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• 1991-03-24
Gender
• Female
Location
• Indiana,U.S.A.
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• 2004-10-03
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• Student
Real Name
• Meg

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Achievements
• I've completed Golden Sun and Golden Sun:The Lost Age
Anime Fan Since
• Can't remember. Ever since Pokemon came out.
Favorite Anime
• Too many to list here, see introduction. Note: Those are all mangas. I haven't seen most of their anime counterparts (if any).
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• To have a job someday that has to do with horses
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• Horseback Rididng,Astronomy
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• Horseback Rididng

myOtaku.com: Lugia11251724

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Star Wars Parody
Well, my Dad has done it again. I have no clue as to where he got this, but when Mom read it to me, I almost keeled over laughing.

Y.O.D.A (To the Village People's "Y.M.C.A")

(As sung by master Yoda, on meeting Luke Skywalker.)

YOUNG MAN, I saw your ship come down. I said
YOUNG MAN, now it's muddy and brown. I said
YOUNG MAN, put your weapon away, 'cause I
*MEAN* *YOU* *NO* *HARM* *I* *SAY*
YOUNG MAN, There's no need to feel fear. I am
WONDERIN', tell me why are you here? How you
GROWIN', from this food on the plate, I say
*WARS* *DO* *NOT* *MAKE* *ONE* *GREAT*
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You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
He's 900 years old!
He's so strong in the Force!
Do your Jedi Diploma course!
-
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
Come and get yourself clean!
Come and have a good meal!
Pretty soon now, the Force you'll feel!
-
YOUNG MAN, you fell out of the sky, into
SOMETHIN' brown that smells like a sty, and this
TIN CAN started swimming and then, he got
*SPAT* *OUT* *LIKE* *SOME* *THROAT* *PHLEGM*
YOUNG MAN, Welcome to Dagobah. He is
COMIN', master Yoda not far. I'll be
HAVIN' this bright thing that ain't hot. It is
*MINE* *OR* *I'LL* *HELP* *YOU* *NOT*
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You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
He's 900 years old!
He's so strong in the Force!
Do your Jedi Diploma course!
-
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
Don't just stand in the rain!
You're all covered with mud!
come and sample my homemade crud!
-
OLD BEN, Are you listenin' to me? I can't
TRAIN HIM, he's so reckless you see! Like his
OLD MAN, he's so angry but brave! Betcha
*HE* *SCREWS* *UP* *AT* *THE* *CAVE*
YOUNG MAN, If you start will you end, or be
GOING, off to save all your friends? To be
TRAINING, needs commitment and work, if you
*WIMP* *OUT* *THEN* *YOU'RE* *A* *JERK*
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You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A
You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A
You should stay here and train!
You don't have to save Han!
If you do so, you'll lose your hand!
-
You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A.
(repeat and fade.)

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