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• down the border in El Rio like the mariachi that tried to kill the drug dealers but ended up losing his girlfriend in doing so.
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• 2005-05-09
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• Hit Man
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• I have slain a dragon that turned out to be two people going to a holloween party that were earlier convicted of a felony of kidnapping the Russian embassidors daughter which I later went out with for saving her
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Thursday, July 14, 2005
joke number two
Lost Child: A priest, a Rabbi, and a naked Buddist walk into a bar and,
(SUDDENLY A RABBI COMES OUT OF NOWHERE.)
Rabbi: HEY!!!! I'm tired of hearing these dirty jokes, with the priest and the rabbi and what knot. Why aren't there any jokes about comidians?
Lost Child: o.k. then,
two comidians were fishing when one asks the other,
(SUDDENLY A COMIDIAN COMES OUT OF NOWHERE.)
Comidian: Look kid you can't make fools of comidians just because some Jewish guy tells you!
Lost Child: but don't you make fools of your selfs already?
Comidian: that's beside the point.
Lost Child: You know what I was going to just tell a plain and simple joke but you guys just ruined it for me, "RUINED IT". Well now i'm going to ruin the both of you,(pulls out a hand gun and goes baserk on them)DO YOU FIND ME FUNNY NOW HUH PUNKS?
Lost Child: Holy cow, what have I done? WHAT HAVE I DONE? theres only one thing to do, throw these bodies in a Mcdonalds dumpster somewhere and leave to japan where I will change my name to Pee Long. IT'S PERFECT!!!!!!
(Lost Child is later caught in japan where is arrested for impersonating a comidian, they knew he was not a comidian because he wasn't funny :)
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