Tuesday, February 7, 2006

   And so the story begins...


My cousin calls me up and says hi (he's only in 3rd grade)

so of course im like hi

and then he says that he in a car

im like cool

and then hes like ya i no..... im driving

so then i say: ooo what are ya driving?

he says: a viper

I say: oo how fast are ya going?

he says: pretty fast... 2 cops are chasing me already.

I say: o you better drive faster

he says: I am

then he says: uh oh im a little busy here talk to ian

he gives the phone to ian who is only in 2nd grade
he continues the story saying : Whoah were going like a hundred miles!!!!

and im like:woah

then he says: now there are 20 cops chasing us!!!
i say: omg well u better tell brendan to floor it!

- just then i hear him yell to him and say BRENDAN FLOOR IT!!!!

he shouts at me very exicedly: HE'S FLOORING IT!

I say: can i talk to brenday now

he says: sure

-now he gives the cell to brendan

he says: Michelle?

im like: ya

he says: im still drivin.

and im like: cool what are the police driving?

he says: vipers, but im still goin faster than them.

i say: whoah u must be going pretty fast!

he says: yes, i am, even faster than that old grandma in the ferrari!

im like: woah thats really fast!

he says: yeah, all the police are crying cuz they cant catch me...

i say: wow thats sad......

he said: ok im almost home now..... o crud i smashed into the wall... alright, im safe now.....
i say: thank goodness!

he's like: wait no! theres a peinguin man dancin on my porch!

im like: a penguin man?

he said: yeah! i gotta go kick him off my property! one second....

im like:.... ok...............

he's like: dang it hes not leaving, he keeps dancin!

and im like: u better shoot him

he said: ur right! be right back!

- he puts down the phone and i hear him shout BANG!

he said: he's dead...
and im like: ok........................ well brendan its been nice talkin to ya, but i have to go now... dont let any of the police or penguin mans bother u

he said: ok c ya. and dont worry ill shoot all the peinguinmans out there.


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   Okay, am I pissed!


Yeah! I am suddenly pissed for no reason? No! I have my reasons, and now I'm taking in out on this damn computer! There is this girl in my class (can't do names) but I'll call her Addy. Okay, so at the beginning of the year she comes, makes friends with my bf, along with another girl. 61/2 months into the school year, tada! How much time do I get to spend with my friend? Nada! None! Zero! Every time I try to spend time with her, her new little friends come along and steal her away! Include me? No! It could never be. Sure, just ignore little me, just go along, disclude me from all the fun your having. Jeeze! It's like I'm not even there! And anyone to talk to? Nope! And besides, it's not like anyone would listen, anyhow. God! Look what this situation has put me in! Now I've got to hang out with my false friends, putting me into positions where they acuse, stab, and insult me! I thought I had at least one friend, but no! She's off doing junk also! And so, I sulk alone, getting angrier and angrier by the second. Now, Addy usually goes and insults me openly (my bf (if you can even call her that) sees and hears, but doesn't care and continues to enjoy herself with the others) but today the other girl, who I shall call Drey (Dree) just goes and disses me today, along with multiples from Addy. Yeah, my bf was standing right there, but no, she just goes and hugs the other two, leaving me behind to go somewhere else and do my own stuff. Yeah. Soon I'm afraid I'm not going to be just angry anymore, but burst into tears the next time Addy or Drey says anything to me. Thus, I am avoiding them, therefore avoiding my bf, who used to make everything right. What to do? What to do...


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