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Saturday, February 19, 2005
hiyas every one!!!!
i missed you all! but now im back for a bit...this is what happens when you clean the living room and shamppo the carpets and ect...well lets put it this way..i was really good so i have special privigles for a while!!!
anywho! heres your post!
Due to misunderstanding that develop when Easterners and Californians enter a Midwest
state (Ohio, Nebraska, Kansas, Iowa, Michigan, Missouri, Minnesota, both Dakotas, Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky), Tourism Councils have adopted a set of information guidelines. To help outsiders understand the Midwest, the following list will be handed
to each driver entering the state.
1. You see that farm boy standin' next to the feed bin? He's done more work before breakfast than you do all week at the fitness club.
2. It's a gravel road. No matter how slow you drive, you will get dust on your Navigator. I have 4WD (four-wheel drive) cause I need it. Drive it or get out of the way.
3. We started hunting and fishing at the age of seven. Yeah, we saw Bambi. We got over it.
4. Go on. Bring your $600 Orvis Fly Rod. I don't care if you come cryin' to me cause a flathead catfish breaks it off at the handle. There's a name for those little trout ya fish for...bait.
5. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot.
6. If your cell phone rings when a bunch of mallards are making their final approach, it will be shot. You better be prayin' that thing's not up to your ear.
7. There is no "Vegetarian Special" on the menu. Order steak, and make it rare. Or if you want, you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the two pounds of ham and turkey.
8. You can bring Coke in my house...but it will be brown, wet, and served over ice.
9. So what if you have a $60,000 sports car you drive on weekends. I'm real impressed. I have $250,000 combines I use two weeks a year.
10. Let's get this straight. There is one stoplight in town. We stop when it's red. If we feel like it, we may even stop when it's yellow.
11. Our women hunt, fish, and drive trucks/motorcycles cause they want to. Oh...you're a feminist, eh? Isn't that cute.
12. Yeah, we eat catfish. Carp too - and turtle. Still want sushi and caviar? You can buy it...at the bait shop.
13. The Opener refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday. You can get breakfast at the church.
14. So what if every person in every pickup waves? It's called being friendly.
15. Yeah, we got golf courses. Just don't hit the ball into the water hazard. Scares the fish.
16. That officer that just pulled ya over for driving like an idiot...his name's "Sir" (or "Ma'am" if it's a girl), no matter how old he/she is.
Enjoy your visit!
(sorry dj i just had to use this! im in iowa ya know!)
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