Wednesday, February 11, 2004

   Park Time with Kelly
Wow, I am SO glad that Kelly doesn't have an Otaku account because I can post this without her knowing and killing me. So we had a half day of school today and Kelly and my cousin James came to my house afterward. We got lunch went to my house then walked down the the park by my house. They have the basic stuff: two straight slides, a curvy one, four swings, and two baby-swings. Well, we were standing by the baby-swings and we were looking at them and ended up standing in them (me and kelly stood in the swings, James stood on the ground)... I was looking at the leg holes and said "You know, you could prolly fit into here Kelly, cept your thighs wouldn't fit! I then turned my head to see if a car passing by was my neighbor. It wasn't, and when I turned back to look at Kelly, she was getting INTO the swing saying "I can fit! See?"
Well, Little Miss Kelly got into the swing up to her mid-thighs, just so her butt could be in the swing. She tries to get out. She can't. I'm still standing in my swing while she's sitting there, trying to lift herself out yelling "SHIT! I CAN'T GET OUT! I'M STUCK! SERIOUSLY!" I stood there in my swing laughing hysterically and James went over to see if he could help then started saying to me "GOD! Get out of the swing and come help!" I did. We tried each grabbing one of her feet and pushing her upward, but she kept going back at an angle instead of up. Then she was like "I just need something to stand on, like a box!" Somehow we came to the conclusion that one of us needed to lie down on the ground under Kelly so she could stand on us and get her legs out. So we take James's sweatshirt, turn it in-side-out and I lie down on it, Kelly takes her shoes off so she doesn't get my back all nasty with her muddy shoes (the park was REALLY muddy from the melting snow and ice). So for ten minutes, I'm lying there on the ground with Kelly's feet going up and down my spine and Kelly stuck and James saying "We're gonna have to call the fire department!" and Kelly and I screaming "NO WAY! WE CANNOT CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT TO GET HER UNSTUCK FROM A BABY SWING!!" Then we thought about calling James's (neighbor James) house to see if one of his brothers was home so he could come and just pick her up out of the swing, but we didn't think that they were cuz they hadn't been when we walked to the park.

Kelly's still stuck and my legs are getting SOAKED through my jeans from being on the wet ground. She finally gets her left leg out, but her right one refuses to budge. Great times, huh? James is still going on about calling the fire department, but we won't let him. Kelly finally, after who knows how long gets both legs free and gets out of the swing alive, bruises on her thighs from having the plastic of the swings driving into her them for atleast fifteem minutes. *stops to laugh at Kelly and to sing along to song on radio*

We walk home cuz both me and Kelly have to use the bathroom and I desperately need to change my soaked jeans to find that Jesse WAS home. We really shoulda called him. cept he prolly wouldn't of been able to help cuz he'd be too busy laughing at Kelly. heh. Yea well that's about it. I was laughing SO hard at Kelly, we went through all that and I got soaked and James's sweatshirt got soaked just cuz she HAD to prove that she could fit into a goddamned baby swing.
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