Thursday, May 18, 2006

Fun with Knuckles, Rouge and Friends! ^_^ Knuckles: Because of YOU, Rouge broke my arm! *Points at Lisha* I need that arm to fly and stuff. *Whimpers* Lisha: You was cheatin on Rouge! Remember? Knuckles: How could you think that? Tikal is my cousin. How many times do I have to tell you? You know I don't have any health insurance, you're paying for my bill. *Rubs cast* Lisha: Sure. And I've got Shadow in my closet holding Sonic hostage at gunpoint. *Muffled from the closet* "Lies, I tell you! LIES!" Knuckles Was that Shadow in the closet? It was a strangely higher voice though. We should go look. Lisha: Sit. If you move, I'll break your other arm. *Squints* The one you write with. *Knuckles plops on the couch obediently* Lisha:Back to your Tikal and Rouge problem. Why are you messin round with that princess anyway? Knuckles: SHE - IS - MY - COUSIN! Damnit Lisha, why don't you believe me? *Lisha doesn't respond* *Rouge walks into the room wearing her new purple mini-skirt and tight black short-jacket that reveals her belly ring. Yes, her boobs are practically popping from all that tight leather.* Knuckles: DAYAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNNN! *Eyes Rouge's jacket* Rouge: *Scoffs* This isn't for you. I've got a date. I'm going to a night-club with my new boy toy. Knuckles: Are you effing serious? You really think that I'm cheating on you? You broke my arm! That's as much unnecessary revenge I can take! Rouge: Shut up you lying bastard.*Turns and walks out of room* Lisha: Was...her boobs hanging out? Can you say TMC? (Too much cleavage)Sorry Knuckles, Rouge is gonna be a slut. I'm telling Josh! *Whips out notepad and starts scribbling* Knuckles: Man, I really liked her. WHY DID YOU LIE?!?!? *Jumps up in hot anger* Lisha: It was for your own good. Knuckles: So you admit that you lie? *mumbles* See, this is why I don't like humans. Especially the bossy kind. Lisha: Come again? *Puts notepad in back pocket of her jeans* And I didn't lie. Knuckles: Forget it. Drop it. I dont care anymore. *Heads for the door* Just don't go to sleep tonight. *Walks out* Lisha: -_-' Touche... *Meanwhile, in the closet, Amy holds Sonic hostage at gunpoint* Amy: I've finally got you - you sexy speed devil, you. Don't make a sound or I'll shoot.*Waves gun in Sonic's face* Sonic: Not cool, Amy. Amy: This will be quick, don't make any noise and don't try to run. I'll just break your legs and bury you in the backyard..or worse...drop you off in the ocean. Sonic: *Trembles* I hate water...*Thinks* I'm being such a wuss. She is a GIRL! Amy: I know, Sonic. Trust me, you'll love what I got for you. *Starts to dance, still holding Sonic at gunpoint* Sonic: This is rape. Amy: *Stops dancing* It's not rape, it's sex you never knew you wanted. Trust me, you want it. Sonic: -__-' Oh, God. Take me now...

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Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Enough About Domo! Rouge: Ha ha Domo told Lisha that he gave her 24 hours for his answer and she still looked at him blankly. I think she's trying to get over the shock factor. I think she's gonna say no because he threw a book at her today and pinched her kinda hard. She stabbed him with her pencil though, ha ha. Revenge is sweet. *Smirk* Knuckles: Why are women so violent? *Shakes head* Rouge: Because men are violent! Knuckles: We're so not. But whatever, let's get over Lisha's unwanted love life. Rouge: Yeah...Lisha has posted two wallpapers ^_^. They're both off of the game Dead Or Alive. GO check them out! Knuckles: *Scoffs* Is Lisha paying you to advertise her wallpapers? Rouge: -_-' Should she be paying me? *Frowns* I should have a strike or something! *Gets pickett sign out of nowhere and writes "Hell no we won't stay! Lisha ain't paying us today!"* Knuckles: -_-' I honestly think that you shouldn't be doing that. Lisha will raise hell and plus she owns us. *Makes a solemn face* Rouge: *Puts down sign* Correction: she owns you. Don't get it twisted. Knuckles: Damn females and their "I'm woman, hear me roar" crap. Ugh. *Walks out of room* Rouge: *Shrugs, raises sign, and prances around the room chanting, "2-4-6-8! I ain't appreciated! Slave labor with low pay is way outdated!"* *Lisha walks in the room* Lisha: Just what the hell are you doing? *Eyes sign* Rouge: I'm hosting a one-woman strike! I want to be paid to advertise your artwork you cheap- *Lisha whips out a small notebook and a pen and starts scribbling on it* Rouge: *Stares at the pad warily* Hey Lishie, what are ya doin'? *Drops sign* Lisha: Writing a letter to Josh (kagomeandsangofan). *Continues scribbling* Rouge: What is that gonna do? What? Is he gonna sic Inuyasha on me? *Scoffs* Kagome and Sango can't touch me, especially with Knuckles by my side! Lisha: *Rolls eyes* Josh owns you, duh. And I didn't say anything about him sending them on you. *Rips paper from pad and stuffs it in her back pocket* PLUS, I own Knuckles, so he won't help you do sugar-honey-ice-tea. Rouge: But- Lisha Unless he wants me to tell you about Tikal, the other girl he's cheating on you with. *Covers mouth in mock shock* Did I say that out loud? *Walks out of room laughing evilly* Rouge: She's lying...he wouldn't cheat on me. I have more- not to mention bigger - assets than Tikal. Just because she's a princess doesn't mean that- KNUCKLES! YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE YOU SON OF A-*slams door behind her*

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

This day...was...beyond weird Rouge: Tell me about it. *Rewinds tape of Lisha's day at school and laughs hysterically* Knuckles: What's so funny? *Plops next to Rouge on the couch and tries to put his arm around her but Rouge jumps up to face the audience* Rouge: You will NEVER believe what happened to Lisha today! *Knuckles looks at her blankly* Rouge: You're supposed to say, "What happened?" Don't you wanna know? Knuckles I'm looking at you ain't I? It's obvious I wanna know or - *looks at paused tape of Lisha falling out of her chair* - I can just look at the tape... Rouge: *Sigh* Fine, I'll just tell the audience then. Knuckles: Screw you too. Rouge: You wish. ANYWAYS, you all remember Dominique right? Ya, he asked her to go with him. That means he wants her to be his girlfriend. *Stifles a laugh* Tails: Eww! Girls are gross! Rouge: Tails, how'd you get in here? Get OUT!! NOW! *Tails slumps into a corner and cries* Knuckles: Look what you did! *Walks over to Tails and hugs him* It's okay little guy, want me to call Sonic for you? Rouge: *Clears throat* Like I was saying, Dominique has revealed today that he doesn't beat on Lisha because he hates her, it's because he likes her! *Beams* He even said, "I really like you. Please?" to her. And the funny thing is, Lisha don't like Domo. Domo too abusive, ha ha. She didn't give him an answer, she just stared at him for a long time in mild shock. Hah, this is too funny! *Looks back at paused tape* When he said this, she actually fell out of chair and then Domo tapped her butt. Yes, yes he did. Needless to say he was in pain afterwards. ^_^ He didn't talk to her for the rest of the day because she didn't give him an answer and- Knuckles: Lisha's ex-boyfriend, Jonnie, does NOT like Domo. Period. Eversince he learned of his abusive ways, he's been out to get Domo. Hilarious. *Rouge huffs and puffs* Rouge: Fine, you attention hogging prick, you tell the story! *Storms out of room and drags Tails with her* Knuckles: I thought that old bat would never leave! Anyways, I'm rooting for Lisha's ex all the way. Domo needs a good beat down. Another funny thing is that ALL of her friends said that she should've said yes since Domo said that he'd give her the money he owe her from his cant-keep-his-hands-to-himself problem. It was $630 today. Domo is rich...yes, yes he is. Yup, she should've said yes and got the money! I swear that girl needs some sense slapped into her sometimes. Lisha: Remember Knuckles, I own you. *Gives him a dark look* Knuckles: -_-' Where did you come from, Lisha? I didn't see you come in. *Nervous laugh* Lisha: You got two seconds to get out of my sight or I'm having Echidna meat on my sandwich! Knuckles: -_-' *Thinking to himself* ~That was so lame~ A'ight Lisha, I'm gone. *Sprints from the room* Lisha: I wonder where Rouge went? *Walks out of room*

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