Tuesday, November 15, 2005

BillyChu
Title:Sensitive Sess With Adam
-->The man who play Pokemon

*enter scene where Adam is on a swing*

Adam: Pokemon, is a little boy, thats a memory now. Pushed aside by better,stronger card games. But I'm interested in the victims.

*enter scene where you see a weird looking guy,with brown curls, and wearing glasses, hugging a Pikachu-plushy*

Adam: Meet Billy. Billy was cought up in the 'Catch em All' fever, and was left behind while the fickle american consumers had moved on.

*enter scene where Adam is interviewing Billy*

Adam: Billy,you love Pokemon.
Billy: Its the greatest game in the world, you HAVE to play it-
Adam: Shhh! What does it feel like being curtest social outcast?
Billy: Curtest?
Adam: You know...A human freak show.
Billy: Um....I guess its having no one else to play with, I mean, sometimes, I play with myself...but its just not the same.
Adam:....Have you ever been with a women?
Billy:....
Adam: Touching her skin with your fingers. *getting...* slowly kissing her as she giggles softly. Pushing the material of her shirt up higher, and higher towards her head.
Billy: O.O
Adam: Really plenge her neckline, as you move in for one final--
Billy: O.O;;;
Adam: *normal* have you done that?
Billy: Sometimes, when I get scared, I pretend that I'm BillyChu
Adam: What does BillyChu sound like?

*enter small scene where you see Billy behind a tree,saying Biiilllyychuuuu*

*enter scene where both of them are walking down the hall, Billy showing Adam his pokemon cards, and Adam throwing it away*

Adam: *narrator mode* As I spend more time with Billy, I started to understand his pain.

*enter scene wear Adam is drinking Pepsi and walking off,leaving Billy behind*

Adam: *narrator mode* What is it like being a turn-based man in a real time world? Learning more about his obsession was the only way to help me help him.

*enter scene where Adam pushes Billy away*

*enter scene in a cafe-Billy is showing Adam more cards*

Billy: *shows card* Basic Pokemon
Adam: ...
Billy: *another card* evolutionary Pokemon
Adam: ...

*the scene goes on, Adam getting more and more irritated*

Billy: And Bayleaf-
Adam: *snap* SHUT UP!!! THEIR F***ING CARDS!!! THEIR CARDS!!! *throws cards at Billy* THIS AREN'T REAL!!! THIS IS NOTHING BUT CARDS FOR CHILDREN!!! *throws more cards* *runs away*
Billy: ;_;

*enter scene where Adam is infront of the toilet door, Billy is inside weeping*

Adam: Look, the game's not for children, its just really stupid.
Billy: *cries*
Adam: It lame-ish
Billy: *cries somemore*
Adam: Its for retarded children
Billy: *cries even more*

*more crying*

*enter scene where Adam is walking in the park with Billy,who is holding a Pikachu Plushie*

Adam: *narrator mode* I have earn Billy's trust and I suspected that with just a little bit of help, Billy could live a normal life again.

*background: some guy falling down*

*same scene as before*

Adam: Do you have any friends?
Billy: Well, theres, Squirtle-
Adam: Is that what you just did in your pants?
Billy: ...Er, Charmander, Pikachu
Adam: Those that aren't Pokemon?
Billy: There's Mai, and Misty
Adam: Those that aren't characters in the show? And over the age of 10, and not your mom?
Billy: ...well, there's this homeless man who,um, pays me a dollar to...see me in my bathing suit area...
Adam: ...Do you have a change for 5?
Billy: ...wha-?
Adam: Just Kidding! I'm just kidding! Since you and I got together, I found a group of Pokemon players for you to play with!
Billy: Really?
Adam: Right over there!
Billy: Oh boy! *runs to direction Adam pointed at*

*enter scene where a group of 3 guys, dress in gangster outfits,playing cards*

Guy1: Take that ******
Guy2: haha *****
Guy3: hahah
Billy: *runs to them* You guys paly Pokemon??
*all guys stand around Billy*
Guy1: Pokemon?!! This is Yugioh Town Mother F*****!!! *throws Yugioh card at his face*
Guy2: Its all good, homes.
Guy3: Yeah.
Billy: Billychuuu

*enter scene where the Gangster Yugioh group beats the crap out of Billy*

Adam: You know, the best part of this job is, helping a man feel good about themselves. Well, my work here is done.

*background: Gangster Yugioh group stop beating Billy up, and throws stuff at him*

Adam: Tune in to the next Sensitive Sess *walks off*

*Billy is now alone on the gound, his wallet on the ground*

Adam: *runs back and grab Billy's wallet*

*back in the studio*

Adam: You know, Billychu never fully recovered from his brutal assault at the hands of the Yugioh Gang. But I think we all learn something from his story, don't screw with the Yugioh fans.
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