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Wednesday, February 2, 2005


Something from my own story...funny, but just a bit pervy...You have been warned.
I laughed nervously. I was waiting for a monster, something like a basilisk to jump out of the food and scream, “Become my dinner and I shall eat you whole!” only in snake tongue and not human language so I wouldn’t understand him and get eaten either way. “And this one is,” “I don’t wanna die!!!” I yelled when she started to explain the third dish.

She, along with Tore and Kuda, looked at me strangely, as if I’d lost my mind and I couldn’t blame em. I chuckled nervously while rubbing the back of my neck. “Um, never mind. What’s this one called?” I asked gesturing toward another rotten looking like food next to the one she had pointed at. I wanted to change the subject and was desperate for anything.

Airy told us, “That one is a desert. It’s known as Sex.” Tore and I coughed and looked over at her. We just about choked on our own saliva. “What did you say it was called?” Tore asked. “What?” Airy asked. “It’s called Sex, is there something wrong with that?”

“Great. Sex for desert,” I mumbled. “I’d love some.” Tore clamped a hand over his mouth to muffle laughter. Kuda looked at us confused. “What’s so funny?” he asked. “Nothing, nothing oh deprived midget of Arna.” Tore told him laughing.

“Stop that Tore. You’re not helping his trust if you keep calling him midget.” I told him.

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