Saturday, August 6, 2005

One of my readers told me that there hadn’t been enough humor recently.
She was right. Therefore, I am pleased to bring you the two part conclusion of Synchronicity on a lighter note.

Synchronicity: Bringing back Sesshomaru
*episode 5*

It is evening and the group has decided that after the stress of facing seven new enemies, they need to relax. As such, they have found a hot spring. The girls and children went first; and Miroku, as usual, ended up with a lump on his head after Sango caught him peaking. Now he and Inuyasha are a bathing. Miroku says, “The pain would be a lot easier to take if Sango showed as much enthusiasm for other forms of bodily contact.” Inuyasha says, “Given it a rest monk.” Miroku says, “I’ve notice that you and Kagome have been fighting less lately.” Inuyasha asks, “What's your point?” Miroku says, “I was just wondering how that impacts the sex.” “What!” Inuyasha shouts. Miroku says, “What?” Inuyasha says, “You perverted monk; I'm not sleeping with Kagome!” Miroku's asks, “Your not? But I thought…with all that time you spend alone together in her era, and the fact that you never seem to go after any other women, except Kikyo and you never alone with her for long enough; I just assumed…do you mean to tell me that you've been celibate for as long as I’ve known you?” *Thunk* Hearing the commotion, Kagome comes to the edge of the clearing around the spring; she isn’t peaking. She asks, “Inuyasha? Are you two alright?” Inuyasha shouts, “Miroku is a sick, perverted, corrupted…” Kagome, who knows that such reactions are generally brought about by Miroku's wandering hands, turns around and steps foward shouting, “Now wait just a minute! Since when is Miroku interested in guys?!?” It is after saying this that she realizes that she has just walked in on the two; stark naked. Pausing for half a second before realizing what it is she sees, Kagome turns and hurries away. Inuyasha, who had stood up to hit the monk, sits down; blushing. Rubbing his matched set of lumps, Miroku asks, “You don't suppose she listened to, “It's only fair.”; do you?” Inuyasha, who is thoroughly confused and embarrassed, asks “Wha’d you mean?” The monk says, “Well, she saw us naked; so it's only fair…” *Thunk*
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