Birthday 1990-08-08 Gender
Male Location Sitting in front of a computer Member Since 2005-03-08 Occupation student Real Name Eddie
Personal
Achievements Making such great friends that i love and care about.........*98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't copy & paste this into your profile.* Anime Fan Since ever Favorite Anime Tales of Symphonia, Inu-yasha, Mew mew power, One piece, Get Backers, Love Hina, Fire Emblem.... just about any.... Goals To meet all my friends on myotaku and to become a great poet Hobbies squash, TV, video games, ANIME ^_^ Talents Poetry, making great friends... i dunno...
myOtaku.com: Lloyd Irving4
Welcome to my site archives. 10 posts are listed per page.
Questions i would like 2 have answered
1. Why is the symbol of love a rose if a rose always dies?
2. Why is it the symbol of love if sometimes it never grows?
3. Why is it the symbol of love if you can't touch it because of its thorns?
4. Why is it that my rose never grows?
Zelos' past
That horrid day at Meltokio
Is something I wish for you to know
A memory that I hate to go
When what started to fall was red snow
I may be Zelos but I’m not talking about porn
It’s something I hope not to morn
When my mother made my heart torn
She said to me “you should have never been born”
The attack was actually meant for me
Which my mother could have been alive and free
It was Seles’ mum who killed mummy
But if it weren’t for mum I wouldn’t be
I’m not burnt or scarred or frozen
Or have been killed by a nasty poison
A title that will never loosen
The title that is the chosen
People who remind me of ToS characters
Me = Lloyd
Carissa Lucas = Colette (but i dont want her 2 die)
Ben Mcdonald = Zelos
Chris Robertson = Genis
but these ppl r more modern Comments (3) |
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Zelos
God dammit, there is sum1 at my skool who is exactly like Zelos,
he flirts with girls without respect,
hes not 2 trusting, he even has a half sister who is younger than him,
maybe he'll be the next chosen wen hes Zelos' age Comments (2) |
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Thursday, May 12, 2005
Martels revenge
Martel: UGH!! thats it, im going 2 send all of these stupid colettes back 2 the world, alrite all u Colettes listen up, u r after this girl, her name Presea, hunt her down and kill her, then ill deal with everything from there, got it, good
Meanwhile, at Lloyds house
Lloyd: Yah!! Ugh!! that was a good swing Presea
Presea: ur not bad urself Lloyd
Lloyd: yeh ur pretty good 4 an old woman
Presea: YARH!!! Im only 28
Lloyd: alrite i give i give
Presea: good
Raine: Lloyd do u hear that???
Lloyd: Ahhhh Sylvarantquake (there is no earth remember)
Presea: look outside, its a stampede of..... Colettes???
Colettes: presea must die
Raine: Presea, they must be after u from killing all of them, be careful
Presea: Pff theyre just Colettes
Colettes: Kill
Presea: AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Back at Heaven
Martel: well well Presea, looks like u finally can stop killing all the Colettes
Presea: take another look, it looks like ur team of dimwits r destroying the place
Martel: WHAT!!??? i didnt tell them 2 do that!!! STOP ALL U COLETTES!!! STOP!!!!! right, UGH!! I cant believe im doing this, but Presea, Ill have 2 send u back down to kill them all, can u do it?????
Presea: i dunno, if u promise 2 keep me down there, besides, y didnt u just send them 2 hell
Martel: BECAUSE ITS AlREADY FULL OF COLETTES!!!
Presea: alright, ill go kill them
Martel: right back down u go
Presea: ok all u dimwitted idiots, time 4 some pain!!!
Colettes: MUST KILL PRESEA!!!
Presea: not 2day, *starts spinning and continues 2 do it until all the colettes r dead*
Lloyd: Yay the Colettes r dead
Presea: no theres 1 more!! DIE!!!
Martel: im sry but Heaven is full of Colettes, there is no more room in the colette space, so thats all 4 killing Colette, u will be stuck with Colette 4 the rest of ur lives
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!! Comments (2) |
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Wednesday, May 11, 2005
Colette grows intelligence
Presea: hey Sheena, do u think i should poor this acid down Colettes back
Sheena: Teehee, i dare u 2
Colette: Wah what happened, Presea y did u poor Nitric acid down my vertabrae
Presea: Sheena, im scared, did colette just say sumthing, SMART???
Sheena: oh my god she did, Colette, what is 365x675
Colette: 246375
Sheena: Presea is that right???
Presea: YES!!!
Sheena: RAINE RAINE!!! WE MADE COLETTE SMART!!!
Raine: Sheena don't be silly
Presea: no Raine we r telling the truth
Raine: Presea it is impossible 4 sum1 like Colette 2 be smart
Presea: NO LISTEN!!! Colette what is 78x56
Colette: 4368
Raine: oh my god, Colette, u R smart
Presea: I told u
Raine: how did u do that???
Presea: We poured this down her back
Raine: But thats nitric acid
Presea: We could make millions!!!
Sheena: Alright lets tell the newspapers
Paperboy: Extra Extra read all about it, stupid dum chosen is actually smart
Newscaster: We would like 2 put u on a TV show called "THE IMPOSSIBLE" do u think u could cope
Colette: Why yes i could, I would love to be on that television show
Sheena: we will make millions
Newscaster: now all u have 2 do is answer a few questions on the show and u will get much money
At the TV show production
Host: we have a special guest tonight, its the 1 the only intelligent Colette!!!!
Sheena: well presea, u R a genius
Presea: i no!!!
Host: So Colette, wat is 56x89??
Colette: Y thats an ea..... um, wat??
Host: 56x89!!
Colette: could u use it in a sentence??
Host: its a MATH equasion
Colette: oh umm 24??
Host: no that is way off, well i guess she was never intelligent, u have wasted my time, get outta my site
Presea: UGH!!! COLETTE ILL KILL U!!!!! again.....
Martel: Ugh thats it!!!
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The great reunion
Sheena: Oh, so this is wat it comes 2, well may the best girl win.
Colette: So we r all after Lloyd, hmmm, i dont wanna fight against my friends.
Presea: Fine, we will just eliminate u from the competition
Sheena: *ignores Colettes death* but Presea he's also rejected u, uve reached full age, ur the look of 28 now
Presea: ur right u should have him
Sheena: so ur ok with it??
Presea: yes i have sum1 else in mind anyway
Sheena: But Genis is 2 young 4 u
Presea: Not Genis, ull see
At Lloyds house
Sheena: Ummm... Lloyd could i talk 2 u 4 a bit???
Llloyd: sure wat do u want??
Sheena: well i really like u and....
Lloyd: OOOOOOHH!!! i no where ur heading, sheena i have feelings 4 u 2, and its bin about a year and i no im young but wateva im still old enough, and i no u enough alredy, so, Sheena..... will u marry me??
Sheena: OF COURSE, YAY!!!!!
Lloyd: REALLY I THOUGHT U WOULDNT, IM SO HAPPY
Sheena: ME 2!!!
Meanwhile at Regals
Regal: Yes what is it Presea???
Presea: umm... hi Regal, ur probably still getting over alicia, but im sure she would of wanted me 2 make u as happy as she did, so i was wondering if u would, yno
Regal: Yes i no Presea, its alrite, im sure Alicia would have wanted it
Meanwhile (again) at the school
Raine: ZELOS!!! come here 4 a second
Zelos: yes wat is it my lovely raine
Raine: OH i love it when ur like that *starts smothering Zelos with kisses*
A couple of days later they all have a party (again)
Colette: Wow!! every1 has a partner except us Genis, u wanna
Genis: dont even say it Colette, i just ate, besides theres a cute girl over there
Colette: Awwww no im all alone
Presea: well ill put u with the rest of all ur former lifes
Every1 except Colette: *Laughs joyously*
At Heaven
Martel: Ugh Presea stop killing all these Colettes, over there u stupid 1
The Very Joyous End
Ok i admit that wasnt as good as the rest but im runnin out of ideas, i need help, sum1 give me an idea!!! Comments (1) |
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