Thursday, June 8, 2006

It's 11:45pm (central time) now and I wanted to say to The Alchemist 15, Happy Birthday! I hope you had a fun birthday. I'm sure you were seeing as you were surrounded by psychos and evil twins all day.... I haven't been on in - what - two days because my damn router was going through issues again. Oy, I'm tempted to drive it into something... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A loud BOOM! was heard in the distance at what was once a peaceful suburb, a few miles from Station Square. Gray smoke billowed from a crater in a field not too far from the Studio House where our heroes and one psycho-bitch were meditating. Voice: Oops... This "oops" reverberated around the field and reached the ears of one blue hedgehog in the Studio House. Sonic: Yo, did y'all hear that? Everyone looked up at him in mild agitation. Lisha:It's probably your stomach. Go make yourself a chili dog or something. You know you love them. Sonic: It ain't my stomach! It was a loud crash, zip, then boom! All: -_-' Knuckles: My Chao, he's been smoking pot again... Tikal: What's pot? All (except Tikal): -_-' Sonic: I ain't been smokin' homes. Y'all didn't hear that? Everyone shook their heads in reply. Suddenly,a soft whirring could be heard outside of the house. It was slowly getting louder and then it stopped. Sonic: Whoa, now I know y'all heard that! Everyone nodded simultaneously. Amy: Go look. Everyone eyed her suspiciously. Tikal: Why should he go look? After your Vash wannabe event yesterday, you would think that we would space ourselves from you. Keep your skull cave shut. Amy: Just who the hell do you think you are? Tikal(calmly): An Echidnian Princess from the past. Look at the ice, chicka. Tikal waves her rings and bracelets in Amy's face. Amy starts gritting her teeth and clenching her fists. Knuckles: Whoa. It's bout to be a what? GIRL FIGHT! Lisha: What the hell, Knuckles? You doin' a puff puff pass party with Sonic? Before Knuckles could reply with a dumb response, a black and red hedgehog walks through the front door in a cool, but quick way. He runs his gloved fingers through his shiny, red and black fur and wiped his brow. His hover skates are whirring softly beneath him. He goes by the name of Shadow. He sees the group and a flicker of suprise comes about his handsome face. Shadow: Yo. Sonic and Knuckles: YOU! They point accusingly at the cool hedgehog while all of the females in the room try to straighten themselves before Shadow takes notice of them. Amy is pulling up her skirt, making it seem shorter than it really is, Tikal rolls up her shirt, making it seem like a baby tee, and Lisha tosses her gold and brown hair to one side. I think you know why they are doing this. Shadow takes notice of the girls and smiles to himself. Looks like I got me a fanclub. I'm not a fan of pink though, too bad. Those highlights are fake. And... Shadow spots Tikal in all of her golden, shiny glory. Hellooooo, nurse. Shadow makes his way toward Tikal, walking with a thug swagger. Tikal's eyes widen when he bows to her, takes her right hand, and places his lips to it. Shadow: They call me Shadow. By what name did your parents grace you with? Tikal blushes while Lisha and Amy scoff with disgust. Sonic and Knuckles watch this feat in silence. Before Tikal could answer Shadow, Knuckles is the first to snap. Knuckles: Just what the hell are you doing with my cuz, Emo-boy? Shadow blinks before spinning on the heel of his Hover Skates to face Knuckles' direction. Shadow: I'm making new friends. Why can't you play nice with the other children? Knuckles realizes that he can't reply to the cool, quick, sharp hedgehog they call Shadow. Something's got his voice. Maybe it's the power of Shadow's coolness...ness...ness...Embarrassed, he turns to look out the window, pretending that the grass is riveting to watch grow. Sonic notices Knuckles' submission and decides to speak. Sonic: Dude, what are you even DOING here? Ain't you supposed to be, like, making Eggman jealous? Shadow smiles. Shadow: I'm here to join the party and even out the score, rival. And it's Dr. Robotnik. Sonic: Whatever. What score? Shadow frowns. Shadow: Don't tell me that you can not count. There are three girls and two guys here. With me here, there are two guys, three girls, and a God, here. All of the girls giggle. Tikal notices that Shadow still has her hand and she feels her face get really hot. Sonic: Yo, you ego trippin', man. But seriously, what ARE you doing here? Shadow: I can't stop by a friend's home and say hello? Sonic: This ain't my house. Shadow: So...? Knuckles ignores the whole coversation, now concentrating on the smoke coming from the field down the road some miles away. That's a pretty wicked explosion... Knuckles blinks, allowing his mind to put two and two together. His eyes widen in shock and excitement. He starts bouncing up and down, tryin to get the attention of the dazed fangirls and the jealous, blue, hedgehog. Shadow sees this and chuckles softly. Shadow: I see your dog needs to go for a walk. Knuckles ignores the insult and starts talking. Knuckles: Man, I see some smoke down there! We gotta go see. Someone could be in trouble. Knuckles stops bouncing. Knuckles: Yo, Shadow. You probably came from that way, what's up with that smoke? Shadow wipes sweat off of his brow. Sonic runs to the window and looks where Knuckles is pointing. That was probably the boom I heard earlier. Sonic: Girls, we gotta go investigate. The girls are not responding. The are still drooling over Shadow and Tikal is still staring at Shadow's hand clasping hers. Shadow finally looks at Tikal, winks at her, and lets her hand free. Tikal sighs softly, knowing that she didn't reveal her name to this hot hedgehog. Shadow turns back toward Knuckles and Sonic. Shadow: I don't know. Ask ya momma. The girls burst out laughing. Sonic: You son of a - ow! A book collides with Sonic's head. Sonic turns to see Amy giving him an icy glare. She demonstrates her finger under her throat doing a slicing movement across it. Sonic, seeing this, doesn't question the deal with the book. Knuckles' eyes are glued to the window. He is in awe of the smoke. Knuckles (rapping)It's ya main man Knuckles and we at Meteor Herd...You ready to go in space? Help me get the Emeralds... All (except Knuckles): -_-' ***************************** Shadow's here! Ain't y'all happy? He's the coolest cat around, and you know it. This one was fun to make ^_^. Rouge wasn't in this one because - well - I was getting sleepy and had to wrap this one up. Hmm...I wonder what that explosion was....? Why IS Shadow there? Why are all the girls drooling idiots? (I've been hit by a spell!) Why is Knuckles rapping Space Trip Steps from the level Meteor Herd? (In the game SA2 for DreamCast.) Hmm....we'll know soon. Soon. Oh, maybe farther from soon...

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