Wednesday, May 18, 2005

   i got the same one dj did!!!!

Your Seduction Style: The Natural

You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen. Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people. You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find! People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast.

What Is Your Seduction Style?

'in recent days......'

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(ok. heres what has been going on in the little anime world i call life)

sunday night: mari had an emotional breakdown and confessed to knives that she didn't want to be pregnant.

monday: knives and mari ask washu if there would be any possible way to remove the twins and artifically produce them.

tuesday: washu (sorry dj) performs surgery on mari and removes the twins and uses new technology to 'grow' them artifically

today:

dj: *walks into mari's house* MARI!!!

miroku: you just missed them. knives and mari just went on a walk.

dj: shit....

~ meanwhile ~

knives:*pokes mari's stomache* i just dont understand why, mari?

mari: *looks down* i dont know. i just woke up one morning and couldn't stand it anymore. i thought it would be...i dont know, fun.....

knives: i think i understand......

mari:*starts crying* i- i was just so...misrable......

knives:*sits her down on a park bench and sits next to her* it's gonna be alright.......*hugs her* it'll be alright......

mari:*keeps crying*

knives: come on, lets go home.

mari:*gets up*

knives: *smiles* i know how to make you laugh..*picks her up and throws her over his shoulder* lets spend a night away from the house, just you and me.....

mari: what about B?

knives: give me your mobile...

mari:*hands it to him* who are you gonna call?

knives:*dials mari's home phone #* miroku? hey this is knives. will you babysit B for me and mari tonight? huh? no, you cannot have 'a friend' over.....no, absolutly not!!!!ok...bye....*hangs up* well, miroku will watch B if we want to go somewhere tonight....

dj:*running down the sidewalk* MARI!!!!!!!!!!!......MARI!!!!!!!*catches up to them* heh..heh..heh....hey guys...

mari: 'ello dj......

knives: geez.....not one minute alone with her.......

dj: what are you two up to?

mari: nothin..... we were just gonna go out for the night, maybe hit some clubs. you wanna come wiht?

knives: not-one-minute-alone......

dj:*gives knives a dirty look*

knives: what?!? she's my wife!!

dj: yes, that is true...but she's my girlfriend and i have known her longer than you have....

mari: come on!! if we're gonna get to the clubs, i need to go home real quick and change!! *starts running up the path*

dj and knives: *watch her run*O.O

dj: that never gets old.....

knives: *whistles*

~~ 10 minutes later ~~

mari: *comes out of her room wearing an orange halter top and a super short jean skirt(with bikini underneathe it)*

knives, dj, miroku, and vash(where'd he come from?):*stare*

knives:*thinks: must resist urge to grab......*

dj: *starts daydreaming*

miroku: *is staring at mari's chest*

vash:* grabs mari's boobs and ass, then passes out* im in heaven....*lands face first in mari's clevage*

mari: eep!!!*pushes vash away, blushes* lets go party!!!!!

~~ at the club ~~

mari:* is extremely tipsy and jumps up on the bar and starts dancing with the girls*

knives:TAKE SOME OFF! TAKE SOME OFF!!!!

dj:*hits him*

knives: owww....what was that for??!?!?!?!?

dj:*is thinking extemly dirty thoughts*

mari: *jumps down off the bar*

dj:*catches her*

mari: you guys wanna go home? its getting crowded in here!!

knives:*watching the strippers*

mari: should we get him?

dj: naw... leave him....

mari and dj:*walk outside*

mari: lets see...i dont want to go to another club, but, i dont want to go home either.....*grins* you wanna go somewhere?

dj:umm.....sure.

~~ 5 minutes and a cab ride later ~~

mari and dj:*at the beach*

dj: what are we gonna do here?

mari: you'll see.....*starts taking off clothes to reveal her swim suit* you comin'?

dj:huh?

mari:*jumps into the water*

dj:*takes off everything but boxer's and jumps in after her*

mari: brrr....its freezing!!!

dj: well no dip!!

mari:*swims under him and pulls him under*

dj:*swims up to the top*

~~ the next morning ~~

dj and mari:*at mari's house in mari's bed*

mari:*wakes up and see's dj* EEP!!

dj:*wakes up and see's mari*
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