Friday, June 2, 2006

Grr... *Lisha's message to the audience* Lisha: Sorry for the delay. My internet router crashed and wouldn't work for a couple of days. Don't blame me, blame the router! *points angrily at router* Anyways, now with the story I promised ^_^. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *At Sonic's House* Knuckles: You call this a safe house? Amy will find us! You should know that she knows where you live. She stalks you for Chao's sake! Sonic: Oh so you want me to take us all the way to Angel Island? Like that's any better. Knuckles: Why not take us there? As fast as you are we'd be there faster than you can say supercali - uh - that long word you said before. Sonic: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Knuckles: I didn't ask you to say it! Lisha: Let's wrap this up, okay? I'd like to sit and *stomach growls loudly* eat. I got an idea, why don't we go to Station Square. That pink bimbo won't think to look there! Plus there's a taco restaurant there somewhere and I'm starved. Sonic & Knux: We just bet. Lisha: Remember Knuckles. I own you. *Narrows eyes* Knuckles: Spare me. That is getting old, Lisha. Lisha: Not according to the contract It doesn't expire. Ever. You're mine forever. *Cackles evilly* Sonic & Knux: -_-' Sonic: You better learn how to read, Knuckles. Knuckles: I CAN read! I don't need to prove anything to you. Lisha: Uh huh...and the contract you signed has your - um - paw print on it because...? Knuckles: Oh shut up, it's called a signature for a reason. It's almost like your own personal logo. *Sticks tongue out and teases Lisha* And it's not a paw print! Lisha: Sure. Your paw print is identical to Tikal's, Knuckles. Sonic: How is that possible? Tikal wears single fingered gloves and Knuckles wears boxing gloves. Lisha: Don't worry about it. Speaking of Tikal... Knuckles: She's still in the house with that psyhco! We gotta get her! Lisha: *Chuckles* That gives a whole new meaning to the song "It Sucks to be You". Sonic: I've heard that song before. Who is it by? Lisha: You know, I don't remember. I have the MP3 somewhere, it doesn't provide the artist's- Knuckles: Stop dawdling so we can get her! No telling what Amy's doing to her now, she still has the gun you know. Sonic: Whoa! I can't believe you used the word, "dawdling". Not cool, Knuckles. Lisha: Why does Amy still have the gun? Why didn't you take it from her when she was on her sugar rush? Knuckles: *Starts jumping up and down in frustration* That's not the point you idiotas! Let's GO now. Sonic: We got Knuckles spitting Spanish, yo. Lisha: I know, right? Knuckles: *Turns redder than he naturally is that he is practically glowing* SHUT THE HELL UP AND TAKE US, SONIC! Sonic: Does it look like I have a car? *Lisha and Knuckles does anime fall* Knuckles: You got feet don't you? Sonic: Yeah, but y'all are heavy, why don't you attach a string to me Knuckles and you can glide while I carry Lisha? Knuckles: Okay then, let's go. Sonic: But the string- Knuckles: You know what? I'll just fly then, okay? Sonic: Gosh Knuckles. Make up ya mind! Lisha: Come on. We have a life to save, don't we? Sonic: What? *Lisha and Knuckles does anime fall* Lisha: -_-' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *Back at the Studio House where Amy is, of course* Amy: *Swings a large butcher knife at Tikal the size of her hammer (in the SA games)* Where is Sonic?! Tikal: *Backs away* I-I don't know. Stop swinging that thing, you almost cut me! Amy: And your point...? Tikal: You're a utensil waving psychopathic loony! *Amy chucks the knife at Tikal, barely missing her head. Tikal watched as it attatched to the wall and wiggled a little bit.* Tikal: What the hell, Amy?! Amy: I know you're keeping him somewhere! You already got Rouge mad when you was messing with Knuckles. Now you wanna mess with MY man! Bitch, you must be crazy. Tikal: Don't mistake me for you. And he's my cousin! *Amy lifts her skirt and takes the gun out from the pouch attached to her leg and aims it at Tikal* Amy: Wanna try saying that smart remark again? Tikal: *Thinks* Oh my Chao, what the hell is going on...? *************** A/N: I know Rouge and Robotnik wasn't in this, but they will be in the next one. You'll get to know how Rouge's Phone Sex Operator thing goes, ha ha. I hope you enjoyed this part of "The Post!". Okay, I haven't come up with a title for it yet, since Rouge and Knuckles original purpose was supposed to narrate what I don't feel like saying about my life. I guess I got sidetracked, lol.

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