hedgehog walks through the front door in a cool, but quick way. He runs his gloved fingers through his shiny, red and black fur and wiped his brow. His hover skates are whirring softly beneath him. He goes by the name of Shadow. He sees the group and a flicker of suprise comes about his handsome face. Shadow: Yo. Sonic and Knuckles: YOU! They point accusingly at the cool hedgehog while all of the females in the room try to straighten themselves before Shadow takes notice of them. Amy is pulling up her skirt, making it seem shorter than it really is, Tikal rolls up her shirt, making it seem like a baby tee, and Lisha tosses her gold and brown hair to one side. I think you know why they are doing this. Shadow takes notice of the girls and smiles to himself. Looks like I got me a fanclub. I'm not a fan of pink though, too bad. Those highlights are fake. And... Shadow spots Tikal in all of her golden, shiny glory. Hellooooo, nurse. Shadow makes his way toward Tikal, walking with a thug swagger. Tikal's eyes widen when he bows to her, takes her right hand, and places his lips to it. Shadow: They call me Shadow. By what name did your parents grace you with? Tikal blushes while Lisha and Amy scoff with disgust. Sonic and Knuckles watch this feat in silence. Before Tikal could answer Shadow, Knuckles is the first to snap. Knuckles: Just what the hell are you doing with my cuz, Emo-boy? Shadow blinks before spinning on the heel of his Hover Skates to face Knuckles' direction. Shadow: I'm making new friends. Why can't you play nice with the other children? Knuckles realizes that he can't reply to the cool, quick, sharp hedgehog they call Shadow. Something's got his voice. Maybe it's the power of Shadow's coolness...ness...ness...Embarrassed, he turns to look out the window, pretending that the grass is riveting to watch grow. Sonic notices Knuckles' submission and decides to speak. Sonic: Dude, what are you even DOING here? Ain't you supposed to be, like, making Eggman jealous? Shadow smiles. Shadow: I'm here to join the party and even out the score, rival. And it's Dr. Robotnik. Sonic: Whatever. What score? Shadow frowns. Shadow: Don't tell me that you can not count. There are three girls and two guys here. With me here, there are two guys, three girls, and a God, here. All of the girls giggle. Tikal notices that Shadow still has her hand and she feels her face get really hot. Sonic: Yo, you ego trippin', man. But seriously, what ARE you doing here? Shadow: I can't stop by a friend's home and say hello? Sonic: This ain't my house. Shadow: So...? Knuckles ignores the whole coversation, now concentrating on the smoke coming from the field down the road some miles away. That's a pretty wicked explosion... Knuckles blinks, allowing his mind to put two and two together. His eyes widen in shock and excitement. He starts bouncing up and down, tryin to get the attention of the dazed fangirls and the jealous, blue, hedgehog. Shadow sees this and chuckles softly. Shadow: I see your dog needs to go for a walk. Knuckles ignores the insult and starts talking. Knuckles: Man, I see some smoke down there! We gotta go see. Someone could be in trouble. Knuckles stops bouncing. Knuckles: Yo, Shadow. You probably came from that way, what's up with that smoke? Shadow wipes sweat off of his brow. Sonic runs to the window and looks where Knuckles is pointing. That was probably the boom I heard earlier. Sonic: Girls, we gotta go investigate. The girls are not responding. The are still drooling over Shadow and Tikal is still staring at Shadow's hand clasping hers. Shadow finally looks at Tikal, winks at her, and lets her hand free. Tikal sighs softly, knowing that she didn't reveal her name to this hot hedgehog. Shadow turns back toward Knuckles and Sonic. Shadow: I don't know. Ask ya momma. The girls burst out laughing. Sonic: You son of a - ow! A book collides with Sonic's head. Sonic turns to see Amy giving him an icy glare. She demonstrates her finger under her throat doing a slicing movement across it. Sonic, seeing this, doesn't question the deal with the book. Knuckles' eyes are glued to the window. He is in awe of the smoke. Knuckles (rapping)It's ya main man Knuckles and we at Meteor Herd...You ready to go in space? Help me get the Emeralds... All (except Knuckles): -_-' ***************************** Shadow's here! Ain't y'all happy? He's the coolest cat around, and you know it. This one was fun to make ^_^. Rouge wasn't in this one because - well - I was getting sleepy and had to wrap this one up. Hmm...I wonder what that explosion was....? Why IS Shadow there? Why are all the girls drooling idiots? (I've been hit by a spell!) Why is Knuckles rapping Space Trip Steps from the level Meteor Herd? (In the game SA2 for DreamCast.) Hmm....we'll know soon. Soon. Oh, maybe farther from soon...

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Monday, June 5, 2006

Go to my archive and view the story I posted last night. Anyways, it is 4:50am and I was up basically messing with photoshop. All I wanna do is just go to sleep. If you missed my latest story yesterday because I posted it late, go to my archive and check it out ^_^. Thank you all that stayed with me though I post at awkward times lol. The story has Rouge playing a Phone Sex Operator (Yes, the actual - short - coversations), Lisha (me) being nearly shot by Amy (I saw my life flash before my eyes, lol.), we learn that Knuckles and Sonic like Mrs. Fields cookies (lol), and that Tikal is...well...trapped in the closet.

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Sunday, June 4, 2006

Oy, I've been out for a while haven't I? Well, I've bee gone all weekend. Grandma's house. Movies. Some other places I don't remember. I can't remember anything nowadays -_-'. Well, on with the show! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Previously, Tikal was being attacked by psychopath, Amy Rose. Amy is a gun slinging lunatic looking for Sonic so she can do bad things to him. *Dun dun dunnnn* In this episode, will Knuckles, Sonic, and Lisha - though reluctantly - save Tikal and restore peace? Amy tightens her grip on her gun. She is shaking in both anger and fear. Tikal: Can't we talk about this, Amy? I mean, I'm just an innocent by stander in all of this. Can't you let me go? I'm sure Sonic is on his way here. Tikal backs into a nearby wall, her hands are up as if she were surrendering. Amy: Sure. I'll let you go. Tikal: Really? Amy: NO! Amy's ears twitch. She can hear Sonic coming. Amy: Get into that closet and don't make a sound! If you do, it'll be the last sound you make. She narrows her eyes threateningly. Tikal gives her an alarming look, but she climbs into the closet and closes the door without protest. A loud crash is heard. Amy immediately slaps her gun back into its holster that is secured on her leg and looks up to see Sonic, Lisha, and Knuckles surrounded in broken glass. Lisha: You know, Sonic, you could've just went through the front door. Now I have shattered glass on my clothes and - ow - my hair. Lisha picks pieces of glass out of her long brown and gold locks and chucks pieces at Sonic. Sonic: What the hell, Lisha? We're supposed to saving someone! Stop clowning! Lisha stops tossing glass at Sonic and shoots him an evil glare. Lisha: So now I'm a clown? You're a blue rodent! I don't even think that you're naturally blue. You use hair dye don't you?! I know you do! You smell like paint and conditioner. Knuckles:*Whispering* Calm down, Lisha. Amy is just standing there staring at us, I think we should ask her where Tikal is. Knuckles goes unheard by Lisha and Sonic. Sonic: You lie! No one as cool as me has to fake the funk. I'm blessed with this beautiful color and tone. It's clear to see that humans couldn't tell good hair if it strangled you around your necks! And this comes from someone who has brown and gold hair! Lisha: My hair has naturally gold highlights, okay? Sonic: Sure. And I'm the cookie monster. Knuckles: I like cookies. Sonic: I do too. You wanna go to Mrs. Fields and get a cookie cake after we finish off Amy? Knuckles: Totally! Amy: *Screams* Am I invisible to you people! Lisha: It seems that you are. I don't talk to air. I'm outta here. Lisha heads toward the door. Amy: Just where the hell are you going? Lisha spins around to reply. Lisha: Out. The. Door. Wow, you're a stupid bitch. Lisha starts laughing and continues to head toward the door. Amy whips out her gun. Amy: You're going nowhere. See you in hell, bitch. Amy fires the gun and everyone ducks, including Amy. Lisha: -_-' You might wanna check what kind of gun you have, Amy. Amy: Huh? Amy looks at her gun and sees a long stick poking out from the barrel and a flag attached to it that says, "Bang!". Amy drops the gun, curls into a ball and sobs. Sonic: What the hell happened? Knuckles: I knew she was weak. Knuckles goes over to the sobbing Amy, crouches down, and examines the gun. Knuckles: I'm-a pistol whip you bitch! Lisha: Enough of this nonsense. I wanna go home. Don't hit her with the gun. She might bite you or somethin'. Knuckles tosses the gun across the room, it crashes through the window, and makes a loud ping! noise. Sonic watches in astonishment. Sonic: Where the hell were you during Little League Baseball eight years ago?! Knuckles: Guarding the Emerald. Lisha: Sure. Get Tikal out of the closet so we can go home. Amy stops sobbing, rubs the tears from her eyes, and looks at Lisha. Amy: *Sniff* How did you - *hic* - know that Tik - *hic* - Tik - *hic* - Tik - *hic* - that bitch was in the closet? Lisha: *Sarcastically* I have X-Ray vision like Superman. Sonic & Knuckles: Like who? Amy: Really. Lisha: Naw, you tend to keep things in there. Right, Sonic? Sonic: Hey! I woke up in there and Amy was waving a gun at me, alright? I dunno how I got in there. Knuckles stifles a laugh. Knuckles: Whatever, dude. I'm finna get her. Knuckles walks over to the closet and opens it. His eyes widen at what he sees. Knuckles: She's asleep and her thumb is in her mouth! Man, I can't wait to tease her about this! Tikal: Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, bitch! Knuckles: And she talks in her sleep! Tikal wakes up and blinks questioningly at Knuckles. Tikal practically jumps three feet in the air when she sees Amy. Tikal: Why isn't the devil vanquished? I'd like to leave here alive! Knuckles: Dude, you suck your thumb! Amy, Sonic, Lisha, & Tikal: -_-' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In Robotnik's Air Fortress, Rouge is talking dirty to a - uh - client. Rouge: *Purrs* What are you wearing. Man on Phone: I ain't got nothin' on. What you got on? Rouge: I got on some spandex black pants and a heart shaped, purple, strapless top. Man on Phone: Im-a rip those clothes off of you, cover you in chocolate syrup, lick you up and down, and stick my- Rouge slams the phone on it's base in disgust. Rouge: I can't do this. Robotnik isn't paying me enough. Or at all. A loud screeching noise is heard over the intercom. Dr. Robotnik: You have an incoming call, sex-slave - I mean - Rouge. Rouge: Damn right, I'm a sex-slave. Ugh. The phone makes a beeping noise and Rouge pushes the speaker button. Rouge: I will flip it, twerk it, work it, and jerk it for you. Rouge's Phone Sex Hotline, how may I pleasure you? Man#2 on Phone: *Grunts in pleasure* Oh yeah. You sound so sexy. Purr for me. Rouge wrinkles her brow in disgust. Sick bastards. How the hell do they GET this number? Rouge: *Purrs seductively* Where do you live? I'll come to you and do naughty things with you. I have a camera so we can have our own porn. Man#2: Ah yes! I live on- Rouge slams the phone down again. The intercom screeches again. Robotnik: You're hurting business Rouge! Keep them on for at least 10 mintues! They pay us ten dollars by the minute! Suckers. Rouge: Please, I can't take this anymore. This is day three of this bull. I rather be on the corner. No wait, scratch that. I wanna go home. Take me home. Robotnik: There's nothing there for you except that smelly hedgehog, whiny fox, that pink bimbo, weird human, ancient echidna, and that naive echidna. Why do you wanna go there? Rouge: If you take me home, I'll make their lives a living hell for you. Then you can come and get me. Robotnik: You're not wasting your time on them! You're better off with me - if not, you go without the Emerald. Rouge: Fine. Robotnik: Incoming sucker! Rouge: Wait! I don't wanna- A click over the intercom indicates that Robotnik has turned it off. Rouge: I haven't heard that click before. Eww...he was listening! What is he doing while I'm - ewww, I don't wanna think about it. The phone starts beeping. Rouge stares at the phone trying hard not to let the tears that are filling her eyes loose. Rouge: I gotta get outta here. Wait, did he say ancient echidna? What does that mean? ********************** Poor Rouge. Don't you feel sorry for her? This is what happens when you hook up with bad boys. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed the story because I had fun making it! Did I surprise you at all during the story? Oh yeah, my hair IS naturally brown and gold. Somedays my hair is a golden orange, cool, huh? I find it insulting that people think I dye my hair. Grr...Having anime hair is a blessing ^_^.

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Friday, June 2, 2006

Grr... *Lisha's message to the audience* Lisha: Sorry for the delay. My internet router crashed and wouldn't work for a couple of days. Don't blame me, blame the router! *points angrily at router* Anyways, now with the story I promised ^_^. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *At Sonic's House* Knuckles: You call this a safe house? Amy will find us! You should know that she knows where you live. She stalks you for Chao's sake! Sonic: Oh so you want me to take us all the way to Angel Island? Like that's any better. Knuckles: Why not take us there? As fast as you are we'd be there faster than you can say supercali - uh - that long word you said before. Sonic: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Knuckles: I didn't ask you to say it! Lisha: Let's wrap this up, okay? I'd like to sit and *stomach growls loudly* eat. I got an idea, why don't we go to Station Square. That pink bimbo won't think to look there! Plus there's a taco restaurant there somewhere and I'm starved. Sonic & Knux: We just bet. Lisha: Remember Knuckles. I own you. *Narrows eyes* Knuckles: Spare me. That is getting old, Lisha. Lisha: Not according to the contract It doesn't expire. Ever. You're mine forever. *Cackles evilly* Sonic & Knux: -_-' Sonic: You better learn how to read, Knuckles. Knuckles: I CAN read! I don't need to prove anything to you. Lisha: Uh huh...and the contract you signed has your - um - paw print on it because...? Knuckles: Oh shut up, it's called a signature for a reason. It's almost like your own personal logo. *Sticks tongue out and teases Lisha* And it's not a paw print! Lisha: Sure. Your paw print is identical to Tikal's, Knuckles. Sonic: How is that possible? Tikal wears single fingered gloves and Knuckles wears boxing gloves. Lisha: Don't worry about it. Speaking of Tikal... Knuckles: She's still in the house with that psyhco! We gotta get her! Lisha: *Chuckles* That gives a whole new meaning to the song "It Sucks to be You". Sonic: I've heard that song before. Who is it by? Lisha: You know, I don't remember. I have the MP3 somewhere, it doesn't provide the artist's- Knuckles: Stop dawdling so we can get her! No telling what Amy's doing to her now, she still has the gun you know. Sonic: Whoa! I can't believe you used the word, "dawdling". Not cool, Knuckles. Lisha: Why does Amy still have the gun? Why didn't you take it from her when she was on her sugar rush? Knuckles: *Starts jumping up and down in frustration* That's not the point you idiotas! Let's GO now. Sonic: We got Knuckles spitting Spanish, yo. Lisha: I know, right? Knuckles: *Turns redder than he naturally is that he is practically glowing* SHUT THE HELL UP AND TAKE US, SONIC! Sonic: Does it look like I have a car? *Lisha and Knuckles does anime fall* Knuckles: You got feet don't you? Sonic: Yeah, but y'all are heavy, why don't you attach a string to me Knuckles and you can glide while I carry Lisha? Knuckles: Okay then, let's go. Sonic: But the string- Knuckles: You know what? I'll just fly then, okay? Sonic: Gosh Knuckles. Make up ya mind! Lisha: Come on. We have a life to save, don't we? Sonic: What? *Lisha and Knuckles does anime fall* Lisha: -_-' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *Back at the Studio House where Amy is, of course* Amy: *Swings a large butcher knife at Tikal the size of her hammer (in the SA games)* Where is Sonic?! Tikal: *Backs away* I-I don't know. Stop swinging that thing, you almost cut me! Amy: And your point...? Tikal: You're a utensil waving psychopathic loony! *Amy chucks the knife at Tikal, barely missing her head. Tikal watched as it attatched to the wall and wiggled a little bit.* Tikal: What the hell, Amy?! Amy: I know you're keeping him somewhere! You already got Rouge mad when you was messing with Knuckles. Now you wanna mess with MY man! Bitch, you must be crazy. Tikal: Don't mistake me for you. And he's my cousin! *Amy lifts her skirt and takes the gun out from the pouch attached to her leg and aims it at Tikal* Amy: Wanna try saying that smart remark again? Tikal: *Thinks* Oh my Chao, what the hell is going on...? *************** A/N: I know Rouge and Robotnik wasn't in this, but they will be in the next one. You'll get to know how Rouge's Phone Sex Operator thing goes, ha ha. I hope you enjoyed this part of "The Post!". Okay, I haven't come up with a title for it yet, since Rouge and Knuckles original purpose was supposed to narrate what I don't feel like saying about my life. I guess I got sidetracked, lol.

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Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Say Hi to the Freshie! Yup, I graduated from 8th grade on Friday. (5/26/06) Dang, now I gotta go through four years and then four more after that. School is so demanding. At least I'm out a week earlier than the 6th and 7th graders. (Hahaha) Do you like the new Sonic layout? I think that this is my personal best. ^_^ Photoshop is my vewy vewy best fwend in the whole wide wulld!! ^_^ I've decided to do Sonic Shorts every other day and I'll use the days in between crazy Sonic stories to keep you up to date about what's going on with me and stuff that I'm doing. All the backgrounds I've had using Sonic themed layouts will be wallpapers for you if you liked them. So I'll do that now. 3 Sonic themed wallpapers should be up later today since they have to go through that check with theOtaku. And the wallpapers to come that are Dead or Alive themed have been delayed for a bit even though I said that I will put a new one up everyday. Unfortunately, my internet doesn't cooperate every day. So, that is the key problem here. Grr...

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Monday, May 29, 2006

Have no fear!...somebody's here...I think Lisha: Looks like I've made an uh-oh. *Stares at Amy, Knuckles, and Sonic through a window* But I think that - *stifles laugh* - is not my fault. What an embarrassing way to go. Interesting enough, Knucky-Burger is binded by my contract, so he can't die. If he does, you'll just hear the "Extra Life" music from the original Sonic game and he'll flicker for a bit, then he'll be whole and unharmed! Ah, I'm brilliant! Dunno about Sonic though. At least I'll witness a shooting. Ha ha. I can testify that Amy killed Sonic! What a weird little event - but still; I'll get to say something in court! I've always wanted to be apart of a court case. Yay me! *Inside house where Amy is a gun-toting lunatic* Knuckles: Amy, Amy, Amy, I really think- Amy: Shush you red porcupine looking thing! Knuckles: *mutters* I'm not red, I'm a blood-rose burgundy. And I'm an echidna. Look it up. Amy: What did you just say? *Tightens grip on gun* Knuckles: Uhh...I said I need to get to bed, or I'll have a bloody nose in the morning. And I need new film in my camera. Yup. Amy: *Narrows eyes* You obviously think I'm stupid! Do I look stupid to you? Sonic: You really don't want him to answer that, Amy-cakes. Put down the gun slowly and I promise to ship - I mean - take you to...*Looks around the room and spots a picture of the Taj Mahal on the wall*...Indianna! *Amy lowers the gun* Indianna! I don't wanna go there! Take me to the Bahamas! Sonic: But I- Knuckles: Say yes. Or I'll punch you hard in the groin. Sonic: If Amy doesn't shoot you first. Amy: TAKE. ME. TO. THE. ISLANDS. YOU. JACK. ASS!!! Sonic: Amy, Jewel, Baby-Cakes, Babe, I think I can get us a nice cruise to go there. All I need is a laptop computer and orbitz dot com. Can you get me a laptop? Amy: Okay! Wait...hey...you're trying to get away! I should shoot you for that! But I love you too much. I'll bring you to the laptop. Let's go. *Sonic looks at Knuckles pleadingly* Knuckles: Umm...Amy? Amy: What? *Amy spun on her heel and gave Knuckles such an evil glare that he jumped back* Knuckles: There is a pink pony in the backyard with a heart shaped hammer waiting for you! Hurry and go before it runs off with the unicorn! *Amys eyes widen and she runs toward the back door* Amy: Pony! Pony! Pony! Pony! I'm coming! Sonic & Knuckles: -_-' Knuckles: That dumb bi- *Lisha bursts though the front door* Lisha: I've come to stop the madness! *Waves her notepad and pen in the air* Knuckles: Lishie, you're a little late. *They hear Amy cry, "Where the hell is my pony?!" in the distance* Sonic: Uhh. I think we gotta go. Grab onto me Knux and Lisha. We're gonna be outta here before you can say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. *Lisha and Knuckles exchange questioning glances before Sonic takes off with them in his little blue blur of speed to safety* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *In Robotnik's Air Fortress* Rouge: You want me to do WHAT? Dr. Robotnik: I want you to be my personal phone sex operator. I want that little sensual voice you have to talk dirty to me and paying clients. Rouge: -_-' ...Uhh...Will I get any of the profits? Dr. Robotnik: I highly doubt it. but we'll see how much you make in one night. Your shift starts...*hears a phone ring somewhere in the Fortress*...now. Rouge: *mutters* Men and their money. *normal voice* But why must I waste this voice on meaningless people when I can have you all to myself? *Makes a puppy dog face* Dr. Robotnik: As tempting as that sounds, money is just as important as you, my little gardening tool! Rouge: Gardening tool? Why you gotta call me that? What you tryin' t' say? Dr. Robotnik: Be grateful I didn't put you on the corner! Go and make some money before I slap you off of this Fortress! Rouge: I'm surprised you can even locate your hand with all them jelly rolls on you. If you wanna be the poster child for jelly filled donuts, be my guest. Dr. Robotnik: Make my money or you won't even get a SHAVING of the Master Emerald! *Rouge walks toward the ringing phone without another word* Rouge: *Mumbles while in the hallway* Knuckles wouldn't treat me like that. Wait, he did when he was messing around with that ancient-but-is-stuck-in-the-future-princess. How can she be his cousin...is that even possible? Ugh. Whatever. Dr. Robotnik: *Over intercom* I don't hear you talking dirty to a paying sap - I mean - client! Rouge: *Thinks* Eww...is he going to be listening in on the conversations too?

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Thursday, May 25, 2006

Sorry I haven't been updating lately because I've been so preoccupied with my graduation that's tomorrow ^_^. I'll update maybe over the weekend with the next crazy part of the Sonic Short. Hopefully. I'll see you then!

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Monday, May 22, 2006

Knux and Rouge Hiatus I'll put the little Sonic shorts on hold for now. My 8th grade graduation is THIS Friday (^_^) and I have to prepare. Tickets, outfits, etc. On to other things! Nothing really interesting happened today. On Friday, though, I had fun. We went to Six Flags Great America for a trip. I was hyper (*ahem* high off of buffalo wings...). I couldn't talk straight or walk straight. It was hilarious. I would try to sit still in my desk; then I would slide out of my seat and onto the floor. I tried to stand up, but I fell over my desk - flipping over it, actually - Domo thought this was funny and so did my homegirls. I thought it was funny too. I fell so many times, I lost count. Moving on... I'm trying to put up a new wallpaper everyday. (I don't need Rouge to advertise that, I can do it myself!) I'm making some of each of the girls from the game, Dead or Alive, and then some of all of the guys. I'll make one big wallpaper with all of the girls and all of the guys and so on. Then, I'll make a wallpaper of other anime ^_^. Just to keep me busy. So...how was your weekend? And what is your favorite ride at Six Flags? It's between the Deja Vu and Vertical Velocity, for me. I'm a rollercoaster chick ^_^.

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Saturday, May 20, 2006

More fun with Rouge, Knuckles, and friends! Knuckles: *Staring off into space* This is unfair. I really liked Rouge. She probably only wanted me for my jewels anways. I should probably head back to Angel Island. Dr. Egghead probably took the master Emerald already. *Sighs* Tikal: Keep ya head up cousin ^_^. She's a slut anyway so why do you care? Plus, you have the Chao watching your Emerald, remember? Knuckles: They're BABIES. They can't defend something that precious. Tikal: *Places hand on his knee in comforting way* Hakuna Matata! The Chao are doing a great job! I trained them you know. Knuckles: *mumbles* That's kinda what I'm worried about -_-'... Tikal: The Chao are stronger than you think, Knuckles. It's not like you were doing a great job watching it anyway. *huffs* Knuckles: Why do you always have to piss on my parade, Tikal! Tikal: What parade? *Looks dumbfounded* Knuckles: -_-' Nevermind *Rouge walks in wearing a long, sparkly, purple dress with black boots* Knuckles: *Sighs* Going out again, Rouge? Rouge: Damn right. Why do you care? *Sees Tikal* Caught in the act! I knew that you were lying! You ARE cheating on me! Tikal: Wait, Rouge- Rouge: Shut up, bitch! Tikal: Oh, no you didn't just call me a- Rouge: Bitch? Yup, I did. You's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitchy slut, ho, BITCH! *Face turns red and hot tears begin to fall* Knuckles: Rouge, I'm not cheating on you. Never was. Rouge, you have to believe- Rouge: You're full of it. *Stomps out* Tikal: Let me go after her. I'm-a show her what an Echidnian princes can do! Knuckles: What? Tell your dad? No, don't think so. This is my problem. *R.Kelly's 'Trapped in the Closet' starts playing in the background* Tikal: Where is that music coming from? I'll go look around...you stay put and mourn your *stifles laugh* loss. *Walks out of room* *Knuckles hears shuffling in the closet and the music gets louder* Knuckles: What in the hell? *Walks over to closet door and opens it. He watches as both Amy and Sonic roll out of it. Sonic is on top of Amy holding her at gunpoint. The music stops* Sonic: Thank God you opened the door! I would've been- Knuckles: Raping Amy? *Sees the terrified expression on Amy's face* Amy: Knuckles, help! *Sonic stares at Amy in shock* Sonic: Don't listen to her! Knuckles: Why the hell not? You're the one with the gun! Put that thing away before someone gets hurt. NOW, Sonic. Sonic: *Gets hysterical* NO! Believe me, I have a reason! Amy: Don't believe him Knuckles, he was planning to do pornographic things to me! I'm glad you opened the door! Please get him off of me! *Knuckles nods at her and yanks Sonic off of her. Amy rolls over, kicks the gun out of Sonic's hand, catches it in the air and aims the gun at both Sonic and Knuckles* Sonic*Watches in amazement* Nice going, Knucklehead. She played you like Dr.Eggman does in EVERY game. -_-' Knuckles: Shut UP! Amy: Both of you shut the hell up! I've got you both now! If any of you move or make another noise, I'll shoot! Knuckles: *Thinks* -_-' This bitch is crazy...I wonder who Rouge is on a date with? *Meanwhile, on Angel Island, Dr.Robotnik takes the Mater Emerald with the help of his new Sex Toy, Rouge* Rouge: Yes! That pretty little jewel is mine - uh - ours! *Thinks* Take that you lying, cheating, bastard! Dr. Robotnik: Yes indeed, my love! We are well on our way to world domination! Rouge: -_-' Power hungry men...

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