| The Generic Teenager Stereotype |
| Do you drink [alcohol]?: | no... |
| Do you party a lot? How often?: | no. i'm anti-social in the outside world. |
| Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: | fuck no! |
| How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: | i don't use it at all. |
| Do you skip classes? How often?: | i wish. |
| Do you have casual sex? Protected?: | FUCK NO!!! |
| Do you steal?: | tried it... didn't like it. |
| Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: | no... |
| Do you drool over celebrities?: | no. they are all dumb-ass fucks |
| Do you watch a lot of TV?: | yea... |
| Do you ever watch the News?: | no... |
| Do you even care about world issues?: | why would i? |
| Do you read books often?: | yea... |
| Are you failing a lot of your classes?: | no. |
| Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: | if i had friends to spend time with |
| Do you smoke cigarettes?: | no! |
| Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: | i can't |
| Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: | yes... |
| Do you cuss a lot?: | FUCK YEA!!! |
| Are you desperate to fit in?: | no. if people don't like me the way i am, they don't have to like me at all. |
| Are you intelligent?: | yes. |
| The Goth Stereotype |
| Black lipstick?: | can't afford it... *tear* |
| Black eyeliner?: | yes |
| Black eyeshadow?: | yes |
| Black trenchcoat?: | can't afford it... *tear* |
| Black boots?: | can't afford it... *tear* |
| Black fishnets?: | not seen without it... usually... |
| Black nail polish?: | yes |
| Cigarettes?: | no... |
| Heavy metal music?: | you bet! |
| Marilyn Manson?: | whoo hoo! |
| Kittie?: | no no no... black cats. |
| Cradle of Filth?: | uhh... |
| Constant frown and perpetual angst?: | yes... |
| Do you like to be seen as: | i like to be seen as a rose intwined in thorns. once you get past my emotional barriers, i'm really a nice person |
| Are you an intellectual?: | yep! |
| An atheist?: | i've never been given a reson to believe in God. |
| Horrible home life?: | no... i'm on of the lucky ones. |
| Hopelessly depressed?: | i could drown the world in all the tears i cry. |
| Suffering with suicidal idealations?: | knives and ledges look very friendly... |
| Self-mutilation?: | yes... i do it in my sleep... |
| The Punk Stereotype |
| Plaid?: | yes! |
| Big black boots?: | oh yea! |
| Mohawk?: | no... |
| Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: | i don't like needles... |
| Loud, confident and opinionated?: | most of the time |
| Wild hair colors?: | not allowed... |
| NOFX?: | ? |
| Rancid?: | ? |
| Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: | yes... |
| A: | girl who will rip out your insides if you get near me... |
| The Jock Sterotype |
| What's your IQ?: | i dunno... |
| Do you watch a lot of sports?: | sports are pointless... |
| Play a lot of sports?: | no. it's a waste of my time. |
| Talk a lot about sports?: | no... it's stupid... |
| Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: | no! i never think of sports!!! i hate jocky people!!! |
| Are you arrogant?: | i can't tell. no one told me... so no. |
| Are you a male or female whore?: | hell no!!! |
| Are you homophobic?: | noo... |
| Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: | i used to... but now i don't really talk to anybody at all... |
| But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: | yea. that's why i don't talk to anyone. |
| Boobs = yes?: | yea... |
| Parties = yes?: | no... |
| Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: | NO... |
| The Girl Stereotype |
| Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: | no. if people don't like me the way i am... FUCK THEM!!! |
| Have you ever been on a diet?: | no... |
| How much did you lose?: | i didn't diet |
| Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: | no....... |
| Make yourself throw up?: | why in the seven hells would i do that? |
| Make-up?: | black eyeshadow, eyeliner, and some lip gloss that doesn't shimmer much... |
| Low-cut tops?: | err... no. they make you look desprate to impress |
| How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: | what kind of dumb-ass question is that? |
| Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: | if that's what you call moving it away from my neck then yea. but not much. |
| Giggle a lot?: | noo....... i'm pretty silent. |
| What's the deal with boys?: | they're just trying to impress people not worth impressing. |
| Thongs?: | ouch... |
| Pretty bras?: | why would they need to be pretty? |
| YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: | i have no idea what you're talking about. |
| Who's the weaker sex?: | guys |
| Are you a feminist?: | nope |
| Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: | fuck no |
| How often do you shave your legs?: | don't need to |
| How about your armpits?: | don't need to |
| Are you emotional?: | yes... |
| Especially when on your period?: | i'm just angrier |
| This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.] |
| Originality or Acceptance?: | originality all the way |
| Independence or Companionship?: | independence |
| Stability or Freedom?: | freedom |
| Personal or Interpersonal?: | interpersonal |
| Introvert or Extrovert?: | introvert |
| Popularity or Isolation?: | isolation |
| Unique or Loved?: | unique |
| Understood or Individual?: | individual |
| You or Them?: | neither |
wow! you guys get to learn more abou little Love Show Hate! how exciting! *sarcasm*