The Generic Teenager Stereotype |
Do you drink [alcohol]?: | no... |
Do you party a lot? How often?: | no. i'm anti-social in the outside world. |
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: | fuck no! |
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: | i don't use it at all. |
Do you skip classes? How often?: | i wish. |
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: | FUCK NO!!! |
Do you steal?: | tried it... didn't like it. |
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: | no... |
Do you drool over celebrities?: | no. they are all dumb-ass fucks |
Do you watch a lot of TV?: | yea... |
Do you ever watch the News?: | no... |
Do you even care about world issues?: | why would i? |
Do you read books often?: | yea... |
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: | no. |
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: | if i had friends to spend time with |
Do you smoke cigarettes?: | no! |
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: | i can't |
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: | yes... |
Do you cuss a lot?: | FUCK YEA!!! |
Are you desperate to fit in?: | no. if people don't like me the way i am, they don't have to like me at all. |
Are you intelligent?: | yes. |
The Goth Stereotype |
Black lipstick?: | can't afford it... *tear* |
Black eyeliner?: | yes |
Black eyeshadow?: | yes |
Black trenchcoat?: | can't afford it... *tear* |
Black boots?: | can't afford it... *tear* |
Black fishnets?: | not seen without it... usually... |
Black nail polish?: | yes |
Cigarettes?: | no... |
Heavy metal music?: | you bet! |
Marilyn Manson?: | whoo hoo! |
Kittie?: | no no no... black cats. |
Cradle of Filth?: | uhh... |
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: | yes... |
Do you like to be seen as: | i like to be seen as a rose intwined in thorns. once you get past my emotional barriers, i'm really a nice person |
Are you an intellectual?: | yep! |
An atheist?: | i've never been given a reson to believe in God. |
Horrible home life?: | no... i'm on of the lucky ones. |
Hopelessly depressed?: | i could drown the world in all the tears i cry. |
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: | knives and ledges look very friendly... |
Self-mutilation?: | yes... i do it in my sleep... |
The Punk Stereotype |
Plaid?: | yes! |
Big black boots?: | oh yea! |
Mohawk?: | no... |
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: | i don't like needles... |
Loud, confident and opinionated?: | most of the time |
Wild hair colors?: | not allowed... |
NOFX?: | ? |
Rancid?: | ? |
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: | yes... |
A: | girl who will rip out your insides if you get near me... |
The Jock Sterotype |
What's your IQ?: | i dunno... |
Do you watch a lot of sports?: | sports are pointless... |
Play a lot of sports?: | no. it's a waste of my time. |
Talk a lot about sports?: | no... it's stupid... |
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: | no! i never think of sports!!! i hate jocky people!!! |
Are you arrogant?: | i can't tell. no one told me... so no. |
Are you a male or female whore?: | hell no!!! |
Are you homophobic?: | noo... |
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: | i used to... but now i don't really talk to anybody at all... |
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: | yea. that's why i don't talk to anyone. |
Boobs = yes?: | yea... |
Parties = yes?: | no... |
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: | NO... |
The Girl Stereotype |
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: | no. if people don't like me the way i am... FUCK THEM!!! |
Have you ever been on a diet?: | no... |
How much did you lose?: | i didn't diet |
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: | no....... |
Make yourself throw up?: | why in the seven hells would i do that? |
Make-up?: | black eyeshadow, eyeliner, and some lip gloss that doesn't shimmer much... |
Low-cut tops?: | err... no. they make you look desprate to impress |
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: | what kind of dumb-ass question is that? |
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: | if that's what you call moving it away from my neck then yea. but not much. |
Giggle a lot?: | noo....... i'm pretty silent. |
What's the deal with boys?: | they're just trying to impress people not worth impressing. |
Thongs?: | ouch... |
Pretty bras?: | why would they need to be pretty? |
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: | i have no idea what you're talking about. |
Who's the weaker sex?: | guys |
Are you a feminist?: | nope |
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: | fuck no |
How often do you shave your legs?: | don't need to |
How about your armpits?: | don't need to |
Are you emotional?: | yes... |
Especially when on your period?: | i'm just angrier |
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.] |
Originality or Acceptance?: | originality all the way |
Independence or Companionship?: | independence |
Stability or Freedom?: | freedom |
Personal or Interpersonal?: | interpersonal |
Introvert or Extrovert?: | introvert |
Popularity or Isolation?: | isolation |
Unique or Loved?: | unique |
Understood or Individual?: | individual |
You or Them?: | neither |