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Wednesday, March 3, 2004


Warning: This post contains temporary insanity.


Don’t touch my flying squirrel! I know everyone is always trying to sneak into my window to touch my flying squirrel! Well you can’t have him! *Hiss! Cradles Squirrel in arms and rocks him back and forth* You can’t have my precious. Stand back or I will poke you with this Banana! *Growls, and turns around in circles pointing the banana at nothing in particular while cradling the squirrel in the other hand* I’m not insane I tell you! Everyone in after my squirrel! Everyone is working for the Giant Gummy Bears who kidnapped me and forced me to eat crayon shavings for a month. *Pets squirrel and backs into a corner* Evil Gummy Bears. Evil Crayons. My Squirrel! Mine! Mine!



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