Wednesday, March 30, 2005

perverted quiz......i'll try to write a story during school tomorrow......

1. How tall are you? 6'

2. How much do u weigh? a lady never tells

3. Have you ever smoked weed? No

4. Have you ever done heroin? Nope

5. Do you watch porn? nope

6. Have you ever been arrested? Nope

7. Done Rehab? Nope

8. Do you shave? duh.....

9. Would you fuck someone in a cemetery? maybe...*wink wink*

10. Do you ever punch yourself? No

11. Have you ever killed an animal? IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT!!!

12. Are you Irish? YEP!!!!*^^*

13. Who would you punch if you could? ooo...many people........

14. What do you think of hot dogs? they're ok....

15. What’s your favourite song? switch-will smith

16. What is your favourite smell? bacon....

17. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? orange juice!!!

18. Where do you want to be right now? in england

19. Do you do pushups? 25 every morning.....

20. Do you ever fantasize about murder? no...not really.....

21. Are you a virgin? Yes

22. If not when was the last time you had sex? havent

23. THIS QUESTION I CUT OUT MYSELF!!!!

24. Have you ever done ecstasy? No

25. How many people have you had sex with? None

27. Do you shoplift? No

28. What’s the last thing you stole? dont steal, cept maybe cookie from the cookie jar....
29. Do you ski or snowboard? SNOWBOARDING BABY!!!!

30. Do you use hair gel? yeah.....

31. Do you sniff cocaine? No

32. Who is your favourite serial killer? jack the ripper

33. Have you ever been caught mid-hump? what do you think....NOT!!!

34. Have you been shot? nope

35. Have you ever been hospitalized? yep....

36. Do you like painkillers? not really

37. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? no clue

38. Have you ever lubed up your genitals with soy milk? NO!!!!!

39. Do you own a knife? Yea. lots in the kitchen

40. Have you ever bought drugs in the "ghetto" or "hood"? No

41. Do you have A.D.D.? nope

42. Have you ever had a head injury? i got a minor concussion yesterday......

43. How many virgins have you slept with? none......

44. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings? dont have one.....

45... Whens your birthday? november 11th......


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Monday, March 28, 2005

   ello everyone......
well......my life's a drag. i had 4 dayz of spring break..thats coounting saturday and sunday..... sounds like fun huh? in today's story, mari finds that she's gonna......aw screw it... i'll just write it out......


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(note: only once in a rare time are my stories true.....this one is not one of those "true" stories)


mari:*walks into the house with bags...lots of them.......* ummmmm....is anyone home?

~ silence ~

mari:*shrugs* oh well...... B must be out with knives and dj.....

B: mommy!!!!!*hugs mari's leg* watcha got in the bags mommy?

mari: clothes....*winks* dont tell daddy yet......

B: why?

mari: because you might be getting a baby brother or sister......

B:O.O* really?

mari: im going to the doctor today........

B:why not washu?

mari:because washu will tell dj.....

dj:*walks out of kitchen* tell me what.....?

mari: oh..it's nothing......

dj:okies then!!*^^*ooo...*sees the bags* did you bring me dounuts?

mari:actually...i got them for talen..... and you and B......

dj and B:*O.O*

B: mommy? who's talen?

mari: talen is my friend....aren't you talen?

talen:*pops out of mari's shirt* dih.......*nods head* dih......

(talen is a cute little pink puff ball who turns color depending on his mood and his tail looks like a piece of corn that glows when he's happy)

dj, B, and talen: *start eating the dounuts*

mari: well then....im going to the doctor now so byies!!!!*kisses dj; pets talen; and hugs B*

dj:*to B* why's she goin to the doctor?

B: uh un!!!!!*pretends to zip lips and throw the zipper away*

dj:fine...then i'll just eat all the dounuts by myself.....

talen:*turns red(demon form)* hiss.....

dj:*gulp* okies then...here....*hands B a dounut*

~~ at the doctor's office ~~

mari: so am i going to have a baby?

doctor: actually, not just one baby...twins......

mari:WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

doctor: who's the father......?

mari: *demon form* some one who's gonna get their ass kicked!!!

doctor: oh yes, i forgot to mention, you cant be in demon form for over a hour or else you'll lose the babies.....

mari:*turns back to normal* -.-' oh okay then......i'll see you later then......

doctor: ok take care!!!!

~~ back at mari's place ~~

mari: *opens the front door* dj? are you here?*scare voice* i need to tell you something.....

dj:*runs down the stairs* yeah? what is it? is everything ok.....?

mari:*tears*

dj: what? what is it..you can tell me anything......

mari:*looks down* im going to be a mom......

dj:*laughs* ou mean B? well, i already knew that!!!

mari:*looks up at dj with tears in her eyes* no, im going to hve twins........

dj:*oro eyes* WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mari: *runs to her room crying*

dj: shit....... *sees dark hiding in the corner by the cealing* dark....you jackass........

dark: what? i didn't do anything.......well, 'cept that.......who knew......?

dj: i hope diasuke is ready for this.........it's aparrent you already are........

dark: i always wanted to be a dad.......*grins* well...bye *dissappers*
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Thursday, March 24, 2005

*yawns*
im on my first day of spring break and i go back to school on monday......*yawns* and i spent my first day cleaning....i went on a cleaning spree of all things...oh well...yeah, i decided i was brave enough to put up a photo of myself......

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mari:*is slowly waking up*

~ dark is straddled over mari, kissing her chest ~

dark:oh, you're up..... that's good.......*kisses her neck*

mari:how long have i been out?

dark: long enough for me to leave you a little present...*points at her chest*

mari:*has a hickie on her chest* dj aint gonna like that.....

dark:*tries to kiss mari*

mari:no.....i have a boyfriend and if i would report this to the cops it would be considered rape.......

dark: then i guess you wont like the other present you'll get...*pokes her stomach*

mari: no......*passes out*

dark: oh well....*goes back to kissing her chest*

~~ in the park ~~

shaun: mari!!!!! mari!! where are you ?!?!?!?!?

kenshin: *following dark's chi*

shaun: have you found them yet?

kenshin: not yet shaun-san....

shaun: welll...since we dont know if dark's gone crazy or not...*takes out revolver*

kenshin: no...if he has gone insane, i would know....

riku: *spots kenshin and shaun* hey guys!! *waves*

shaun: hello riku-san.....

riku: what are you guys doing?

kenshin:looking for mari.....

riku:huh? what happened?

shaun:we think dark kidnapped her.......

riku: WHA!?!?!? dark would never do that..the only thing he steals is art........

kenshin: welll, he did once refer to mari as "a painting more stunning than the mona lisa".....

riku: oh, well then...that's different.....can i help look?

shaun: sure.....

~~ back at mari's place ~~

knives and miroku:*trying to wake up the dj's* come on dj!!! it's important!!!!

dj:*mummbles* dounuts...where?....my dounuts...*bites miroku's finger*

miroku:AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!*finger spurts blood*

dj:*wakes up* yuck!! that aint dounuts!!!

knives: dj...mari's been kidnapped......

dj:WHA!!!!!!!!

miroku: yeah...kenshin thinks dark's behind it....

dj: i knew that guy was bad news from the start........come on let go help them find her...........

knives: i have to stay here.....

dj:oh, one question...did they look in the st. peter's church?

miroku: i dont know.....

~~ back at the church ~~

dark:*is duc taped to a chair, with wiz for a gag*

mari:*is now fully clothed* sorry wiz but it's all i could think of.....*slaps dark* when you turn back into diasuke i'll forgive you.......

dark:*what he would be saying if he didn't have a gag* what!!!! fine...but you'll never get down....

mari:*can actually understand him* you think? *points at door* i noticed that when you were trying to kiss me..... byies *grins* and if i do have a kid....his name is gonna be sano.......or shaun...or dj...*laughs* i cant make up my mind...well byies!!*waves*

~~ in front of the door of the church ~~

dj, riku, kenshin, and shaun:*looking for mari near the church*

mari:*opens the door of the church humming zippidi doo-dah*

dj:MARI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*gives mari the hug of death* i missed you and when knives told me what happened......

mari: dj....i cant....breath....

dj:oh...*lets go* heh-heh.....

mari:urmmm...dj...i have something to tell you *whispers in his ear* i think im gonna have a kid.....

dj:WHA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!*sways*

mari:*holds him still* yeah.....









In your eyes, people can't seem to see anything
because your eyes are covered up by tears! You
are constantly hurt and depressed... No one
seems to understand how you feel because
everyone is scared to get close to you... You
long to be able to reach out and tell someone
everything, and all of your problems... But you
have no one to tell, or they just don't seem to
want to hear what you have to say. You've been
hurt many times that you don't seem to have any
tears left to shed, or if you do, they're an
endless river flowing... You've started to hide
and bottle up all or your problems and
feelings, hoping that maybe they just will go
away... You want company, but at the same time,
you're scared of it. Your sanctuary is your
room where you can just be alone and try to
throw away all of your aching pains. You're
dark and mysterious and people like you for
that reason. Even if you think you're all by
yourself in the dark, someone is always there
with you. Your special someone wants to admit
and show their feelings towards you, but
they're afraid of how you'll take it. Get out
more and enjoy life because, it is far too long
to frown your way through :)


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Wednesday, March 23, 2005

how does everyone like my update?
i hope everyone likes the new look of my site. i hope to keep it this way for as long as i can stand it(which may be a few months) oh, yeah, here's your story.

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ct:(a friend of mine from school) so, "mari" what do you and your friends do here?

mari: you'll see.....

~~ later ~~

mari:*walking in the park humming "play that funky music"(which just happens to be a marching band song my high school did this year)*

dark:*following mari*

mari:*hears something in the trees* huh? who's there? ct is that you?

~ silence ~

mari: must of just been a squirel or something....

dark:*thinks: nows my chance, i need to grab her when she least expects it.....*

mari:*sits down by the pond* wow....it's so beautiful here...i wish dj was here to see this...

dark:*thinks: NOW!!*

mari: huh?

~ dark busts out of the trees and grabs mari by the waist. with wiz as his wings, he flies to an abandoned church. within the window of the steeple, there's a bed covered in rose petals. dark lays mari on the bed and snaps his fingers. mari's clothes vanish into thin air. with no where to run to and frozen in fear, she faints. ~

dark: *evil laughter echo's off the walls and can be heard all the way to mari's house *

~~ mari's place ~~

everyone but miroku, kenshin, shaun and knives:*completly wasted*

shaun: what the hell is that?

kenshin: i dont know. but some very dirty chi is coming fro m the source.....

knives:*confused* hey, where's mari? she's missin' all the fun....'specially those 4*looks over at all the dj's*

dj's:(which includes the human and mecha's)*drunk as hell singing "hit me baby one more time"*

knives:-.-#

kenshin: didn't mari-san go to the park by herself tonight?

shaun: yeah...she said she was going for a walk and she'd be back by 7....

miroku: well...it's already 11...something must be wrong.....

knives: well, lets wait for everyone to regain soberness and we'll look for her tomorrow....

kenshin: im going to go look tonight.

shaun:yeah, i'll go with ya....

~ leave ~

miroku: *is currently running away from the dj's who are trying to play "pin the tail on miroku"*

knives: *knocks them all unconsious with a baseball bat* time for some rest....*falls asleep*
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Saturday, March 19, 2005

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fox ears came over last night and we stayed up watching anime almost all night!!!!!

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anne: *sitting on couch watching cowboy bebop movie*

mari: *sitting on dj's lap eating popcorn* oooo......*O.O*

dj:wow.....*is staring at faye* shes hot....

mari:*is so into the movie doesn't even notice what dj said(not that it matters)*

anne:oh look!! there's ed!!!! *hugs ed plushie*

mari:*now is looking at dnangel case* ahhhhhh.....*stares at dark*

??: mari?

mari:huh whose there?

diasuke: can you pass the popcorn??

mari: sure....

diasuke: thanks...

mari: ohh diasuke...*hands him pic of risa*

diasuke: damn you mari...*turns into dark...*

dark: huh? great..the runt went to a party.....*sees mari*

mari:*O.O*

dark: hey...

dj:*asleep*

dark:want to get a bite to eat?

mari:*nods*

dark:ok then.....

wiz:*turns into black wings*

~~ at the park ~~

mari: *walking beside dark , petting wiz* awww...he's so cute.......

wiz: *asleep*


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Thursday, March 17, 2005

HAPPY ST PATTY'S DAY!!!!
MARISSA: today is a very special day for several reason...

YOU:why?

MARISSA: you have to read the post baka!!!

YOU: *hit me over the head with base ball bat* im not a baka...

MARISSA:*oro eyes* wha? who are you? whhats my name?

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mari: *has a green tank top on and a short jean skirt* yay!!!*starts to pin up 4 leaf clover streamers everywhere* i love being irish.....

djA: to much green.....*runs out of the room screaming*

djB:*hits mari over the head with a baseball bat*

mari:*is knocked unconsious*

djB: uh-oh....

~~ 3 hours later ~~

djA/B: *trying to wake mari up...*

mari:uhhhh....*rubs head* what happened?

djA/B: oh-no.....dj's gonna kill us...

mari:who are you? better yet....who am i?

djA:*lightbulb* your name is mari... you are part of our harem......and we are the kings of neverland.....

mari:oh...okay then.....

djB: oh no this is really really really bad!!!*runs to go get dj*

~~ 20 minutes later ~~

dj: so let me get this straight...you knocked mari unconsious and now she has amniesia and thinks A is the king of neverland and she is one of his harem girls?

djB:*nods*

dj:HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN!!!!!!!??????!!!!!!!!*runs to go find mari*

~~ back at mari's house ~~

djA: *sitting on a giant pillow... with mari feeding him grapes*

mari:*now wearing lacey light green bra and panties...with hair braided*

djA: i could get used to this.....

dj:*breaks down the door* come on mari...you're going home with me so washu can fix your memory.....

miroku and knives:*following dj, see mari* O.O

knives:*whistles*

miroku:*passes out*

mari:*follows dj*

~~2 hours later ~~

mari:*has memory back* happy st. patty's day dj.....*kisses*

dj:*thinks: who needs to say"kiss me im irish"*
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Sunday, March 13, 2005

it has been a year and a day since i joined the otaku..........
MARISSA: PARTY!!!!!!!

YOU:why....

MARISSA: *points to the title bar* thats why....*throws confetti*

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mari:*is somewhat wasted*

dj:*is hitting the piniata*

~CRACK~

*candy falls out*

mari:*kisses dj*

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MARISSA: the end
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Tuesday, March 8, 2005

T-T
MARISSA: im completely misrable......AND MIROKU IS GONNA GET HIS BUTT KICKED!!!!

YOU: why? you said you liked it...

MARISSA: because i said so!!!

YOU: ok....

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mari:and now we continue our truth or dare!!(mumbles) because i have nothing else to post and im running out of ideas...(clean ones at least)

miroku: truth or dare mari?

mari:dare....AND I AM NOT SITTING IN YOUR LAP AGAIN!!!

miroku: fine..i dare you to sit in dj's lap and do whatever he wants to do to you for the rest of the game...

mari:*^^* okies then....*sits in dj's lap*

dj:......

knives: lucky.....

mari:truth or dare knives?

knives: dare...

mari: i dare you to run to kfc in your boxer and get a packet of ketchup...

knives: ok *does dare*

~~ 10 minutes later ~~

knives:*shivering* heres your ketchsup(i cant spell).. i think some really hot girls saw me...*^^*

kiyone: *hits him*

knives:owwww....truth or dare....sango?

sango: dare.....

knives: i dar you to sit in miroku's lap for the rest of the game and let him do whatever he wants to you.....

sango:-.-'

miroku:*^^*

sango:*does the dare*

miroku:*starts to take of sango's armor* he he he!!!

knives: oh yeah..you cant hit him for doing anything perverted either...

sango:T-T

sango: truth of dare kenshin?

kenshin: dare.....

sango: since i cant hit him...you hit miroku over the head everytime he does something perverted?

kenshin: sure sango-san....

kenshin: truth or dare kaoru-dono?

kaoru: dare...

kenshin: i dare you to kiss sano...

kaoru:-.-'*does the dare*

sano:heh heh... dj..truth or dare?

dj:dare.

sano: i dare you to....umm......um.....eat a whole bottle of mustard....

dj:*does the dare*

dj:naru..truth or dare?

naru:dare..

dj:i dare you to dye you hair red.....

naru:*does the dare*

su:oooo..pretty...

naru:mari...truth or dare?

mari: dare....

naru: i either dare you to lick whipped cream off of dj's cheast or dj to lick whipped cream off yours....your choice...

mari:the second one...*takes off shirt* you do the honor *hands dj bucket of whipped cream*

dj:*puts the whipped cream on*

mari:*smiles*

dj:*starts to lick off the whipped cream*

mari:*giggles* that tickles....

dj: hold still....*gets the last of it out of mari's cleavage* there...

mari:*^#^*

dj:*licks lips*

knives and miroku:*=.=*

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Monday, March 7, 2005

hilo everyone.........
MARISSA: *hic* hilo everybody...*hic* must not pass out..*hic* must write story..*passes out*

YOU: ok then....*back away slowly..*

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mari:*wearing short skirt, low cut sweater, and is in kat demon form...* ahahahahahahahahaha!!!!*points at knives..* truth or dare miroku?

miroku:dare...

mari:i dare you to eat whatever i put in the blender....

miroku: O.O

mari:*puts peanut butter, celery, rice pudding, and prunes into the blender..* there you go...

miroku: *does the dare, face turns green* bye!!*runs into the bathroom*

knives:ok...it's my turn...truth or dare naru?

naru: truth...

knives: what are your true feelings for keitaro?

naru:THAT PERV?

knives: ok..that sums that up...

naru: knives..truth or dare?

knives: dare...

naru: hmm.....i know!! i dare you to put ice down your boxers!!

knives:* does the dare* so..cold...

knives: truth or dare....mari!

mari:dare...

knives: i dare you to sit in miroku's lap and do whatever he wants to you for the rest of the game....

mari:-.-' some how i knew this was coming.....*sits in miroku's lap..*

miroku:*O.O*

knives: you heard it..you can do whatever you want miroku...

miroku:*^^*

mari:truth or dare keitaro?

keitaro: truth...

mari: how many times in the last week have you peeped on the girls at hinta house?

keitaro: ummmm.....twice...

naru: i remember differently...

keitaro: truth or dare, shaun?

shaun:(aka:gundum01) dare...

keitaro: i dare you to strip in front of naru or mari....

shaun: *^#^* urmmm...can everyone leave the room cept mari?

everyone but mari and shaun:*run out of the room*

~~ 5 minutes later ~~

mari:*O.O*

shaun:*blushing like crazy*

everyone else:*in the room again*

shaun: dj..truth or dare?

(note: dj has just gotten here and does not know about the dare)

dj:*glaring at miroku, who now has mari's shirt off and is groping mari in more than one place* truth...

shaun: are you jelous of miroku right now?

dj: maybe....

mari:*looks like she's enjoying it a tiny minicule bit*

dj: truth of dare mari?

mari: dare....

dj: i dare you to drink 2 bottles of vodka straight.......


~~ 2 minutes later ~~

everyone:* O.o*starng at mari and miroku*

mari:*hic* truth or *hic* dare... umm....*hic* inuyasha...

inuyasha: dare...

mari: i *hic* dare you to *hic* put on a bunny suit and run around the room yelling "fuzzy* hic* bunny!!"

inuyasha: *does the dare*

everyone:*lmao*

inuyasha:*-#-* ok...kate...truth or dare?

kate:(aka: taleybo) urmm.....truth..

inuyasha: ummm........how annoying do you think mari is?

kate: preatty annoying at times but shes a great friend!!!!

inuyasha:-.-'

kate: truth or dare naru-san?

naru: dare...

kate: *^^* i dare you sit in kei-san's lap and let him do what ever he wants to do to you.... for the rest of the game...

naru:ok...*does the dare*

keitaro:*blushing like crazy*

mari: HA HA !!!! you have to sit in perv's lap!!!

naru and keitaro: *glare*

mari:eep!!!*hides behind miroku*

miroku:*throughly enjoying himself*

mari:*hic* dj?

dj:yeah mari?

mari:*passes out*
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Sunday, March 6, 2005

i have yahoo mesenger now!!! ~yay~......*falls over*

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mari:now...where could i have put it?

kenshin: put what mari-san?

mari:my swim suit.....naru invited me over to hinta house for some kind of party and told me to bring it......

kenshin: ummmm....mari-san?

mari:yeah?

kenshin: knives kinda came in here while you were gone and told me he was getting it for you and he took that whole drawer....*points to mari's closet*

mari:*turns red* that....little.........*turns back to normal* i'll be back reallll soon.....

~~ in knives's room ~~

knives and miroku:*have the ~contents~ of the drawer spread all over knives's bed and are being very horny little boyz*

mari:*knocks down door* you.....little......*eyes glow purple* BAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

miroku:*hides under the bed*

knives:*teleports out of the room*

mari:*passes out*

miroku:*eyes get huge*

sano:*standing in the corner of the room* dont even think about it .....







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