Wednesday, December 31, 2003

This'll be my last post for a very long time. If you need an explanation, check out my sig on OB
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Monday, October 27, 2003

So many blogs....
Well, now I have THREE blogs...including this one....feel free to visit them....

ArtilleryBoy on Xanga

ArtilleryBoy on BlogSpot

anyhow.....the last one of these I did was more of a personality one (Theft points from Shinmaru). This is a more personal one I believe (theft points to Juu)..and there are numbers missing...I'm too lazy to fix it though....

(1) what is your name? William Christopher Ryan
(2) Are you happy with it? Depends....the priest on MASH's real name is William Christopher.....
(3) Are you named after anyone? My Grandfather....two of my cousins covered the rest (William Andrew Ryan)
(5) Your screenname: LostProphet, Wonderboy, ArtilleryBoy, TheAirman514, Iwannabeinfantry....
(6) Would you name a child of yours after you? I dunno....
(7) Then what would you name your children? Boys: Jakobin, Eric, Johnathan....it too soon to think of this....
Girls: Lauria...I'm not too good at this....
(8)If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be? probably Wilma...I get my creativeness from my grandmother...she named me....
(9) If you could switch names with a friend, who would that be? Bernard
(10) Are there any mispronounciations/typos that people do with your name constantly? No
(11) Would you drop your last name if you became famous? Nope...Saving Private Ryan made it a known name....
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BASICS
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(12) Your sex: I'm a guy....
(13) Straight/gay/bi? Straight as an arrow
(14) Single? Of Course....
(15) Want to be? If I like the military, I'll stay there...if not...Avionics...
(16) Your birthdate: May 14th, 1985
(17) Your age: 18
(18) Age you act: MY SHOE SIZE...12
(19) Age you wish you were: 21...you can guess why
(20) Your height: 5'11 1/4"...thanks MEPS!
(21) The color of your eyes: Green or blue....
(22) Happy with it? Sure
(23) The color of your hair: Winter-Brown Summer-Blondish Brown
(24) Happy with it? Got a problem? kinda cool actually....
(25) Left/right/ambidextrous? Ambidextrous when I was younger (means both hands Juu...) but I learned how to do everything with my right hand b/c my mom is disabled in her left...
(26) Your living arrangement? Not too tidy....organized chaos
(27) Your family: Mom and Step-Father
(28) Have any pets? 2 Mini Schnauzers-Schnapps and Schatze
(29) What's your job: Papa Johns phone biatch
(30) Piercings? Nope
(31) Tattoos? Can't
(32) Obsessions? Guitar, Biking....military
(33) Addictions? heh....
(35) Do you speak another language? A little German....
(36) Have a favourite quote? 'Try not to forget that the meek inherit earth'
(37) Do you have a webpage? Kinda....
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DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it
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(38) Do you live in the moment? Hell Yeah
(39) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? Yes
(40) Do you have any secrets? Oh Yeah
(41) Do you hate yourself? Nope
(42) Do you like your handwriting? Good for writing those secrets...no one can read it
(43) Do you have any bad habits? Biting my nails
(44) What is the compliment you get most from people? I look better with long hair...but that won't last long
(45) If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? Bum
(46) What's your biggest fear? Falling...I snapped my ankle falling....
(47) Can you sing? Sure
(48) Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? nah
(49) Are you a loner? Kinda
(50) What are your no. 1 priorities in life? Get promoted as fast as possible
(51) If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Yeah
(52) Are you a daredevil? Oh Yeah
(53) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? Not really
(54) Are you passive or aggressive? Passive but I'm aggressive when I'm motivated
(55) Have you got a journal? uhhh...yeah
(56) What is your greatest strength and weakness? Strength: Motivation, Work Ethic Weakness: Greed
(57) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Nothing really...my weight isn't a big issue anymore...
(58) There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity. Which one would you choose? Rip off my arms, throw them at two of the wells, and go to the other
(59) How do you vent? Punching inanimate objects...it makes me feel big
(60) Do you think you are emotionally strong? Yup
(61) Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life? Not joining the military sooner...I'm still sitting here, which sucks
(62) Do you think life has been good so far? Yup
(63) What is the most important lesson you've learned from life? Stop and smell the roses
(64) What do you like the most about your body? uhhh...my legs...I'm really muscular
(65) And least? My gut
(66) Do you think you are good looking? eh....
(67) Are you confident? Didn't the last question answer that?
(68) What is the fictional character you're most like? The hacker guy on Alias...I forget his name...
(69) Do people know how you feel? I come off initially as a jackass, but people like me after a while....
(70) Are you perceived wrongly? Yeah...

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DO YOU...
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(71) Smoke? If I'm EXTREMELY Stressed...yes
(72) Do drugs? nope...government owns my ass
(73) Read the newspaper? Yes
(74) Pray? Sometimes
(75) Go to church? No
(76) Talk to strangers who IM you? Yeah....
(77) Sleep with stuffed animals? Does my dog count?
(78) Take walks in the rain? Yeah
(79) Talk to people even though you hate them? Yeah
(80) Drive? Legally? Not yet
(81) Like to drive fast? Oh yeah

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WOULD OR HAVE YOU EVER...
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(82) Liked your voice? Yeah
(83) Hurt yourself? Yeah
(84) Been out of the country? Mexico...woohoo
(85) Eaten something that made other people sick? Yeah
(86) Had sex? ....o_O...no
(87) Been unfaithful? nope
(88) Been in love? yeah
(89) Done drugs? nope
(90) Gone skinny dipping? LOL...'Fat white guy scares fish'-Dallas morning News
(91) Had a medical emergency? Snapped my ankle
(92) Had a surgery? Nope
(93) Ran away from home? Kinda
(94) Played strip poker? No
(95) Gotten beaten up? I'm bigger than most people I know...
(96) Beaten someone up? I'm bigger than most people I know...
(97) Been picked on? Jeez...can't get the point obviously...
(98) Been on stage? Choir Count?
(99) Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath? Not yet
(100) Slept outdoors? Yup
(101) Thought about suicide? Nope
(102) Pulled an all-nighter? Yep
(103) If yes, what is your record? 38 Hours
(104) Gone one day without food? Yup
(105) Talked on the phone all night? Nope
(106) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex first (moms and daddys don't count)? Passed out with a bunch of girls once...
(107) Slept all day? Nope
(108) Killed someone? For me to know and for you to find out...:D
(109) Made out with a stranger? Yeah
(110) Had sex with a stranger? No...unfortunetly
(111) Thought you're going crazy? The penguins stole my beer....
(112) Kissed the same sex? HELL NO.
(113) Done anything sexual with the same sex? HELL NO.
(114) Been betrayed? Yup
(115) Had a dream that came true? Nope
(116) Broken the law? Couple of times...
(117) Met a famous person? JR Reid...he used to play for the Spurs...Richard Marcinko, Author...
(118) Masturbated? No
(119) Masturbated with something other then your hand? No
(120) Have you ever killed an animal by accident? Nope
(121) On purpose? Nope
(122) Had sex? ...
(123) With more then 1 person? ...
(124) Threesome? ...
(125) Orgy? ...
(126) Whip cream? Oh my god....
(127) Bondage? uhhh.....no
(128) Whipped/gotten whipped? In Basketball
(129) Blindfolded? ...
(130) Tied someone up/been tied up? I got bored....

Don't ask me where these questions went (Juu might know....)

(145) Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell? Yes
(146) Stolen anything? Yeah
(147) Been on radio/tv? Yeah...I left my house when I was three...I was found at a bar down the street...'tis the irish in me
(148) Been in a mosh-pit? C'mon...I'm a Linkin Park fan...
(149) Had a nervous breakdown? no
(150) Considered religious vocation? This one time, at church camp....
(151) Been criticized about your sexual performance? OK...Someone doesn't get it obviously...
(152) Bungee jumped? See Fears
(153) Had a dream that kept coming back? It was more like a mini-series...

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CLOTHES and other fashion
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(154) Shoe brand? Dr. Martens
(155) Brand of clothing? Tommy
(156) Cologne/perfume? Polo Blue
(157) What are you normally wearing to school/work? Khakis and Uniform shirt
(158) How about parties? Jeans and a Shirt
(159) Wear hats? Dallas Cowboys ballcap
(160) Judge other people by their clothing? Pretty stupid
(161) Wear make-up? I'm a guy...
(162) Favourite place to shop? GameStop
(163) Favourite article of clothing? Letter Jacket
(164) Are you trendy? Nope...far from
(165) Would you rather wear a uniform to school? Thank God I moved before my old school switched over...

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BELIEFS
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(166) Believe in life on other planets? Yeah
(167) Miracles? Yup
(168) Astrology? Kinda...
(169) Magic? Sure
(170) God? Depends
(171) Satan? No...I'm too science minded to
(172) Santa? I look like Santa...kinda
(173) Ghosts? No
(174) Luck? I'M IRISH
(175) Love at first sight? Sure...if it would work out for me
(176) Yin and Yang (that good can't exist without the bad)? Oh yeah
(177) Witches? No
(178) Easter bunny? no
(179) Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? Course not...
(180) Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? I'M IRISH..no
(181) Do you wish on stars? Like...if Gary Coleman suddenly died?

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DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
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(182) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? no
(183) Do you think God has a gender? Yes(184) Do you think that science counteracts religion? yes
(185) Do you believe in organized religion? no
(186) Where do you think we go when we die? Florida...old people know it

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AMIGOS
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(187) Do you have any gay/lesbian friends? No
(189) Who's the one person that knows most about you? My friend Jake
(190) What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you? Stop and Smell the Roses
(191) Your favourite inside joke? Remember when Bruce fell aslepp on the can at Fort Sill?
(192) Thing you're picked on most about? Military
(193) Who's your longest known friend? Lauren Nash...I've known her since I moved to this hellhole in 1998...she was my saving grace
(194) Newest? Rush...something or other...
(195) Shyest? Sam Daemi
(196) Funniest? Chris Law
(197) Sweetest? Lauren Nash
(198) Closest? Lauren nash, Jake West, Bernard Ng
(199) Weirdest? Alex Bruce
(200) Smartest? Jeremy Lamonte
(201) Ditziest? Whitney Harris...you know I kid...
(202) Friends you miss being close to the most? None really...San Antonio sucked
(203) Last person you talked to online? D'Ann
(204) Who do you talk to most online? Whitney
(205) Who are you on the phone with most? Whitney
(206) Who do you trust most? Whitney, Lauren
(207) Who listens to your problems? Whitney, Lauren, Diego
(208) Who do you fight most with? Jeremy
(209) Who's the nicest? uhhh...tie between Whitney and Lauren...again
(210) Who's the most outgoing? Jake
(211) Who's the best singer? Jake and Diego
(212) Who's on your shit-list? The Toilet.
(213) Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend? uhh....no comment
(214) Who's your second family? Friends
(215) Do you always feel understood? Mostly
(216) Who's the loudest friend? I'm the loudest of everyone I know...
(217) Do you trust others easily? Not reason not to until they give it to me
(219) Name one person who's arms you feel safe in: Parents? oO;
(220) Do your friends know you? Pretty much
(221) Friend that lives farthest away: D'Ann

Boy...that took about 30 minutes
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Thursday, October 23, 2003

Stolen from everyone
If I were a month, I'd be: December
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Wednesday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 11 PM
If I were a planet, I'd be: Jupiter
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: Sea Otter
If I were a direction, I'd be: West
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: Loveseat
If I were a sin, I'd be: Gluttony
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: Billy Mitchell
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Vodka
If I were a tree, I'd be a: Oak
If I were a bird, I'd be a: Mockingbird
If I were a tool, I'd be a: Screwdriver
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be a: Weed
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Snowy
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be a: Giant
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a: Saxophone
If I were an animal, I'd be a: Horse
If I were a color, I'd be: Blue
If I were an emotion, I'd be: Joy
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: Carrot
If I were a sound, I'd be:The Violins in Psycho
If I were an element, I'd be: Wind
If I were a car, I'd be a: 1967 International Scout
If I were a song, I'd be: 'I Walk The Line' by Johnny Cash
If I were a movie, I'd be: The Bourne Identity
If I were a book, I'd be: Delta Force, by Col. Charlie Beckwith (USA, Ret.)
If I were a food, I'd be: Steak
If I were a place, I'd be: Ireland
If I were a material, I'd be: Playstation 2
If I were a taste, I'd be: Sweet and Sour
If I were a scent, I'd be: Sweet and Sour
If I were a religion, I'd be: Irish Protestant
If I were a word, I'd be: Alive
If I were an object, I'd be a: Drum Kit
If I were a body part, I'd be a[n]: Hand
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: Lunch
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: Confusion
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be:Homer Simpson
If I were a shape, I'd be a: Cone
If I were a number, I'd be: 123

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OOO...Good Song
Hey you Mrs I dont know what the f*** your name is
I'm drawn to you somethings magnetic here
If I could approach you or even get close to the scent that you left behind Id be fine
No doubt (no doubt) that you bring out (bring out) the animal inside

I'D EAT YOU ALIVE!!!! I'd eat you alive.....
I'D EAT YOU ALIVE!!!! I'd eat you alive.....

Hey you, Mrs. too-good-to-look-my-way and that's cool you want nothing at all to do with me.
But I want you, ain't nothing wrong with wanting you cause I'm a man and I can think what the hell I want, you got that
straight?
No doubt (no doubt) that I'd love to (I'd love) sniff on them panties now....

I'D EAT YOU ALIVE!!!! I'd eat you alive.....
I'D EAT YOU ALIVE!!!! I'd eat you alive.....

I'm sorry. So sorry (damn, you're so hot!!)
Your beauty is so vain (damn, you're so hot!!)
It drives me, yes it drives me (damn your so hot) absolutely insane

I just want to look at you
I just want to look at you, look at you all day
I just want to look at you, I just want to look at you all day
There ain't nothing wrong, no. There aint nothing wrong with that

Once you seep in (once you seep in) under my skin (under my skin)
Theres nothing, theres nothing in this world that could wash you away

Once you seep in (once you seep in) under my skin (under my skin)
Theres nothing, theres nothing in this world that could wash you away.....

I'm sorry. So sorry (damn, you're so hot!!)
Your beauty is so vain (damn, you're so hot!!)
It drives me, yes it drives me(damn your so hot) absolutely insane

I'D EAT YOU ALIVE!!!! i'd eat you alive.....
I'D EAT YOU ALIVE!!!! i'd eat you alive.....
I'D EAT YOU A-LIVE!


Yeah, I'm obsessed with Limp Bizkit right now. The new album RULES!!! I definetly reccommend it.....

Nothing new in my life.....yeah....
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Thursday, October 16, 2003

Weeeeee
Wow.....so much new crap for me to screw with.

Well, reality has truly b!tch-slapped me. I was sitting in the recruiters office for my commanders call yesterday (which I didn't realize I had until about an hour and a half before it....45 minute bike ride...yeah) and realized that I have one more CC before I leave....which truly woke me up. Well, ladies and gents that are regulars, just remember that after December 15th, I won't be around for about 6 months....thats a long ass time. Feel free to leave any messages in my guestbook...it'll end up like my email with about 3 new messages in there....meh
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Sunday, October 5, 2003

   mmm.....k
I have an interesting story to tell about last night....but I need to recollect the details first.
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