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Monday, June 12, 2006


I've been gone these past few days because I had to go to the doctor, shopping for my mommma's birthday, and listening to my daddy slam on the decks. If you don't get what I mean, then let me explain. My daddy's a DJ. He's not professional yet, but he broadcasts over the internet and a whhole lotta people listen to his mixes. Slam on the decks in DJ talk means to jam on the turntables, spin tunes, whatever.

He plays House music, Ghetto Tech, and a bunch of other stuff I don't remember. I hear mostly House music, but he playin' Ghetto Tech right now. I have to find his pluggers to tell you all what he plays. I'm real proud of my daddy ^_^. He gettin popular real quick and I heard him say somethin' about going to London. I don't know, I might have heard wrong. I don't want him to go! He's gone alot doing parties and stuff...hmm...

Enough about my papi doing big, let me talk about somethin' else...

Oh yeah, the story:

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When we last left our heroes, they were discussing an explosion that erupted earlier that day. Following the explosion, Shadow appeared out of nowhere. Where did he come from? Why is he here? I guess we'll find out in this episode of "The POST!" (lol, corny)

Knuckles: Soo...Shadow you know bout that smoke?

Shadow: I told you, no. Go check it out O great protector of the Emeralds.

Knuckles (sarcastically): Funny.

Shadow: Shouldn't you be guarding the Master Emerald anyways? I heard Dr. Robotnik and his - er - phone mistress has it in their possession now. Why Dr. Robotnik hasn't done anything with it yet, amazes me.

Shock steadily appears on Knuckles' face. Oh, crap. I knew the chao were no good at watching it. Tikal talked me into it, grrr...

Knuckles: Uhh...I gotta go to Angel Island to, uh, check something.

With that said, Knuckles dashed out of the door jumped into the air, and flew off toward Angel Island. Damn, I wonder which way it is again...

Shadow (chuckles): Do I know how to clear a room or what?

Sonic: You got that right! Dude, did you fart?

Shadow: I suggest you close your mouth and you won't smell that awful stench we call your breath then.

Amy: Ooh! Burn!

The girls burst into fits of giggles at that remark. Shadow smirked triumphantly at Sonic.

Sonic (through gritted teeth): Good, one Shadow. Careful or you might find my fist meeting your mouth.

Shadow: Ah, ah, ah - temper, temper. Tough words like that may get you shot, my incompetent adversary.

Amy's ears perked up at that threat towards her one-way love. She started to turn red and she hopped to her feet. Intent on defending Sonic from this evil and mysterious character, she proceeded to open her mouth with a full on threat.

Shadow saw Amy on defense mode from the corner of his eye and before Amy could shout, he decided that she needed to shut up.

Shadow: CHAOS CONTROL!

He spun around to face Amy, threw his right hand out in Amy's direction and watched in malicious pleasure as a wave of bright yellow light engulfed the room, blinding every one except him. When the light faded, Amy was a grayish stone color and frozen with her mouth open.

Lisha & Sonic: Damn, that was cold.

Shadow: That should keep her quiet for a while. Oh, don't worry, she's unharmed, just frozen in time.

Tikal: Is he great or what?

Lisha: What chu been smokin'? He ain't great, he's perfect!

Sonic: I don't believe what I'm hearing! Lisha's supposed to think I'M great! Hee hee, 'cause I am.

Shadow spun ever-so smoothly on the heel of his Hover Skate to face Sonic.

Shadow (smirking): So you like the human, hmm? At least this one is smart, she thinks I'm perfect. The first smart human I've met. That's excluding Dr. Robotnik; he's a lunatic.

Sonic (defensively): I don't like her, we just real tight. We're like this.

Sonic crosses his index and his middle finger together to emphasize what he means.

Shadow: Uh-huh and Rouge isn't a - uh - what you call a "lady of the evening".

Sonic: Shut your hole, Shadow. Tell me, WHY are you here?.......


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