Friday, March 4, 2005

i have a name house mate!!!!
MARISSA: may i present to you who my new house mate is?!?!?!

YOU: why should i care?

MARISSA:*grows a big head and face turns red* BECAUSE I SAID SOO!!

YOU:ok ok.....chill

MARISSA:*back to normal* my new housemate iss.........

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mari:hello? is anyone home?

???: oh hello mari-dono....let this one help you with those bags......

mari: shouldn't you be with kaoru-san and yahiko-chan?

???: no....kaoru-dono chased me away...... can this one stay here for a while?

(if you haven't figured out who my new housemate is kenshin-dono..)

mari:sure. you can have either my room or the guest room...take your pick...

kenshin: if it would be alright this one would like to stay in your room...*^#^*

mari: yeah you can have my room...no problem...just whatever you do. do not let miroku in there.....the little pervert tries to steal my clothes...

kenshin: do not worry mari-san..he wont get in...

mari:thank you!!*hugs* i got to run..bye!

kenshin:bye mari-san....

~~~ 30 minutes later ~~~

mari:*is back with 25 bottles of sake* party !!!!!!!

kenshin: O.O what are you gonna do with all that?

mari:have a party of corse...you're invited too.*goes into the kitchen*

kenshin: mari-san...can i invite kaoru-san?

mari:sure..invite yahiko too...

kenshin:ok...i'll be back very soon.....

mari:just use the phone....*hits head* damn..i forgot....i'll give you a ride then.....*grabs jaket*lets go...

kenshin:O.o

mari: come on!!!
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   hi guyz. im at school so this will be a very short post. im doing a research paper on the meiji and edo periods in japan( yes the period of time when ruroni kenshin takes place) well... i have to go before i get caught!!*hugs dj and shaun* thanks for coming to my rescue! bye guyz!
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Wednesday, March 2, 2005

   my life; i take it one boring day by day......
hi guyz. im sooooo sorry i haven't been on in a week!! my mom unplugged almost anything that uses electricity. kinda stupid huh? well, im at my dad's this weekend so thats one good thing right? well anywho heres your story for today(i'll try to make it a long one)

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shuan:(aka gundum01) *is looking for mari* marii!!!!

dj:your not gonna find her....she left. according to miroku, she ran away.......

shaun:WHAT!?!?!?!?!

dj: yeah, she ran away.

shaun: we have to go find her then!!!! what's your name?

dj: my name is dj...

shaun: well, im shaun.....lets go find her....

~~ 2 hours later ~~

shaun: where could she be? im miean we look everywhere!! it's to cod for the beach and not cold enough for the ice rink....

dj:theres one place we haven't looked...

shaun:wheres that?

dj:the giant tree in the park....mari said when she was little her friends and her carved a huge "cave" big enough for a couple kids.....

~~ at the tree ~~

mari:*wraped up in a blanket and sleeping bag sittin next to someone* soo....what have you been up to since you moved?

mari's friend: not much, school...skateboarding, watching out for cory and the dogs..... you?

mari: same as you ,cept the dogs and cory. oh, you remember that time you pushed me into the creek?

mf: yeah that was funny....you threw moss at me..member when you burried me in the sand at the beach? you sat on me for 2 hours and read your book...

mari:oh yeah!!!!*laughs* i forgot about that!!

mf:and that one time you and me tried to act out alladin after we saw it about 17 times?

mari: yeah, you were alladin and i was jasmine....and the end where we kissed....that was nasty......

mf:i was 4 what did you expect?

mari:prince charming....

mf: lets see if we remember anything from when we did that!!

mari:oh yeah!! i forgot..this is the same spot we played that wasn't it?

mf:yep...* starts acting out last few scenes of alladin*

mari:*is acting* daddy, i choose him...

mf:*picks mari up and spins her like they do in the movie*

mari and mf:*kiss*

mari:*laughs* you still give wet kisses...!

mf:i wasn't trying!!*kisses her again*

mari:thats how i thought it would be when i was 4....

mf:*tries to start to make out with mari*

mari:no....i have a boyfriend.....
no!!*pushes him away*

mf: you know....we never did break up.....i moved away before we could.....*grins*

mari: no.

*dj and shaun are now by the tree and are looking in a peephole carved into the side*

mf:*tres to make out with her again*

mari: no...

mf:fine then...*pushes her down*

mari:*is starting to cry*

shaun: *goes inside and punches mari's friend* leave her alone you bastard!!

dj:*gets mari out of the tree* come on..it'll be ok...lets get you home.....*picks her up*

shaun:*still beating the crap out of mari's friend*

dj:come on shaun..we got to get mari home...

mari:*is sleeping with a tear streaked face*

(note: this is not a really story........seriously)


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Wednesday, February 23, 2005

   should i dye my hair?
im confused right now.....im deciding wehter to color my hair or not...oh well. my problem not your guyz's.... oh and heres your story for the day.......

miroku:*standing behind mari in his 'perfect groping position'*
mari:dont even think about it*hits the shock collar button*

miroku: oh shit....*gets electrified* ouch....*falls on his back*

mari:*is now standing over him* have you learned your lesson?

miroku:*has a perfect view of mari's clevage*hmmm....*grins* nope........

mari:*shocks him again* now?

miroku:*breathes out smoke* yes ma'm......*passes out*

knives:*has been watching the whole thing* O.O *gulps*

~~ later that night ~~

miroku:*is fully recovered*

mari:*almost wasted, with big bottle of sake, halfway sitting in dj's and kenshin's laps*

kenshin:*wasted, enjoying himself*

dj:*not wasted at all enjoying himself*

mari:*has a bikini top and a very very short skirt on*

knives:*sitting behind dj and kenshin...trying to untie mari's bikini top.....*

miroku:*sitting in front of mari*

(note:for once neither miroku of knives are wasted)

kenshin:*passes out, head falls on mari's chest*

mari:*passes out, head lands in knives's lap*

dj:(lets just say he gets really mad when knives and miroku confess)








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Sunday, February 20, 2005

   so.........bored.........
miroku: *hiding in mari's closet once again...* im gonna get a good show this time!!

knives: *walks in with the mari clone* heh heh.....*starts to strip the clone* this will be fun.......

clone:*(looks like mari, sounds like mari, acts like mari) lets knives do whatever he wants*

miroku:*comes bursting out of the closet* HEY!!! what are you doing, knives!! dj is gonna kill you!

knives: no he wont....what he dont know wont hurt him......

miroku:3 way?

knives: why not?

real mari:*standing outside the door* you two having fun?

knives and miroku: *O.O*

miroku: WHAT THE HELL......

mari:one word: clone.....have fun..........*walks away*

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Answer how ever you want!
Anime Name?	nekomira
Age?	17
Height?	5' 11"
Hair?	long, straight, and dark brown w/ red highlights
Eyes?	purple
Sex?	female
Personality?	energetic, seductive
Regular Clothing?	mini skirt, and halter top
Where would you live?	hinta house
Weapons?	katanas
Companions?	5 hot guyz
Freaky Pet?	muse (1/2 fox , 1/2 cat)
Special markings?	a cresent shaped birthmark on the left shoulder blade
Weird Clothing?	pin stripe suit
Time Period?	2005
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Special Powers?	techno wiz/ kat demon/ability to adjust breast size at will
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Saturday, February 19, 2005

   hiyas every one!!!!
i missed you all! but now im back for a bit...this is what happens when you clean the living room and shamppo the carpets and ect...well lets put it this way..i was really good so i have special privigles for a while!!!

anywho! heres your post!

Due to misunderstanding that develop when Easterners and Californians enter a Midwest
state (Ohio, Nebraska, Kansas, Iowa, Michigan, Missouri, Minnesota, both Dakotas, Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky), Tourism Councils have adopted a set of information guidelines. To help outsiders understand the Midwest, the following list will be handed
to each driver entering the state.

1. You see that farm boy standin' next to the feed bin? He's done more work before breakfast than you do all week at the fitness club.

2. It's a gravel road. No matter how slow you drive, you will get dust on your Navigator. I have 4WD (four-wheel drive) cause I need it. Drive it or get out of the way.

3. We started hunting and fishing at the age of seven. Yeah, we saw Bambi. We got over it.

4. Go on. Bring your $600 Orvis Fly Rod. I don't care if you come cryin' to me cause a flathead catfish breaks it off at the handle. There's a name for those little trout ya fish for...bait.

5. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot.

6. If your cell phone rings when a bunch of mallards are making their final approach, it will be shot. You better be prayin' that thing's not up to your ear.

7. There is no "Vegetarian Special" on the menu. Order steak, and make it rare. Or if you want, you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the two pounds of ham and turkey.

8. You can bring Coke in my house...but it will be brown, wet, and served over ice.

9. So what if you have a $60,000 sports car you drive on weekends. I'm real impressed. I have $250,000 combines I use two weeks a year.

10. Let's get this straight. There is one stoplight in town. We stop when it's red. If we feel like it, we may even stop when it's yellow.

11. Our women hunt, fish, and drive trucks/motorcycles cause they want to. Oh...you're a feminist, eh? Isn't that cute.

12. Yeah, we eat catfish. Carp too - and turtle. Still want sushi and caviar? You can buy it...at the bait shop.

13. The Opener refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday. You can get breakfast at the church.

14. So what if every person in every pickup waves? It's called being friendly.

15. Yeah, we got golf courses. Just don't hit the ball into the water hazard. Scares the fish.

16. That officer that just pulled ya over for driving like an idiot...his name's "Sir" (or "Ma'am" if it's a girl), no matter how old he/she is.

Enjoy your visit!
(sorry dj i just had to use this! im in iowa ya know!)
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Wednesday, February 16, 2005

sorry guys, this is gonna be a short one......
mari:*sneaks up behind miroku and puts a rosary around his neck.....* bark.........

miroku:*barks like a dog* what the hell!!!

mari:bark!!

miroku:*barks*

mari: good boy.....

~~ 20 minutes later ~~

mari:*puts a shock collar around miroku's neck* this is gonna be fun.....*pushes the button on the remote*

miroku:yipes!!!!!

mari:*starts laughing hysatrically*

miroku:*chases her*
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Wednesday, February 9, 2005

sorry if you guyz think im really mean to my mom(see last post) but i was really mad at her and she was mad at me! and sadly we will never know what happened after dj's date with mari for one simple reason..........i wrote the story down and my mom put it through the shredder how dare she!
but i will come up with a story for today and ways!

knives:*looking through the key hole in mair's door, throughly enjoying himself*

mari:*is trying on different outfits to wear to the valetines dance* ummmmmm.....THIS ONE!!!

knives:*drags miroku over and shows him*

miroku:*extremely happy*

mari:*is in a strapless bunny suit(ears and all)* nah.....

miroku and knives:*extremely dissapointed*

mari:ooooooooo....what about this?*puts on a light pink hater top and hot pink pants* this is a winner!!!i wonder where miroku and knives are?

knives:*thinks to dj:you have to get over here...*

dj:*why?*

knives:*mari is trying on outfits to wear to the dance*

mari:*puts some kitty ears on* puuuurrrr-fect!!!

miroku:*drooling*

knives:*you better get over here quick better yet...(teleports to dj and teleports dj to mari's)there look for your self!*

dj:*takes a look*

knives:*is now staring*

mari:*is calling dj's cell phone*

cell phone:*rings right outside mari's door*

mari:*opens door* how long have you all been there?

dj:2 minutes

miroku: 7 minutes

knives: the whole time....

mari: you know, this outfit my just look good but*extendable claws pop out* it hurts too....*evil grin*


dj:*looks very scared*

mari:not you dj,them!!!

knives and miroku:*run for their lives*

dj:can i come in?

mari: sure,*grins* why not?

~~ 2 hours later ~~

mari:*shirt off, asleep,laying next to dj*

dj:*shirt off, half asleep, trying to pull mari closer*

mari:*mutters* ga sukida....


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Sunday, February 6, 2005

mari:*has a pink coat on over a purple sweater* come on dj! were gonna miss the train!

dj:*is struggling frnatically to get coat on* ok, just a sec, just exactly are we doing?

mari:*grins and giggles* you'll see....

~~ 2 train stops later ~~

dj:*blindfolded, with mari helping him out of the train* where are we?

mari::you'll see...

~~ 10 minutes later ~~

mari and dj:*in the park by the ice rink*

mari: were here now*takes off dj's blindfold*come on! *runs to the ice rink*

dj:wait up!!!! *runs after her*

mari:*sitting on bench putting skates on*

dj:*looks confused*why are we here?

mari:remember? you told me for valintines day you wanted a date, a kiss, a hug, and some thing else*grins*

dj:but its a week before valatines day!

mari:i know....but..urmmmm....

dj:what is it?

mari: i might not be here valantines day....... or able to do somthing with you..... so i figured we just go on a date andhave some fun just in case.....that and no one's here.....on valantines day its packed.......

dj::oh, well then........*kisses mari*

mari and dj:*make out for a very long time and get on the ice *




MARISSA:sorry guys i cant finish this post cause my evil mother is making me get off for something i didnt even do.....if you guys want to yell at her her email is curvs@hotmail.com

GIVE HER HELL!!!
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Thursday, February 3, 2005

IM CURED!!!! but i have a lot of homework to do*T-T*
mari:*is on comp, typin a paper*

inuyasha and knives:*sneak up behind her*

mari:*falls asleep on the keyboard*zzzzzzzz.......

knives: you think we should wake her up?

inuyasha: not just yet.....*gets out a water baloon* 5,4,3,2,1....*drops it* RUN!

mari:*water baloon bounces off her head* hmmm....? oh, crud!! *types really fast*

~~ 10 minutes later ~~

mari:there...all done...

inuyasha: i never knew someone could type a ten page paper in less than 20 minutes......O.O

knives:*is dizzy from watching mari type* so many buttons......*falls over*

mari:who wants to celebrate?!?

inuyasha and knives:*raise their hands*

mari:ok then....*gets out 6 bottles of sake* party time....

knives: let me just apoligize now for anything perverted i do while i am drunk.......

inuyasha: *blushes* ditto....

mari: i promise you guys that no matter what you do , i'll forgive you.........

~~ 2 hours later ~~

mari:*has her shirt off and is passed out*

knives:*passed out,has shirt off, and head in mari's lap*

inuyasha:*is passed out with head on mari's chest*(~.^)

dj:*walks in the door with more sake and vodka* i knew it was a good idea to resupply today....*sees knives and inuyasha* what the...!! *calms down* oh well, they'll get their butts kicked in the morning....




your guy is gothic! this is totally not a bad
thing. he knows his boundaries, and he knows
that if he cross the line he will be in BIG
trouble. But he is also experienced, which can
be good if are ready to take your relationship
to the next level. keep this guy near and dear
to you!


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