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Birthday
• 1989-08-24
Gender
• Female
Location
• Somewhere in the dark world of the livin' dead with Vince Vamp..
Member Since
• 2005-12-05
Occupation
• hunting humans and searching fro blood with Vince Vamp..
Real Name
• just call me lone vampy..

Personal

Achievements
• For Me Too Know Only
Anime Fan Since
• Since middle school when i firt saw Sailor Moon and toonami started
Favorite Anime
• Fruits Basket, Hellsign, Fullmetal Alchemist, Inuyasha, Dragon ball/z/GT, Gundam Wing, Zatch Bell, and many more.....
Goals
• tell you later...
Hobbies
• Drawing, Video games, reading anime books.
Talents
• Drawing. playing video games..and killing hahaha




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Sunday, December 25, 2005

   A Really Funny Post.. ^_^
I was laughing for like 10 min. about this is fuuny...
knowing my perverted mind *grins*
well here goes...

The 10 top reasons why it sucks to be a pussy
1. There's a huge slot coming down my face.

2. I have a lot of flaps.

3. My friend, Dick always comes in and out.

4. My neighbor asshole smells like shit.

5. I have a hole on my forehead.

6. I sometimes feel vibrations.

7. I am sometimes bald, or very hairy.

8. At a time of the month, I vomit for 4 days.

9. Sometimes I don't even vomit at all...leading to some figure
coming out me.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST

10. I am known to get wet.
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