Friday, April 29, 2005

Zelos' sexism goes too far
colette: um..um.. this is.. a story, on behalf.. of the maker of, the skit.. "summon spirit tea party"... its about ugh!!!!
presea: sry, the intro will be CUT short, now onto the skit, now remember, its not the creator meaning any of these things, just remember that its ZELOS saying these things as usual


sheena: hey every1 im here.
zelos: ahh big breasted 1
sheena: ugh!! im just goin 2 ignore that
a couple of days later
presea: lloyd, so wats the party 4
zelos: presea u look rather sexy
presea: do i LOOK like an adult
a few more days later
raine: i came 4 the party, umm wers lloyd
zelos: oh beautiful raine, i organised this party
raine: zelos ur a sexest pig
then the girls had a meeting
sheena: alrite, does every1 no wat this meeting is about?
colette: umm.. no wats it about
presea: didnt i kill u
colette: ummm i dont think so
presea: well ill do it now, heh!!
colette: ahhhh!!
raine: ok now that thats out of the way, lets get on with the discussion, zelos has gone 2 far!!
presea: i agree, the other day he said i was sexy, and im only just reaching the look of 13
sheena: he commented on my breasts again, god dammmit we gotta do sumthin
presea: maybe we should ask the boys 2 help us
later that day
presea: lloyd, will u help us, wer thinkin of a punishment 4 zelos
lloyd: well sure, we'll go ask genis and regal
later on
presea: im sure genis will help me, i mean hes had a crush on me ever since he 1st saw me, hey genis wil u help us punish zelos
genis: ok
sheena: wat u dont wanna no the reason
genis: i dont care, its zelos
presea: lets go ask regal
even more later on...
regal: presea, im over here
presea: ah regal, can u help us 2 punish zelos
regal: wat 4
sheena: 4 being himself
regal: im sry but i cannot take part in this activity
presea: fine, be that way
nearly at nite
doorbell: ding dong
zelos: ah wats goin on, r u here cos of the party, u wanna groupy u came at nite
presea: no we have cum 2 kill u, HEH!!!
zelos: ahhh!!!
meanwhile in heaven
colette: ummm.. so howd u get here zelos.... i got here by presea, but im sure it was an accident
zelos: ahhhhhhhhh help me, martel martel, send me 2 hell, please
martel:all rite
in hell
all 999999 colette demons: so howd u get here.
zelos: ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
THE END
so the moral of the story is: dont be sexist, or presea will kill u!!!
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Tuesday, March 22, 2005

NEW SKIT
ok all the spots have been takin, so stop loking at this post

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Monday, March 21, 2005

I'm sorry
i just wanna rite this post to say sorry to all the females who read summon spirit tea party, i was running out of ideas.

i had no idea that i was being disrespectful, please forgive me for wat i have dun, and pls tell me how it makes me a perv! if u want me to get rid of it i will, just say the word and i will, if i get 3 comments saying to get rid of it, then its gone, cos i try me best to not be disrespectful to any1, i dont even like being mean to cartoon and video game characters (except colette)
e~
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Friday, March 18, 2005

summon spirit teaparty
luna: great im glad every1 is here, now we may begin this gathering
gnome: wat is it with guys and talking like that, gees its like shakespear all over again
celsius: oh shut up u over sized puuffball
gnome: gosh celsius u dont need to be so harsh
sephie: y dont we all just continue
faires: this is fun, we should do this more often
utis: i agree, we should do this every day
efreet: oww, stop touching me udine
udine: but this is fun
celsius: yeah stop complaining efreet
efreet: must u be such an obnoxious snob
celsius: wat do u mean by that
aska: shut up all of u
shadow: ...yes...shut...up
celsius: wat do u no u stupid shadow thing
shadow:...u...stupid...bi..
luna: shadow!
shadow: ...wat...
celsius: ur all so dum, i rule over all of u
efreet: shut up *smack*
efreet and celsius: owww
efreet: i hope that hurt u more than me
aska: will u 2 stop it
faires: ur all pathetic, i say wind will be the most powerful
gnome: wat r u crazy! earth is the best of them all
sylph: no wind
gnome: earth
aska: ur all being idiots, besides lights most likely to be best
shadow: ...wat...u...crazy
luna: we should stop this meaningless fighting
efreet: ur right, we should talk about our present summoner, sheena. oh she has the best breasts
celsius: wat! ur neither male nor female so how could u be interested in breasts!
aska: oh yeah i agree with efreet, she does have nice breasts doesnt she
luna: aska i dont believe u
aska: oh sut up luna cant i ever have joy in my life
utis: alrite, i think that u looking like males is starting to take affect
luna: that does it every1 go home we will never meet again
volt: ...
udine: volt dont u ever speak english
volt: ...
udine: nevermind
luna: i said get out!
every1 leaves
luna: u to aska
aska: but i live here with u
luna: OUT!
THE END
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Saturday, March 12, 2005

The battle of the evil swamp monster
monster: fight me
lloyd: holy cow, this guy is huge how r we going 2 defeat it
genis: i dunno y r asking us ur the leader
zelos: dammit lloyd couldnt u pick more hunnies in the party
lloyd: zelos this is not about having females in the party
presea: im in the party
zelos: which just means ill have to draw all my attention to u little one
presea: umm.. thanx i guess
genis: *sob* *sob* ill protect u better presea
zelos: how can u ur just a kid
genis: i.. im not a kid
zelos: genis how old r u
genis: 12
zelos: 12 is still a kid
genis: yeah ill be better for presea cos im as old as her rite presea
presea: um yes thats rite
lloyd: is sumthing rong presea
presea: no nothings rong
monster: look im sorta getting bored so can we get this done
lloyd: look just be patient
monster: but i have a busy scheduel so can this hurry
zelos: shut up were talking
monster: sludge ball
zelos: hey, do u mind
genis: stop complaining zelos
zelos: *smack*
genis: owww
zelos: stop complaining genis
genis: stupid chosen
lloyd: u 2 stop that
presea: yes we must figure out a way to destroy this monster
monster: yes so hurry up
genis: indignation!
zelos: ahh, genis u aimed that at me
genis: well nah u think
zelos: grave
genis: ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
zelos: heheheheheh
lloyd: stop it u 2
monster: ahh thats it im tired of this, swamp vortex
genis: woah wats happening
presea: there seems to be a terrible vortex trying to swallow us
monster: no y would i want to disturb all the creatures down there, im sending myself down there so i can get awy from all of u, good bye
lloyd: he destroyed himself
zelos: lets go celebrate
lloyd: ok
presea: sounds good to me
genis: lets go u stupid chosen
THE END
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Friday, March 11, 2005

The story of the after party
lloyd: oh crap i forgot the cake
genis: thats just like u lloyd u always forget 1 thing 4 every occassion
lloyd: genis this is not the time u call the bakery
raine: hi, i assume everything is going well
genis: no lloyd forgot the cake
raine: honestly lloyd ur making me sad, must u forget sumthing 4 every occassion
lloyd: letme guess, every1 who comes in is going 2 say that rite.
regal: is everything going well.
genis: no lloyd forgot the cake
lloyd: genis ur really starting to piss me off
regal: lloyd must u forget sumthing 4 every occassion
lloyd: told ya
sheena: hi im here
lloyd: sheena wassup
genis: lloyd forgot the cake
lloyd: genis shut up ull ruin my chance with sheena
raine: wat did sum1 say ruin
lloyd: no raine
sheena: lloyd must u forget sumthing 4 every occassion
lloyd: thanx alot genis *smack*
genis: owww!
raine: lloyd dont hit my brother
genis: thanx raine
raine: im the 1 that punishes him *smack*
genis: owww
presea: i heard ppl hitting genis *smack* *smack* *smack
regal: *smack*
sheena: *smack*
zelos: watr my hunnies doin *_*
presea: hitting genis *smack*
zelos: oh *smack*
collette: sry im late
lloyd: its alrite collette *smack*
genis: owww
collette: oh im sry
lloyd: u dont need 2 apologise
collette: im sry
lloyd: shut up
collette: im sry
presea: die collette *thwack with ax*
and they all lived happily ever after.
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