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Thursday, May 18, 2006



Fun with Knuckles, Rouge and Friends! ^_^

Knuckles: Because of YOU, Rouge broke my arm! *Points at Lisha* I need that arm to fly and stuff. *Whimpers*

Lisha: You was cheatin on Rouge! Remember?

Knuckles: How could you think that? Tikal is my cousin. How many times do I have to tell you? You know I don't have any health insurance, you're paying for my bill. *Rubs cast*

Lisha: Sure. And I've got Shadow in my closet holding Sonic hostage at gunpoint.

*Muffled from the closet* "Lies, I tell you! LIES!"

Knuckles Was that Shadow in the closet? It was a strangely higher voice though. We should go look.

Lisha: Sit. If you move, I'll break your other arm. *Squints* The one you write with.

*Knuckles plops on the couch obediently*

Lisha:Back to your Tikal and Rouge problem. Why are you messin round with that princess anyway?

Knuckles: SHE - IS - MY - COUSIN! Damnit Lisha, why don't you believe me?

*Lisha doesn't respond*
*Rouge walks into the room wearing her new purple mini-skirt and tight black short-jacket that reveals her belly ring. Yes, her boobs are practically popping from all that tight leather.*

Knuckles: DAYAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNNN! *Eyes Rouge's jacket*

Rouge: *Scoffs* This isn't for you. I've got a date. I'm going to a night-club with my new boy toy.

Knuckles: Are you effing serious? You really think that I'm cheating on you? You broke my arm! That's as much unnecessary revenge I can take!

Rouge: Shut up you lying bastard.*Turns and walks out of room*

Lisha: Was...her boobs hanging out? Can you say TMC? (Too much cleavage)Sorry Knuckles, Rouge is gonna be a slut. I'm telling Josh! *Whips out notepad and starts scribbling*

Knuckles: Man, I really liked her. WHY DID YOU LIE?!?!? *Jumps up in hot anger*

Lisha: It was for your own good.

Knuckles: So you admit that you lie? *mumbles* See, this is why I don't like humans. Especially the bossy kind.

Lisha: Come again? *Puts notepad in back pocket of her jeans* And I didn't lie.

Knuckles: Forget it. Drop it. I dont care anymore. *Heads for the door* Just don't go to sleep tonight. *Walks out*

Lisha: -_-' Touche...

*Meanwhile, in the closet, Amy holds Sonic hostage at gunpoint*

Amy: I've finally got you - you sexy speed devil, you. Don't make a sound or I'll shoot.*Waves gun in Sonic's face*

Sonic: Not cool, Amy.

Amy: This will be quick, don't make any noise and don't try to run. I'll just break your legs and bury you in the backyard..or worse...drop you off in the ocean.

Sonic: *Trembles* I hate water...*Thinks* I'm being such a wuss. She is a GIRL!

Amy: I know, Sonic. Trust me, you'll love what I got for you. *Starts to dance, still holding Sonic at gunpoint*

Sonic: This is rape.

Amy: *Stops dancing* It's not rape, it's sex you never knew you wanted. Trust me, you want it.

Sonic: -__-' Oh, God. Take me now...


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