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Thursday, March 24, 2005


family guy quotes
well i'm going to my uncles fr awile so i'll leave u guys w/ this...

Read these, they are hilarious.

Peter: I've got an idea, an idea so smart my head will explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.

Peter (to Meg): Remember that pony you wanted when you were six?Well, I've been waiting for a time like this.
(opens closet door and sees a skeleton of a former pony.)
Peter: Oh, oh god, that's right ponies, ponies like food.

Peter: Lois,um, go get the medical dictionary and look up "fork and lung"
Lois: Why?
Peter: Time is a factor, Lois.

Lois: You're drunk again.
Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.

Peter: You may have killed her when you shoved all those dollar bills down her throat, you may have killed her when you hit her with a stool....I don't know, I'm not a doctor. But I'll tell what didn't kill her.....smoking!

Peter: Make like siamese twins and split.....and then one of you dies.

Peter: I don't say this often enough, but, uh, I'm going to die.
Lois: oh my god.
Stewie: High five! Anyone? Anyone?

Head Scout: You've got three days to earn a badge.
Peter: Three days! That's tomorrow! We gotta get going.

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