Tuesday, February 7, 2006

   And so the story begins...


My cousin calls me up and says hi (he's only in 3rd grade)

so of course im like hi

and then he says that he in a car

im like cool

and then hes like ya i no..... im driving

so then i say: ooo what are ya driving?

he says: a viper

I say: oo how fast are ya going?

he says: pretty fast... 2 cops are chasing me already.

I say: o you better drive faster

he says: I am

then he says: uh oh im a little busy here talk to ian

he gives the phone to ian who is only in 2nd grade
he continues the story saying : Whoah were going like a hundred miles!!!!

and im like:woah

then he says: now there are 20 cops chasing us!!!
i say: omg well u better tell brendan to floor it!

- just then i hear him yell to him and say BRENDAN FLOOR IT!!!!

he shouts at me very exicedly: HE'S FLOORING IT!

I say: can i talk to brenday now

he says: sure

-now he gives the cell to brendan

he says: Michelle?

im like: ya

he says: im still drivin.

and im like: cool what are the police driving?

he says: vipers, but im still goin faster than them.

i say: whoah u must be going pretty fast!

he says: yes, i am, even faster than that old grandma in the ferrari!

im like: woah thats really fast!

he says: yeah, all the police are crying cuz they cant catch me...

i say: wow thats sad......

he said: ok im almost home now..... o crud i smashed into the wall... alright, im safe now.....
i say: thank goodness!

he's like: wait no! theres a peinguin man dancin on my porch!

im like: a penguin man?

he said: yeah! i gotta go kick him off my property! one second....

im like:.... ok...............

he's like: dang it hes not leaving, he keeps dancin!

and im like: u better shoot him

he said: ur right! be right back!

- he puts down the phone and i hear him shout BANG!

he said: he's dead...
and im like: ok........................ well brendan its been nice talkin to ya, but i have to go now... dont let any of the police or penguin mans bother u

he said: ok c ya. and dont worry ill shoot all the peinguinmans out there.