Monday, May 29, 2006

Have no fear!...somebody's here...I think Lisha: Looks like I've made an uh-oh. *Stares at Amy, Knuckles, and Sonic through a window* But I think that - *stifles laugh* - is not my fault. What an embarrassing way to go. Interesting enough, Knucky-Burger is binded by my contract, so he can't die. If he does, you'll just hear the "Extra Life" music from the original Sonic game and he'll flicker for a bit, then he'll be whole and unharmed! Ah, I'm brilliant! Dunno about Sonic though. At least I'll witness a shooting. Ha ha. I can testify that Amy killed Sonic! What a weird little event - but still; I'll get to say something in court! I've always wanted to be apart of a court case. Yay me! *Inside house where Amy is a gun-toting lunatic* Knuckles: Amy, Amy, Amy, I really think- Amy: Shush you red porcupine looking thing! Knuckles: *mutters* I'm not red, I'm a blood-rose burgundy. And I'm an echidna. Look it up. Amy: What did you just say? *Tightens grip on gun* Knuckles: Uhh...I said I need to get to bed, or I'll have a bloody nose in the morning. And I need new film in my camera. Yup. Amy: *Narrows eyes* You obviously think I'm stupid! Do I look stupid to you? Sonic: You really don't want him to answer that, Amy-cakes. Put down the gun slowly and I promise to ship - I mean - take you to...*Looks around the room and spots a picture of the Taj Mahal on the wall*...Indianna! *Amy lowers the gun* Indianna! I don't wanna go there! Take me to the Bahamas! Sonic: But I- Knuckles: Say yes. Or I'll punch you hard in the groin. Sonic: If Amy doesn't shoot you first. Amy: TAKE. ME. TO. THE. ISLANDS. YOU. JACK. ASS!!! Sonic: Amy, Jewel, Baby-Cakes, Babe, I think I can get us a nice cruise to go there. All I need is a laptop computer and orbitz dot com. Can you get me a laptop? Amy: Okay! Wait...hey...you're trying to get away! I should shoot you for that! But I love you too much. I'll bring you to the laptop. Let's go. *Sonic looks at Knuckles pleadingly* Knuckles: Umm...Amy? Amy: What? *Amy spun on her heel and gave Knuckles such an evil glare that he jumped back* Knuckles: There is a pink pony in the backyard with a heart shaped hammer waiting for you! Hurry and go before it runs off with the unicorn! *Amys eyes widen and she runs toward the back door* Amy: Pony! Pony! Pony! Pony! I'm coming! Sonic & Knuckles: -_-' Knuckles: That dumb bi- *Lisha bursts though the front door* Lisha: I've come to stop the madness! *Waves her notepad and pen in the air* Knuckles: Lishie, you're a little late. *They hear Amy cry, "Where the hell is my pony?!" in the distance* Sonic: Uhh. I think we gotta go. Grab onto me Knux and Lisha. We're gonna be outta here before you can say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. *Lisha and Knuckles exchange questioning glances before Sonic takes off with them in his little blue blur of speed to safety* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *In Robotnik's Air Fortress* Rouge: You want me to do WHAT? Dr. Robotnik: I want you to be my personal phone sex operator. I want that little sensual voice you have to talk dirty to me and paying clients. Rouge: -_-' ...Uhh...Will I get any of the profits? Dr. Robotnik: I highly doubt it. but we'll see how much you make in one night. Your shift starts...*hears a phone ring somewhere in the Fortress*...now. Rouge: *mutters* Men and their money. *normal voice* But why must I waste this voice on meaningless people when I can have you all to myself? *Makes a puppy dog face* Dr. Robotnik: As tempting as that sounds, money is just as important as you, my little gardening tool! Rouge: Gardening tool? Why you gotta call me that? What you tryin' t' say? Dr. Robotnik: Be grateful I didn't put you on the corner! Go and make some money before I slap you off of this Fortress! Rouge: I'm surprised you can even locate your hand with all them jelly rolls on you. If you wanna be the poster child for jelly filled donuts, be my guest. Dr. Robotnik: Make my money or you won't even get a SHAVING of the Master Emerald! *Rouge walks toward the ringing phone without another word* Rouge: *Mumbles while in the hallway* Knuckles wouldn't treat me like that. Wait, he did when he was messing around with that ancient-but-is-stuck-in-the-future-princess. How can she be his cousin...is that even possible? Ugh. Whatever. Dr. Robotnik: *Over intercom* I don't hear you talking dirty to a paying sap - I mean - client! Rouge: *Thinks* Eww...is he going to be listening in on the conversations too?

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