The Generic Teenager Stereotype |
Do you drink [alcohol]?: | yes |
Do you party a lot? How often?: | no |
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: | not any more |
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: | maybe 3 |
Do you skip classes? How often?: | not any more |
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: | yes and its protected |
Do you steal?: | sometimes |
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: | depends on what you call inappropriate |
Do you drool over celebrities?: | only some |
Do you watch a lot of TV?: | yes |
Do you ever watch the News?: | sometimes |
Do you even care about world issues?: | yes |
Do you read books often?: | yes |
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: | no |
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: | no |
Do you smoke cigarettes?: | not any more |
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: | no |
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: | sometimes |
Do you cuss a lot?: | yes |
Are you desperate to fit in?: | hell no! |
Are you intelligent?: | yes |
The Goth Stereotype |
Black lipstick?: | preety but I prfer dark purple |
Black eyeliner?: | always |
Black eyeshadow?: | sometimes |
Black trenchcoat?: | sexy but to expensive |
Black boots?: | sometimes |
Black fishnets?: | sometimes |
Black nail polish?: | always |
Cigarettes?: | not any more |
Heavy metal music?: | no |
Marilyn Manson?: | hell yes! |
Kittie?: | yes |
Cradle of Filth?: | sometimes |
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: | yes on frown no on angst |
Do you like to be seen as: | Nothing! DON'T LABLE ME! |
Are you an intellectual?: | kinda |
An atheist?: | preety much. I don't claim a religion. |
Horrible home life?: | no |
Hopelessly depressed?: | no |
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: | yes and no |
Self-mutilation?: | sometimes |
The Punk Stereotype |
Plaid?: | sometimes |
Big black boots?: | sometimes |
Mohawk?: | no |
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: | someday |
Loud, confident and opinionated?: | Very |
Wild hair colors?: | not any more but soon again |
NOFX?: | there okay |
Rancid?: | I love them |
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: | no |
A: | ? |
The Jock Sterotype |
What's your IQ?: | Fuck if I know |
Do you watch a lot of sports?: | no, never |
Play a lot of sports?: | eeeeep! Runs away |
Talk a lot about sports?: | Sports are stupid! |
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: | I never think about spots. I think about anime! |
Are you arrogant?: | sometimes |
Are you a male or female whore?: | no |
Are you homophobic?: | I couldn't be since I'm Bi |
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: | IU don't talk to other people |
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: | I'll admit I'm insecure sometimes |
Boobs = yes?: | I have em |
Parties = yes?: | Don't go to em |
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: | That would suck so NO! |
The Girl Stereotype |
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: | an hour |
Have you ever been on a diet?: | yes |
How much did you lose?: | 1 pound and then I said screw the diet and baked a chocolate cake |
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: | NO! |
Make yourself throw up?: | Never |
Make-up?: | yes always |
Low-cut tops?: | sometimes |
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: | C |
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: | no |
Giggle a lot?: | sometimes |
What's the deal with boys?: | most of them don't have brains all of them think with there dicks |
Thongs?: | most of the time |
Pretty bras?: | yes |
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: | Oh, God NO! I read Newtype |
Who's the weaker sex?: | physicaly girls. Mentally guys |
Are you a feminist?: | No |
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: | Yes very |
How often do you shave your legs?: | every day |
How about your armpits?: | every day |
Are you emotional?: | yes but I don't show my emotions very much. Unless your talking about anger |
Especially when on your period?: | Yes very, best time to wach Titanic or Moulon Rouge |
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.] |
Originality or Acceptance?: | Originality |
Independence or Companionship?: | Independence |
Stability or Freedom?: | Freedom |
Personal or Interpersonal?: | personal |
Introvert or Extrovert?: | Extrovert |
Popularity or Isolation?: | Isolation |
Unique or Loved?: | Unique |
Understood or Individual?: | Individuale |
You or Them?: | me |