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Monday, September 18, 2006
I can't even find the right words to describe what you do to me
Okay...today was really weird...so I figured I'd tell you about it all.
Okay, first...I was called to the office around 10 AM this morning...and I was like What? So the Dean of Studies or whatever (lol) tells me that my mom forgot to tell me that my doctor had scheduled me to see another doctor down a little South of where I live. Then she shoves a bunch of train schedules in my hands...and tell me "good luck, get there by 1PM." and I was like "Great."
Fortunately I made it there just in time. And I go into see this doctor, and turns out he's some kinda Physciatrist. (okaaay...) So he was all like "do you know why you're here?" and I was like "yeah, cuz some woman told me I had to be here." And he was like "Good try, cutie. But no, you're doctor wanted you to see me. I'm Dr. Pervartitris (or something like that)" so I was like "okay...now what..?" and he was all like "AWWWWW!! Okay, I'm just gonna ask you some questions...and from some oath thingy I took a while ago it says that this conversation stays just between you and me, so nothing leaves this room!" So I stop looking at him and say "uhm...okay?" Then we was all like, "Aw, you're so cute!! Lets start!" (my mind: and you're so weird.)
So he's asking me a bunch of questions about what I think about life, and my parents, my friends, my school, my musical preferances...yatayatayata.
Then he finally asks me "What do you think keeps you sane?" And I was like....that's weird. But I answer that "probably if I didn't have my friends on TheO that I'd probably be all screwed up and depressed all the time. I mean, like, they're all great for even liking me, and they're really nice to me...well most of them, cuz there was this weird thing once, but whatever, they don't count, it's over. But I love all my friends on TheO. A lot more than anybody now since my best friend's dead."
And he just burst out, "Awwwww! *cries* That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard! I'm so happy I recorded everything!" And I was just like...what?! And he was like..."yeah, I actually made two coppies, one for me and one for you! Happy?"
And I was like "Hell no! I'm out of here!"
Then just as I was going for the door he launches himself at me, and clutches at me leg, screaming "nonono!!" (my mind: god damnit) Then I'm just tring to shake him off without hurting him. And then I see a flash and hear a click...and then he says "I love your panties!!!" And I was like OMFG, he didn't...he did! I mean like...I wore my nice pair today cuz I ran out of my regulars...but omg, he took a picture! Then he stood up and said "I wonder if your bra matches!!" Then he starts pulling on my shirt, and actually backs me up into the wall and breaks my shirt buttons. And he's like "OMG, they do. CUTE!!" And I was like...is he gonna rape me?! I'm not pretty enough for that! Then I'm thinking omg, he has to be like 50.
Then, he tries to kiss me, and I was like HELL NO! I didn't want to waste my first kiss on this guy. I first tried kicking him in the nuts...but all he did was laugh! He was all like, "AW! I like 'em fiesty! Hehehe!" And I start freaking out at that point cuz he's tugging on my skirt, and then he copps a fucking feel!
I snapped. I outright broke his nose, smashed his camera and recorder to bits, gathered what dignity I had left, pulled my shirt closed, fixed my skirt, and ran for it.
Seriously, when I got back to school everyone was like, "why is your skirt so long now?" And I was like, "you don't wanna know..."
So there's some pointless rambling for ya. lol. Hope everyone's okay!
-puppy
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