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Birthday
1989-11-11
Gender
Female
Location
Iowa
Member Since
2004-03-12
Occupation
Pharmacy Technician
Real Name
Marissa
Personal
Achievements
So many
Anime Fan Since
pokemon came out
Favorite Anime
a random mix
Goals
to complete all my goals
Hobbies
photography, reading, drawing, i love to sing and listen to music
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Tuesday, November 1, 2005
mari and knives:*sleeping on the couch*
corey:*walks in* aww...howcute!
dj:*coming down the stairs* who are you?
corey: oh, hi! im corey, im a friend of marissa's.
dj: oh...*thinks: well i know her name and that she's mari's friend, but what the heck is she doing here?* i guess you're looking for mari, right?
corey: who?
dj: mari..you know, tall, reddish brown hair...
corey: oh, marissa! yeah...
dj: that's her on the couch...
corey*looks over at mari and knives asleep on the couch*
knives:*has an arm around mari's waist*
corey:*looks confused* but i thought she was going out w/ jake.
dj: ok, let me explain this: mari, or marissa, in the 'real' world has 2 boyfriends, jake and myself. but, like many otakus, she has an alternate reality in her mind, in which, on top of having 2 boyfriends, she is also married to knives, who is also my split personality. mari and knives got married after knives got mari pregnant. he also had to divorse the woman he was married to. in other words, there's a lot of love triangles going on...
corey*half asleep* huh?
dj: nevermind...
corey: wait, so it's like this: marissa is going out with 2 boys, one locally and one over the internet, AND she's married to an anime character
dj: yep
corey: wow...
vash:*pops up in front of corey* ello!
corey:*screams*
vash: sorry, i didn't mean to give you a heartattack!*smiles*
corey: it's ok...
vash: so whats your name?
dj: her name is corey and quit flirting w/ her, you have no chance...
corey:*blushes*
vash:*gives dj the death glare*
mari:*wakes up* nhh...*sits up* oh, hi corey...
corey:*waves*
mari: i hope none of the pervs i live with have been bugging you...
corey: who's that?*points at vash*
vash:*blushes*
mari: that's vash, a class a perv...
corey: oh...
-that night-
vash and corey:*making out*
mari:*passed out in jake's lap*
jake:*watching tv*
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