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• I am a full time Mermaid.
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• To teach a dolphin to become my servant. Muhaha! * Grins Evilly *
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Monday, February 16, 2004

Short and Sweet
A Woman's Dream


A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"
A little girl in the back raised her hand and said, "All I want out of
life is four animals."
The teacher asked, "Really? And what four animals would that be?"
The little girl replied, "a Mink on my back, a Jaguar in the garage, a
Tiger in my bed, and a Jackass to pay for it all."
The teacher fainted.
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