Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Found this on Cathy's Xanga...
You know you're a catholic schoolgirl when...


You have mastered the art of cheating and cramming.

Parents seem to think you are such a great influence on their child.

At one time, you almost liked your uniform. Almost.

You get kicks out of being able to wear your pajamas to school.

You will never, ever, ever dress in plaid once you get out of high school.

By the time you started high school, you figured out how to get in and out of the house without your parents knowing.

It costs you 100 bucks to park in the school parking lot.

Everyone hugs eachother when greeting people.

You're blonde, once were-naturally or not-wish you were, or just act like it.

You rarely shave your legs in the winter, and when you do, you save it for the weekends.

You violate as many dress codes as possible and when you get caught, you pretend that you 'didnt know.'

You conclude that nuns are bitches due to lack of sex.

You have countless obsessions with guys you've never even spoken to and insist on doing numerous drive-bys every night.

At least one of your friends will have thought that she was pregnant by junior year.

You have NO problem joking around about being a lesbian.

You spend many a theology class listening to your teacher preach about the Church's take on premarital sex.

You don't know anyone in your class that hasn't cheated at least once.

You SERIOUSLY dont know how to shut up.

"Remember when's" are your specialty.

You and all of your friends have Maria, Mary, Anne, Elizabeth, Catherine or some form of it, somewhere in your names.

You can out-eat any guy you know.

You spend at least 6 days a week at your school.

You hate your principal and you know where he/she lives.

You've shoplifted sometime before in your life... or broke any law for that matter.

The second school is over you look like you just got out of the "Baby One More Time"video.

You know how to tie a tie, but not on yourself.

You DON'T wear a cross.

In grade school, your Friday nights were spent at a basketball game at school versus "your big rival."

The first time you saw Saturday Night Live, you didn't see what was so funny about the "Mary Catherine Gallagher's" skit.

Your mouth was washed out with soap for saying a dirty word in second grade.

You have sworn that you will never, ever send your kids to catholic school.

You lie a lot.

You drink excessively on the weekend, or whenever you go out.

You don't know the meaning of the words "work" or "study."

No matter how old you get, you will always refer to your REAL friends as your "Catholic girls."

You know every excuse in the book as to why you couldn't do your homework.

PROCRASTINATION is an art!

De-pants-ing is an all school event. lmfao the boys are so gay

"Only the Good Die Young" is a song to live by.

You are a closet whore.

You brought an endless supply of gray, navy, or maroon knee socks to college with you.

They said it was a "recieving line"....but you know that it was the nuns' form of the breathalizer.

Everyone knows everything about everyone else's business!

You know your teachers on a first name basis.

You only have 1 pep rally per school year.

You actually know what a demerit is.

What happends on a Friday night is all around school by Monday morning before first period.

Some of your teachers are in on the student gossip.

You are able to give a detailed description of pretty much everyone in your class.

Wow like 95% of this applies to me! Hahahaha

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