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Tuesday, June 20, 2006
more jokes!!! ^^
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.
A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT".
After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No. Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been sighted.
Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned off the fan.
Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
i hope none of these are offending...
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