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Wednesday, May 11, 2005
Colette grows intelligence
Presea: hey Sheena, do u think i should poor this acid down Colettes back
Sheena: Teehee, i dare u 2
Colette: Wah what happened, Presea y did u poor Nitric acid down my vertabrae
Presea: Sheena, im scared, did colette just say sumthing, SMART???
Sheena: oh my god she did, Colette, what is 365x675
Colette: 246375
Sheena: Presea is that right???
Presea: YES!!!
Sheena: RAINE RAINE!!! WE MADE COLETTE SMART!!!
Raine: Sheena don't be silly
Presea: no Raine we r telling the truth
Raine: Presea it is impossible 4 sum1 like Colette 2 be smart
Presea: NO LISTEN!!! Colette what is 78x56
Colette: 4368
Raine: oh my god, Colette, u R smart
Presea: I told u
Raine: how did u do that???
Presea: We poured this down her back
Raine: But thats nitric acid
Presea: We could make millions!!!
Sheena: Alright lets tell the newspapers
Paperboy: Extra Extra read all about it, stupid dum chosen is actually smart
Newscaster: We would like 2 put u on a TV show called "THE IMPOSSIBLE" do u think u could cope
Colette: Why yes i could, I would love to be on that television show
Sheena: we will make millions
Newscaster: now all u have 2 do is answer a few questions on the show and u will get much money
At the TV show production
Host: we have a special guest tonight, its the 1 the only intelligent Colette!!!!
Sheena: well presea, u R a genius
Presea: i no!!!
Host: So Colette, wat is 56x89??
Colette: Y thats an ea..... um, wat??
Host: 56x89!!
Colette: could u use it in a sentence??
Host: its a MATH equasion
Colette: oh umm 24??
Host: no that is way off, well i guess she was never intelligent, u have wasted my time, get outta my site
Presea: UGH!!! COLETTE ILL KILL U!!!!! again.....
Martel: Ugh thats it!!!
The End?
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