Wednesday, October 18, 2006

'I understand that scissors can beat paper, and i get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock-paper-scissors, I always choose rock. then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, i'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.'

I saw that ^ in Phil's profile and couldn't stop laughing, so I decided to share it with you all.

Yea, junior retreat was awesome. I would describe it, but its complicated and one of those you had to be there things. But yea I met a lot of really cool people in my grade who I'd never talked to before.
But it sucked when I got home and had a million things to make up... especially in AP biology. We have block scheduling, so I have my classes every other day, but AP bio is a 2 credit course, so I have it everyday for 90 minutes, which means I missed about 4 hours of class while on retreat... But I got everything done and none of my grades suffered horribly, so its all good.

Took the PSATs in school today. They were actually really easy. Except the essay. The essays on those things suck ass. We have 6 teachers at our school who are certified SAT essay graders or something like that, so they make us write an essay for the PSAT, and it's the exact same format as the actual new SAT essay... I hate them. 25 minutes to write an essay on such a ridiculously broad topic. Its crap. Just crap. But theres not much I can do about it except hope that its a topic I can think of something to write on.

I'm actually driving on a regular basis now. I've had my learners permit for 3 months, but I hadn't been driving much. Then the other day my mom let me drive the Cadillac as opposed to the Ford Ranger pick up truck I usually drive, and I did alot better driving it, which was unexpected, but pretty cool. So yea, I've been driving the car lately and I can actually back it up. Its quite nice.

Ahhhhh, My sweet 16 is on Friday. And for my party I'm having a bunch of people over and we're gonna go to the park by my house and have a whipped cream fight. It's gonna be great. And then all the girls are gonna spend the night. Whoohoo.

Well I hafta go rewrite an AP bio lab report that's gonna take me a good hour at the least...
Wish me luck
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