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Sunday, September 18, 2005


Quote time!
I figured I would post some of my favorite quotes from the Saiyuki manga. Because they're funny. ^_^

Gojyo

(to Sanzo) "So that's it, huh? Fine! Please forgive this unworthy soul! And do enlighten your foolish underling, Lord, as to what in the blue fuck is going on! Is that okay, Sanzo? Can you divulge, mighty Lord?!"

"Shit on a goddamn cracker!"

"Shit on a goddamn stick!"

(he's so creative, isn't he? ^_^)

"If by cool you mean ass-sucking..."

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Goku

"You rock! No matter how hungry I get, I'll never eat you!"

"Crap, now everybody's winnin'!"

"She came all th' way here to eat a Sanzo? Sanzos must taste awesome!!!"

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Hakkai

"It would appear your estimation of me was royally screwed up ^_^."

"Ha ha ha! Feel free to shoot Gojyo as much as you like when we find him."

"Please sit back, as I'm planning to accelerate. -heart-"

(to Gojyo and Goku) "You two are just clumps of carnality, aren't you? ^_^"

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Sanzo

"Talking to you now might spread your stupidity."

"Sowing seeds is a choice you make for yourself. But do not sow the ones that become a pain in MY ass, dimwit."

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Group

Gojyo: I didn't help you 'cause I wanted to.

Sanzo: Yeah? Then why?

Gojyo: I like pickin' things up when they fall.

Sanzo: How hobo of you.

(best Sanzo quote EVER)
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Hakkai: We're currently underground, correct?

Gojyo: Guess so.

Hakkai: And how did we escape the dungeon earlier?

Gojyo: We smashed the wall up good.

Hakkai: And if a wall carrying the load of an underground lair is broken, what does physics dictate?

Goku: Wha?

Gojyo: Uh...The roof'll break under the weight of the sand on top?

[CRACK]

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Hakkai: You know what they say: "If you're going to eat poison, might as well eat the plate."

Sanzo: ...bah.

Goku: But plates don't taste good.

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Okay, I'm done. ^_^


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