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Birthday
1985-07-11
Gender
Female
Location
In front of the television playing video games. ^_^
Member Since
2004-02-10
Occupation
I am a full time Mermaid.
Real Name
The Lauren
Personal
Achievements
I have an imaginary friend, and he didn’t try to run away or escape from me! Or at least not for long!
Anime Fan Since
I can’t remember when I wasn’t obsessed with anime
Favorite Anime
DragonBall/Z/GT, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Vampire Hunter D, Neon Genesis Evangelion,Rurouni Kenshin, Blue Seed, Big O, Tenchi Muyo,Inuyasha, and Vampire Miyu!
Goals
To teach a dolphin to become my servant. Muhaha! * Grins Evilly *
Hobbies
Reading comics, Playing video games, Listening to music, Watching anime, And eating candy!
Talents
I am a mermaid. I think that’s pretty talented.
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Monday, March 1, 2004
Sorry I haven’t updated in a while. I finally managed to escape! Escape from what you may ask? Well from the most furious, evil, and wicked beast you have ever seen. Yes, I am talking about the animal that is called the puppy. Not just the normal cute puppy, but an 8 week old miniature dachshund. They may seem innocent, but let me warn you, they only appear that way. They are worse than the toothpaste addicted dolphins. First they lure you in with their cuteness and seemingly innocence. They wag their little tails and whine when you leave them alone for a few seconds, but before you know it’s been three weeks and they have you completely trained. They completely brainwash you. They disconnect you from the rest of the world and make you give into their every desire. Puppies can be some conniving little things. You should really ask yourself the next time you are around your puppy, “Who is controlling who in this relationship?” Think about it. Well until the next time I escape.
Laters
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